Quote by King Arthur
so called dogging - you spend half your life searching for that elusive encounter and nearly always come across fat, smelly, gay old men - never again - goodbye
Just for the record, we have never met any fat, gay, smelly old men, but we have met some bloody nice guys and a few arrogant ones.
Guess who gets the invties to go on to more secluded place for some fun, whilst leaving the tossers behind?
Don't let the door slam on your arse on the way out mate
Tracy-Jayne