try not to get caught by the police with yer trousers around yer ankles..if you are a couple, at play, then you'll have to put a certain amount of reliance in the fellas tipping you the wink when old bill , these days, the doggers will often leg it without giving warning..the first hint you''ll get that somethings up is a floodlit arse and an empty carpark..
describing what you should, and shouldn't do could get very long winded...just drive in, park, then get on with it..then drive home, pull a beer and have a right giggle about it..if the idea of seeing your missus getting a seeing too gives you a twitch..make sure she is in on it before you throw her to the lions..