Professional Dorset Dogger

16 May 2006

If your a couple out for the 1st time or a seasoned couple in the Dorset / New Forest Area. Then I'm your man.
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I DON'T come running up to your car as soon as you arrive. Why waste energy running when you can walk nice a slowly. I will wait for the lights or the hand signals when you are ready.
I DON'T EXPECT anything, You Make the running I will do as little or as much as you both feel comfortable with, from standing outside the car and just watching and playing with myself , to having you play with me, to playing with you, all the way to Fucking you inside or outside the car , over the bonnet or around the location somewhere. Your there to have fun, I'm there to have fun with you. Together we can without the agro .
I can work alone or with a group ( I'm not a watcher and wank only guy).
I come out to play Clean, Showered and Fresh and not smelling of Booze or smoke.
I don't get involved in long conversations afterwards with you, I turn up as the stranger and leave as the stranger with a Thank you. And I look forward to meeting again soon wink

16 May 2006

Sounds like you should ge giving out lessons to all the wannabe doggers on how it SHOULD be done Wayne smile

Good luck and maybe see you in a dark car park one night wink

T-J xx

16 May 2006

Quote by wayne_z12
If your a couple out for the 1st time or a seasoned couple in the Dorset / New Forest Area. Then I'm your man.
I DON'T come running up to your car as soon as you arrive. Why waste energy running when you can walk nice a slowly. I will wait for the lights or the hand signals when you are ready.
I DON'T EXPECT anything, You Make the running I will do as little or as much as you both feel comfortable with, from standing outside the car and just watching and playing with myself , to having you play with me, to playing with you, all the way to Fucking you inside or outside the car , over the bonnet or around the location somewhere. Your there to have fun, I'm there to have fun with you. Together we can without the agro .
I can work alone or with a group ( I'm not a watcher and wank only guy).
I come out to play Clean, Showered and Fresh and not smelling of Booze or smoke.
I don't get involved in long conversations afterwards with you, I turn up as the stranger and leave as the stranger with a Thank you. And I look forward to meeting again soon

what kind of salary does a proffesional dogger earn ? lol

:lol:

17 May 2006

Quote by rickandjools
If your a couple out for the 1st time or a seasoned couple in the Dorset / New Forest Area. Then I'm your man.
I DON'T come running up to your car as soon as you arrive. Why waste energy running when you can walk nice a slowly. I will wait for the lights or the hand signals when you are ready.
I DON'T EXPECT anything, You Make the running I will do as little or as much as you both feel comfortable with, from standing outside the car and just watching and playing with myself , to having you play with me, to playing with you, all the way to Fucking you inside or outside the car , over the bonnet or around the location somewhere. Your there to have fun, I'm there to have fun with you. Together we can without the agro .
I can work alone or with a group ( I'm not a watcher and wank only guy).
I come out to play Clean, Showered and Fresh and not smelling of Booze or smoke.
I don't get involved in long conversations afterwards with you, I turn up as the stranger and leave as the stranger with a Thank you. And I look forward to meeting again soon

what kind of salary does a proffesional dogger earn ? lol

:lol:
And is there a benefits package? company dogging vehicle? an health insurance scheme that covers car park related injuries (and RSI :twisted smile

? a uniform??
C'mon Wayne, spill the beans :wink:
Good luck too :D

17 May 2006

Yes there is A Company Car - MINE
Benifits are being able to have safe clean fun with loads of great people - What more could you want?
My only wish is that I could find a location, that is easy to get to , but hard to find by the Cowboy Doggers.

27 May 2006

Bump and grind to nite
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