Hi all,
I've been out of the country for a little while and missed my favourite pastime...
However I was out last night from 11:30 till 2am, visiting a few of the local haunts in and around Luton and Bedford and didn't see anything.. other than cars of pot smoking teenagers and couple of gay guys posturing.
Where does a genuine, fit guy go to watch sexy couples in Bedfordshire these days...?
What does 'posturing' mean? I wanna know if I do it :P
It's dead largely because of the MANY who "visit the local haunts", every night.
Last night one such "local haunt" featured the trucker (complete with artic) who "visited" the place 14 times in an hour-and-a-half....yes, the same truck drove out of the layby and then back in.....14 times.....each time crossing the dual carriageway two times....and the luton places are no different....just no trucks....with guys dividing their time driving the 3 miles between two sites...
Faced with artics with lights blazing and cars three-pointing and pirouetting around them, most couples long ago gave-up and decided that clubs offered a better venue to get what they want.
And most of the "gays" standing around were doing so to attract other gay guys....they are just as pissed-off with all the dogging tourists as me....many of said "dogging" tourists end-up being blown by the same gay guys anyway...
To precis:
If you don't like it, stay at home.
Better still, just pick a place and stay THERE for a night....don't piss everyone else off with your tourist touting.
Yes: It was 14 times....but that was just up to 0100z when I went home.....what he did after that I do not know.
I left him with 3 gay guys remaining, and one couple: Who wouldn't bother with him because the gay guys had already told them he played with men...and they don't "do" bi-guys.
And it was wet....so wet....