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Is Dogging in the WHOLE of the Uk dead ?

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We have listened to all you guys talking about various couples and shows going on , but we reckon that if you we're all telling the truth there would be hundreds more dogging couples than ever before ( due to the publicity of the web and the celebrities involved) and that cant be true can it ?
If there were loads and loads of new couples involved then we would definately have seen them , and I tell you why . We have visited *numerous* sites all around our *surrounding area* and have waited *ages* and * ages* in empty carparks and there has been no action at all . Were on the point of giving up all together and trying *something else* as a * hobby* . Perhaps we are just *unlucky* or expect * too much* but we reckon dogging is dead .
KEY TO PHRASES
*numerous* = two or three ( not sure if the third one was a dogging site at all)
*surrounding area* = anywhere on the way home from work without a big detour.
*ages* = about an hour maximum , maybe two hours if you include several
trips to the nearest garage to get pies.
*something else* = one of the other ways to get a free shag ive read about on the web
*hobby* = any way to get a shag without putting my hand in my pocket or talk
to anyone.
*unlucky* = impatient
*too much* = the moon on a stick.
Peace
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Hi Silk & Big G
We have only been going out as a dogging couple for just over a year now,we have noticed the change in that time being mainly single guys are not always happy to just "watch" and think that involvement is the norm.
Most of the activity we seem to find now is a girl on a table etc taking on all cummers,surely this is,nt what dogging is all about or did we misunderstand what we read.
Perhaps we are the only couple who see it this way,but i,me sure there will be a lot of posts to follow,most of which will disagree with us.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
We have listened to all you guys talking about various couples and shows going on , but we reckon that if you we're all telling the truth there would be hundreds more dogging couples than ever before ( due to the publicity of the web and the celebrities involved) and that cant be true can it ?
If there were loads and loads of new couples involved then we would definately have seen them , and I tell you why . We have visited *numerous* sites all around our *surrounding area* and have waited *ages* and * ages* in empty carparks and there has been no action at all . Were on the point of giving up all together and trying *something else* as a * hobby* . Perhaps we are just *unlucky* or expect * too much* but we reckon dogging is dead .
KEY TO PHRASES
*numerous* = two or three ( not sure if the third one was a dogging site at all)
*surrounding area* = anywhere on the way home from work without a big detour.
*ages* = about an hour maximum , maybe two hours if you include several
trips to the nearest garage to get pies.
*something else* = one of the other ways to get a free shag ive read about on the web
*hobby* = any way to get a shag without putting my hand in my pocket or talk
to anyone.
*unlucky* = impatient
*too much* = the moon on a stick.
Peace

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Very good, G lol
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Depends on what you're looking for.
Me n Mrs Tees go out now and then but usually just end up locking ourselves in the car for a shag as theres always loads of single guys. That said I've been out on my own three times this week and got lucky twice with couples. One just to watch and the other for erm, shall we say full-on interaction!
Personally, I dont expect anything when I go out on my own. If I get to watch, its a bonus. If, like last night I happen to find a couple where the fem is up for more, I count myself as very lucky and treat the lady accordingly!
The media hype has increased the presence of males and boy racers, I suppose but it will die down again. Most of them think you can go to any old Car Park and see hundreds of swinging couples getting down and dirty with anything with two or more legs, including the picnic table. They'll get bored and give up sooner or later. Then we'll be back to quality, not quantity.
As for more couples dogging I can only speak from personal experience. As I said, its an occasional thing for me n Mrs Tees, largely due to work commitments. However, the meeting place I was at last night had four couples in attendance. One just wanted watchers but she was eye-candy so worth the watch, another were regulars, only there for regulars, the third were the couple I already mentioned and the fourth were just weird. They had their (grown up) daughter with them.
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personally ive seen a big growth in new couples dipping there toes and popping down to the local sites most have been overwhelmed by the amount of single guys gathering round there cars and probably not returned
but as quite a regular and non pushy dogger i have help with the aide of the other non pushy guys fend of the idiots (main beam brigade, car chasers,car door handle pullers ,car window knob smearers etc etc) and hopefully made the newbies experience a good one and they will return and make the sites busy again for all to enjoy bar the idiots
lol
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I have to agree with you all.
There is an awful lot of "bollocks" being talked which gives the impression that every car park is full of couples and even single women every night.
Trouble is, the guys that then go out and try for themselves get frustrated when they can't get their dicks licked inside five minutes of having parked up.
As well as guys just happy to watch, patience is definitely a thing of the past.
Kevvo (who is always happy just to watch, unless you really want me to join in!!)
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Quote by Silk and Big G
We have listened to all you guys talking about various couples and shows going on , but we reckon that if you we're all telling the truth there would be hundreds more dogging couples than ever before ( due to the publicity of the web and the celebrities involved) and that cant be true can it ?
If there were loads and loads of new couples involved then we would definately have seen them , and I tell you why . We have visited *numerous* sites all around our *surrounding area* and have waited *ages* and * ages* in empty carparks and there has been no action at all . Were on the point of giving up all together and trying *something else* as a * hobby* . Perhaps we are just *unlucky* or expect * too much* but we reckon dogging is dead .
KEY TO PHRASES
*numerous* = two or three ( not sure if the third one was a dogging site at all)
*surrounding area* = anywhere on the way home from work without a big detour.
*ages* = about an hour maximum , maybe two hours if you include several
trips to the nearest garage to get pies.
*something else* = one of the other ways to get a free shag ive read about on the web
*hobby* = any way to get a shag without putting my hand in my pocket or talk
to anyone.
*unlucky* = impatient
*too much* = the moon on a stick.
Peace

I think you have just been unlucky or maybe it is just your area.
I live in Stockport (South Manchester) and there are 5 sites within 5 miles of where i live. Admittedly they are usually full of guys and not many couples.
I have had a couple of spontaneous encounters, but the best ones have been pre-arranged.
Why not post an ad and find your own private venue for invited couples or singles?
I know one thing, it is much easier for you couples to find some fun than it is for us single guys, but we don't give up.
The good experiences outway the crap nights spent in carparks full of blokes.
Good luck
Sexlightened
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hi aal, i also think they is to many males turning up and think its the norm to join in, i use to meet up with a real nice couple to this happend now they dont like dogging, we only have fun indoors, i my self only go dogging when i get a invite x confused
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silk n big G,
dogging is soooo 2004, the new thing now?.......
erm......stalking??!! wink
Warming the Bed
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If the scene is so busy, why all the requests on this site?
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Ive sussed it ! For those on the thread who actually read it and had a giggle well done . For all the retst of you .......stop taking yourselves and your dogging so fecking seriously !!
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lol I was beginning to wonder if it WAS supposed to be funny or if I'd taken it the wrong way!
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Hi Silk and Big G
Very funny post. Well done.
Regards
Harry Jones
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I've mentioned to a couple of my close friends that I go dogging and they seem to think is you go out and sit in a car park a nice young lady will turn up......and away you go. The source of this MISSinformation.......The media (aka....Stan THE TWAT Collimore) :kissmyarse:
The reality of it is that for the first few months as a single guy, you bimble around like a tit, shining your lights into car windows and scaring cpl's off redface . It takes a while to understand dogging and how to go about it in the right way. The problem is now, that there are too many of the "Bimble around like a tit" types who are spoiling the whole scene for everyone mad . I personally am happy with a show, flash, bj, whatever! What a lot of single guys don't realise is that it is the cpl or female that dictates the pace at which things move. all to often you see single guys opening doors knocking on windows and generally making a pain in the arse of themselves!!! :shock: So I can understand why new couples are scrared away from continuing there dogging carers, but I assure you.........We arn't all bimbling tits!!!
luv
Charlie
Standing up for the decent dogging single male!!!!!!
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*stands up next to Charlie*
I've been dabbling in the 'scene' for a good few months now (pre-xmas I think), have checked a few of the local sites on regular occasions but have yet to witness / partake in the willing couple situation. Just seem to be loads of single guys driving back and forth.
The moment I stop the car some dude approaches trying to shove his cock through my window.
Being bi-curious I'm up for trying anything once, and have let some dude suck me off before now, but I'm definitely more interested in watching / joining couples.
They just seem to be lacking in my area somewhat! (East Sussex btw).
I understand most couples reluctance, theres gotta be nothing worse than being surrounded by a group of sex-crazed loons all trying to grab a feel, but as Charlie said, we arent all like that. Some of us were brought up with manners!!
Are there any couples out there willing to give this non-pushy, easy going guy a chance? surprised)
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Dammit, I've been gone for two or three weeks and in that time you lot have managed to kill dogging?
It can't be true, surely it would have been on the front page of the super soaraway! It's just a ploy by Big G to keep the rest of us out of his favourite car parks. He's such a fibber, just ask anyone who turned up at April Fool Park in xxxxxx to see him and Miss Silky - a total no show!
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You are of course always welcome at any carpark we are in xx
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It's just a ploy by Big G to keep the rest of us out of his favourite car parks. He's such a fibber, just ask anyone who turned up at April Fool Park in xxxxxx to see him and Miss Silky - a total no show!
:twisted:

I went to April Fools Park and all the other sites they listed thay day, I waited hours and hours (5 mins) in pouring rain (slight drizzle) spent a fortune on 'Pay and Display' fees (free parkingy) and did they show! Did they eck! lol
Yes, dogging is dead (well, slightly comatosed) :lol:
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Hey Serendipity
If dogging is dead what say to you and me starting it up again smile
Very funny NWC. This is such a great post.
Harry Jones
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In all seriousness folks I got more action in my local pub tonight than in six dogging sites visited over two nights last weekend.
And there weren't any single blokes putting her off nor coppers nor loud booming music and I walked there so saved my petrol budget. smile
And I could see the lady in question lol
Harry Jones
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You are of course always welcome at any carpark we are in xx


Rematch at April Fool Park then, you'd all better be there this time!
Harry - fabulous avatar!!! :thumbup:
Dogging isn't really dead, it just needs modification I guess....everything has to change in the end, until the car parks lose their appeal and retro dogging appears once more.
(it's only Tuesday and I'm already talking tosh - I fear Mr Dirty's influence was greater than I imagined redface )
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Hey Serendipity
Thanks for the comment about my avatar (I think I have previously told you what I think of yours smile
I fear that indeed that Mr Dirty's influence is permeating your system and the only known cure in the western world is an evening spent in the company of Harry the Rock!
lol
Regards
Harry Jones
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Dammit, I've been gone for two or three weeks and in that time you lot have managed to kill dogging?
It can't be true, surely it would have been on the front page of the super soaraway! It's just a ploy by Big G to keep the rest of us out of his favourite car parks. He's such a fibber, just ask anyone who turned up at April Fool Park in xxxxxx to see him and Miss Silky - a total no show!
:twisted:

You mean they aren't coming......but , but , I've been waiting all this time :cry:
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Hah!
I'm not the only idiot with a two month old packed lunch on the passenger seat then? lol
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Thankyou Lord for hijacks by the funny and relaxed real doggers :-)
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it cant be dead - got told by a genuine guy that on friday nite at car park in the north west (a well known place) there where 8 couples on the car park at the same time. would be only time i could not be out. gutted i missed a meet and 8 couples on my fav car park.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Thankyou Lord for hijacks by the funny and relaxed real doggers :-)

Hijack! Never, we are serious!
Why do you think all these politicians are complaining about travellors setting up sites in country locations? Its us lot they are complaining about in April Fools Park, still waiting for Silk and Big G to come and give us a show lol
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Thankyou Lord for hijacks by the funny and relaxed real doggers :-)

Hijack! Never, we are serious!
Why do you think all these politicians are complaining about travellors setting up sites in country locations? Its us lot they are complaining about in April Fools Park, still waiting for Silk and Big G to come and give us a show lol
But that means.....going UP NORTH!!!