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are we missing the point,or is dogging supposed to be a miserable pastime? it seems that forums and venues alike,are full of doggers,who's glasses are half empty!maybe its because carol and i weren't around in those fabled days gone by,when couples queued patiently for space on the picnic table,or so many couples were "showing"that guys dogged in rotation!all we seem to hear now,are guys whinging and whining,not enough couples,too much talking,too many newbies and not enough ,they may be valid observations,but they are also a fact of dogging in the present time,and we are stuck with it!however,the reality for us,is that there is one hellava lot of fun to be had press,and internet,besides bringing swarms of newbies onto the scene,are also bringing the word to couples,looking for have seen,and been involved with some good action too,and with this great weather,we are having a ball!so,to redress the couple/dogger balance this weekend,let me make a the guys that wanna stand around moaning about the state of dogging all night,do yourselves,and us a favour,misery loves company,so go cry in your beers,that way,when you tell your missus youve been down the boozer all night you wont have to feel guilty,and more upbeat sorts can enjoy ourselves in an environment of erotic accord and weeks forum will have more positives than negatives,and the dogging scene will appear much brighter for it!as a bonus,the ratios will be restored to those that were enjoyed before the deression,everyones happy?
I fully agree with you,there is too much moaning and complaining when there is a lack of myself and my partner also enjoy watching a show but we realise that with the nature of dogging it is not a sure fire thing every last show we saw resulted in my partner getting very horny and as soon as we were back in our car we continued with one of our own,much to the delight of the 3 onlookers who i must say did,nt chase after us as we made our way the roles should be reversed and the couples or even 2 girls should approach a car when it drives in and have their faces 6ins from the window before the driver has even stopped the engine.I wonder how many single males would leave a message on this forum we dont get lucky we can vent our frustrations when we get home,as can single males,just tell their wives they lost at darts again so a session between the sheets would help,or even the truth, there was no action at the dogging site tonight so she will have to as from today lets stop all this useless whinging and whining and let dogging take its natural course.
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What a GREAT idea.... someone dare me to go up to geezer's cars and start poking my head right up to the window.... lets see how freaked out they get cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
I,me glad that somebody agress with this role reversal, last weekend at our local site we stood talking to 2 other couples (1 of who we have watched perform and i must just say it was very erotic although i would,nt want to sit on that toy,but she managed somehow) perhaps all three females should have swarmed on the next single male who drove in saying "are you looking for some company" or "what are you into" and see how he would have had to check the date as probably xmas had come early or he had died and gone to dogging 1 day !!!!!!!
I reckon I should go up to a geezer's window, tap on it and when he winds it down, I should say, "Hello sweetheart, fancy a fuck?" If he says yes, I should then unbotton my coat to reveal a huge strap on..... what do you reckon? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I think their mouths would drop open ready for you to slide it in .... :shock: Or would that be that their mouths had dropped open because of the shock??! biggrin :twisted: Oh well open to interpretation I suppose.
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I reckon I should go up to a geezer's window, tap on it and when he winds it down, I should say, "Hello sweetheart, fancy a fuck?" If he says yes, I should then unbotton my coat to reveal a huge strap on..... what do you reckon? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Wonderful....... I love it.... (not the strap on) :shock: but i would seriously love to be a fly on the windsgreen edit: windsgreen??? LOL...when you said that and unbottoned ur coat!!!!
Paul
Funny I wrote this long reply without logging in and lost it. However in brief I wrote that the posts on this thread sound remarkably like a whinge in themselves.
I suppose I'm a whinger if asking for information about likely sites is whinging. In response to my posts variously about Berkshire, Hampshire and Dorset I've had only one proper pm, and that good lady was discussing something else, and if she knows of any good new sites not mentioned on this site she wasn't telling!
For myself I'm not immediately concerned about sex in any direct form, I'm a newbie, I may not even like the scene when I find it. But I am interested to find out those sites where there is at least the vaguest possibility of action, and these have so far eluded me.
So I guess I'm a whinger.
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Funny I wrote this long reply without logging in and lost it. However in brief I wrote that the posts on this thread sound remarkably like a whinge in themselves.
I suppose I'm a whinger if asking for information about likely sites is whinging. In response to my posts variously about Berkshire, Hampshire and Dorset I've had only one proper pm, and that good lady was discussing something else, and if she knows of any good new sites not mentioned on this site she wasn't telling!
For myself I'm not immediately concerned about sex in any direct form, I'm a newbie, I may not even like the scene when I find it. But I am interested to find out those sites where there is at least the vaguest possibility of action, and these have so far eluded me.
So I guess I'm a whinger.

Asking is not whinging,but keep on looking and you will strike lucky were,nt sure if we would like it at first,but now my partner enjoys it as much as i do.I suppose in an ideal world we would see action at every visit,but i,me afraid we dont live in an ideal we did there would be nothing to whinge about.
aaah,i wondered how long it would be,before someone pointed out that accusing SOME guys as whingers,was indeed a whinge in itself,so well done muskateer,point taken!no,all i was saying really was,we should be content with our lot,after all,as far as i'm aware,this dogging malarky is unique to our fair shores?ok,so things could be better,but at least its something.i'll give you a TRUE example of a whinging guy comes over to the car,about 60,moaning that he never gets to see anything,so,we decide to be charitable and give him something to look has her kit of in a jiffy,dildo locked and loaded,on goes the the guy leans in the window,and uses the illumination TO ROLL A BLOODY FAG!!!once lit,he says ta very much,and walks off!!now do you get my point!!!
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i'll give you a TRUE example of a whinging guy comes over to the car,about 60,moaning that he never gets to see anything,so,we decide to be charitable and give him something to look has her kit of in a jiffy,dildo locked and loaded,on goes the the guy leans in the window,and uses the illumination TO ROLL A BLOODY FAG!!!once lit,he says ta very much,and walks off!!now do you get my point!!!

That's appalling. Especially since it won't be long before I reach that age and it's probably going to be hard enough (no pun intended) to get a watching invite without it being abused by tossers like that. Makes age-ism sound like a good option.
yeah,we had to see the funny side though!poor fella was so resigned to drawing a blank on each visit,he did'nt register what was going on!anyway,we cant see that age is an issue,carol for one,feels sexier performing for older guys,she's only late 30's,but finds the mature males to be more fact i cnt recall a dogger bieng asked to leave a "show" on grounds of she wants to play,well,that may be a different story,i'm 40,and even i'm too old for the twat!
=,let me make a the guys that wanna stand around moaning about the state of dogging all night,do yourselves,and us a favour,misery loves company,so go cry in your beers scene will appear much brighter for it!as a bonus,the ratios will be restored to those that were enjoyed before the deression,everyones happy?

Fantastic idea D-Doggers .
but sadly it seems to have failed LOL NIce try though , its still a great idea.
Big G scratches yawns and ....moves on
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eerm,dunno silky babes,seems to have worked at our venue ok,bloody carpark was empty!think we may have shot ourselves in the foot with that one!!a whinging dogger is better than no dogger,come back,all is foregiven!!!!
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eerm,dunno silky babes,seems to have worked at our venue ok,bloody carpark was empty!think we may have shot ourselves in the foot with that one!!a whinging dogger is better than no dogger,come back,all is foregiven!!!!

What did you do Dirtydoggers ? our venue also was deserted this weekend.I think like you we will have to put up with the whingers,its better than sitting all night in an empty lets hope they all return soon.
Dirtydoggers and Doggingtwo
Empty venue for you both :cry:
You have that problem again and just shout and I will be straight over to wank for you all (I assume the female parties will appreciate).
Out of action this weekend as ill :cry: but think about it, you now how to pm me.
Oh and I cannot believe anyone can just use that illumination to light up a fag, I would have loved to just see Carol get her kit off and I don't even know what she looks like smile . And some young doggers are very appreciative too >>ME.
Regards all
Hary Jones
29yr old single straight appreciative poorly male
yeah,chris,the headlight brigade are a growing nuisance,i for couples leaving the scene through it,well topic has strayed from the origional intention,so i'll create a new thread,we can thrash it out there,catch you above!