shalt wear thine rubbers. Thou shalt adorn thine male organs with the finest sheaths of latex for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.
shalt not fornicate before innocents. Keep thine revelries from the eyes of children and unsuspecting passersby, and refrain from disturbing the peace and attracting attention.
shalt not block thine neighbor's view. Take care thou dost not obscure the sight of thy fellow dogger, and yield the right of way to them who arrived before you.
shalt look with thine eyes, not with thine hands, until invited. Layest not thine hands upon a person without their explicit verbal permission.
the sanctity of a woman's right to refuse. What part of "No" dost thou not understand, thou pushy bastard?
thy neighbor's anonymity. Thou shalt not expose, blackmail, or otherwise compromise the privacy of thine fellow doggers.
shalt not destroy public property nor trespass upon private property. The country parks, beauty spots, lovers' lanes and car parks of the land shall not be desecrated through vandalism or carelessness.
shalt covet thy neighbour's wife. Thou shalt swing and make merry with thine own mate and all other consenting parties.
shalt clean up after thine own self. Before thou departest, gather unto thee all of thine used condoms, torn wrappers, discarded tissues and other rubbish, and dispose of them in a bin.
shalt drive safely and honor the laws, both while motoring and parking. Thou shalt not engage in reckless behaviour while in a moving vehicle, and thou shall park legally and engage the parking brake when at rest.
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Rules with a biblical slant
Quote by jomu
shalt wear thine rubbers. Thou shalt adorn thine male organs with the finest sheaths of latex for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.
shalt not fornicate before innocents. Keep thine revelries from the eyes of children and unsuspecting passersby, and refrain from disturbing the peace and attracting attention.
shalt not block thine neighbor's view. Take care thou dost not obscure the sight of thy fellow dogger, and yield the right of way to them who arrived before you.
shalt look with thine eyes, not with thine hands, until invited. Layest not thine hands upon a person without their explicit verbal permission.
the sanctity of a woman's right to refuse. What part of "No" dost thou not understand, thou pushy bastard?
thy neighbor's anonymity. Thou shalt not expose, blackmail, or otherwise compromise the privacy of thine fellow doggers.
shalt not destroy public property nor trespass upon private property. The country parks, beauty spots, lovers' lanes and car parks of the land shall not be desecrated through vandalism or carelessness.
shalt covet thy neighbour's wife. Thou shalt swing and make merry with thine own mate and all other consenting parties.
shalt clean up after thine own self. Before thou departest, gather unto thee all of thine used condoms, torn wrappers, discarded tissues and other rubbish, and dispose of them in a bin.
shalt drive safely and honor the laws, both while motoring and parking. Thou shalt not engage in reckless behaviour while in a moving vehicle, and thou shall park legally and engage the parking brake when at rest.
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"BLASPHEMY"
Silly.
Nobody follows rules anymore..........few followed them anyway.
There are too many guys about in car parks etc to bother with rules.
First come, first serving.
Poaching is the rule of the day now, see a guy on a car, get in there my son...give it the lights, then the driveby....pull in front then start the traffic lights....flash the heads, flash the hazards, then the brakes......I've seen it so many times in the past months that it is expected now.
Did you know, in all the places that used to have normal couples (not shows) at night, few have them any more ?
They get no chance for a shag now, so they don't bother....in this area they chose well-lit car parks for courting...even those are infested by the plague.
Well, it's so bad that I ain't been out this weekend...no point....if it isn't the law it's the plague.
Just watched tv and dvds'
Nobody follows rules anymore..........few followed them anyway.
There are too many guys about in car parks etc to bother with rules.
First come, first serving.
Poaching is the rule of the day now, see a guy on a car, get in there my son...give it the lights, then the driveby....pull in front then start the traffic lights....flash the heads, flash the hazards, then the brakes......I've seen it so many times in the past months that it is expected now.
Did you know, in all the places that used to have normal couples (not shows) at night, few have them any more ?
They get no chance for a shag now, so they don't bother....in this area they chose well-lit car parks for courting...even those are infested by the plague.
Well, it's so bad that I ain't been out this weekend...no point....if it isn't the law it's the plague.
Just watched tv and dvds'
