pigtails

28 Aug 2004

we decided to return to cobtree last week, but when 10 guys gathered round and would not budge, pigtails was put of completely so we left. thanks guys, you do not know what you missed out on. mad

28 Aug 2004

pity you can't fit a large tazer to the car to keep them in line hehe.
After reading various reports on here about some single guys it sounds like some are very pig headed and wont listen to the word no or go away.

28 Aug 2004

Maybe you should have just said:
"the 2 blokes with the biggest dicks can stay, then rest can go please....right lads, cocks OUT"
Probably the fastest way to lose an unwanted audience, in all probability the rest would have gone for the two guys as well....sods law.
Or maybe a variation: " right lads, I want some BIG balls in view tonight...pants DOWN"
Make your own cadence up....
Or:
Make an obstacle course on site, then get them to go over it...fastest wins ?
Or:
"Who's got the biggest car...the merc WINS."
Or:
"All guys with range rovers are wankers so PISS OFF..."
Anymore possibilities ?

28 Aug 2004

Another possibility.....
"Right lads, cocks out, the one with the smallest is the bitch and I'm gonna take pics of you getting shafted"
That should clear the crowd..... if the lad with the smallest fancies getting shafted, you can always take the pics anyway and send them to me :twisted:

28 Aug 2004

Not wanting to start a usual dogging board row but , it occurs to us quite often couples dont even open the windows . We wonder did they actually try telling the doggers they only wanted a certain number , it usually works for us .

28 Aug 2004

"Fuck off, wankers" always works for me..... not that I'm rude or anything confused

28 Aug 2004

That kinda removes the whole audince though Blue . Wankers are the ones you want lol

28 Aug 2004

So... that's where I've been going wrong - DAMN! wink

28 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Another possibility.....
"Right lads, cocks out, the one with the smallest is the bitch and I'm gonna take pics of you getting shafted"
That should clear the crowd..... if the lad with the smallest fancies getting shafted, you can always take the pics anyway and send them to me :twisted:

lol