That's it, I've had enough too!
There are people spitting out their dummies all over the place, it's my turn!!
Heh :twisted:
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I've had enough too!!!!
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Quote by Serendipity
That's it, I've had enough too!
There are people spitting out their dummies all over the place, it's my turn!!
Why aren't couples leaving post it notes on my windscreen telling me which car park they'll be at and at what time together with erotic photos of themselves.
Why are car parks empty when I get there, why aren't the owners of this site arranging meets for me personally and paying me compensation if it's a no show?
Why hasn't Johnny Depp taken me out yet?
Why haven't I got a dummy!! look after 1400 post we think you are not giving dogging a chance ,try washing your windscreen and seeing the light ,if ppl are spitting there dummies out proves that they are not old enough ,car parks are empty because they charge too much to park , as for johnny dep comon he is as much good as a chocy fire guard
WHY WHY WHY!!!!!
I'm telling my Mum!
Heh :twisted:
Sex God
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look after 1400 post we think you are not giving dogging a chance
:giggle:
I'm the strong silent type!!
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Mummy here, now enough of this spitting dummies out young lady.
Get Back in your pram and start misbehaving !
Get Back in your pram and start misbehaving !
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Mummy here, now enough of this spitting dummies out young lady.
Get Back in your pram and start misbehaving !
Get Back in your pram and start misbehaving !
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ROFL hehe very funny 
I have been trying to give a Dogging a go for a while now but i dont intend to just give up on it !!
It really does seem to be a case of being patient and polite, and then hopefully being invited to a meet or have someone PM me for a meet.
so come on guys and gals just let people get to know you and you never know it might happen :)
Crosses fingers hehe
HotGuy
I have been trying to give a Dogging a go for a while now but i dont intend to just give up on it !!
It really does seem to be a case of being patient and polite, and then hopefully being invited to a meet or have someone PM me for a meet.
so come on guys and gals just let people get to know you and you never know it might happen :)
Crosses fingers hehe
HotGuy
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Serendipity, think your self lucky the last time we went dogging the only thing that ended up on our windscreen was NOT a note (but it was kinda sticky)!!
stick around, you might just settle in, give it a chance haha (newbies like you should be banned oops bad subject)
stick around, you might just settle in, give it a chance haha (newbies like you should be banned oops bad subject)
Sex God
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Oh I'm telling my Mum about you too, you'll regret it, she's called Kevin :shock:
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Newbie as in me ???
Which i suppose i am fairly new , but dont think i done anything wrong have i ?
Hotguy
Which i suppose i am fairly new , but dont think i done anything wrong have i ?
Hotguy
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No we were on about Seredipity i mean with only 1500 or so posts how come she gets a dummy? your such a tell tale always running off to your mum time she cut those darn apron strings we think!! 
we dont do newbie bashing ( unless they truly deserve it) then we tell serendipitys mum about them!! :wink:
your such a tell tale always running off to your mum time she cut those darn apron strings we think!! we dont do newbie bashing ( unless they truly deserve it) then we tell serendipitys mum about them!! :wink:
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LOL ok Sorry just me being THICK !!!!!
Sex God
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You can tell it's the first day back at work for a lot of us, going stir crazy
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Gosh Serendipity i have only just noticed that we are not a million miles from another maybe we could trade secrets about good spots .
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets and i can give you 1 location i may have seen a couple at it LOL
anyway wish you well PM me with details if thats enough to persuade you lol
HotGuy
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets and i can give you 1 location i may have seen a couple at it LOL
anyway wish you well PM me with details if thats enough to persuade you lol
HotGuy
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Gosh Serendipity i have only just noticed that we are not a million miles from another maybe we could trade secrets about good spots .
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets
[/quoteno be a secret then will it :idea:
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets
[/quoteno be a secret then will it :idea:
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Gosh Serendipity i have only just noticed that we are not a million miles from another maybe we could trade secrets about good spots .
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets
[/quoteno be a secret then will it :idea:
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets
[/quoteno be a secret then will it :idea:
Sex God
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Gosh Serendipity i have only just noticed that we are not a million miles from another maybe we could trade secrets about good spots .
Well by that i mean you can tell me all your secrets and i can give you 1 location i may have seen a couple at it LOL
anyway wish you well PM me with details if thats enough to persuade you lol
HotGuy
I'm not seeing how I benefit from this arrangement!
Sex God
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Naughty Dipity, 
Now pick up that dummy, get back in that pram, and stop being a naughty girl!!!
Just think what the neighbours will think if they here you crying like this
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Now pick up that dummy, get back in that pram, and stop being a naughty girl!!!
Just think what the neighbours will think if they here you crying like this
:giggle:
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That's it, I've had enough too!
I'm telling my Mum!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Priceless!
T-J
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you need patiants of a saint for dogging surprizes me there not more clergy men involved
and on the subject of dogging would taking a dog be politicaly correct? ok (not for particpation of course in human sexual adult activity).....but better than being in the car on your own specially if you a single guy plus not nice to leave animals on there own if you have one
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and on the subject of dogging would taking a dog be politicaly correct? ok (not for particpation of course in human sexual adult activity).....but better than being in the car on your own specially if you a single guy plus not nice to leave animals on there own if you have one
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Quote by rob-oxfordno not at all if the police came along who do you think would have his coller felt 1st
and on the subject of dogging would taking a dog be politicaly correct? ok (not for particpation of course in human sexual adult activity).....but better than being in the car on your own specially if you a single guy plus not nice to leave animals on there own if you have one
Master of Sex
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:idea: :idea: dummies for sale on ebay
Warming the Bed
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wow i like it when you are mad what passion
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Quote by rob-oxford
you need patiants of a saint for dogging surprizes me there not more clergy men involved
and on the subject of dogging would taking a dog be politicaly correct? ok (not for particpation of course in human sexual adult activity).....but better than being in the car on your own specially if you a single guy plus not nice to leave animals on there own if you have one
Most days I like you Rob, but some days you are scary, soooo scary
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Oi, wait your turn Miss Dawn
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Sex God
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Were just really dissapointed that you Spit ! 
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Were just really dissapointed that you Spit !
Lowering the tone even further, who knew it was possible?
Good work G! :twisted:
Sex God
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Were just really dissapointed that you Spit !
damn i thought of that one last night and had returned to put it on!! Great minds Silk and Big G
Sex God
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NOT that i was thinking of the lovely Seredipity last night
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Johnny Depp has'nt taken you out yet coz he's chained to MY bed.
SO THERE!!
In my dreams.......
However- have done the next best thing & screwed two different sailors on an historic tall ship- no, not in a hammock!
SO THERE!!
In my dreams.......
However- have done the next best thing & screwed two different sailors on an historic tall ship- no, not in a hammock!
