now for those of you that read such material on a regular basis, you will be all too familiar with the stuff that caught my attention, but then again, i purchase newspapers on an average of twice a year, and only then on the basis of a nice round arse grinning out from the cover.
right, i have it here in front of me, a whole page, dedicated to prompting you to part with your hard earned, on the promise of availing you of times and locations of dogging parties
now, i'm unfamiliar with the rates, but that ad must have cost a lot of money..it would also be safe to assume that the ad will be making lots more money, which means on hellava lot of doughnuts out there..there are 19 photographs to acompany the text, all proffessionally posed, none of yer amatuer offerings here, oh no..all the girls on their own, pouting lustfully straight to camera and all model material too..ok, so i'm not suggesting for one minute that any of you guys were taken in by it, nor am i saying "look, its taken sherlock dirty to work it out" :lol: because we all know, despite the token offering of a grass background to lend credibility, the whole thing is ridiculous..but then again, there must be enough peeps out there, sufficiently numb of the nut to keep the profits rolling in.
so, lets read it..look at some of the keywords for example..."are you bored"?..."no strings fun"...and "dogging events"..sounds a bit familiar
yeah, well its obvious the way i'm going, a few young guys reading that kind of stuff, paying their money and waiting for the results to come rolling in. only it never happens..but they have paid money, and feel they are owed, so, still with that kind of terminology floating about in their heads, they put in a dogging search and bingo, they discover swinging heaven..initially they feel they have discovered a great secret, and best of all, its free. at last, it could all be true after all..so, first post.."bored in suffolk, looking for no strings fun tonight, pm with details and times of dogging events"...but, no reponse, bugger :lol: what the fuck do i do now?look, i'm in real danger of going off on another tangent here, i can see several doors opening, each going down a different road..everything i've said is obvious, we all know that scenario is but one possible route to swingingheaven..the keywords would suggest that some posts are a direct result of reading such ads as i've described..such ads are designed to make dogging look as easy and attractive as possible, and time and time again we see the confusion on the board, when initial posts don't attract a dozen pm's from cock starved 19 year old model type sex kittens willing to suck any rancid organ waved at them..nowt wrong with optomism, after all, a pessamist is only an optomist with experience, and most of these guys haven't had enough knocks to see that things ain't really like that, but only made to sound like it in order to part you from your money. told you i'd go off on one :roll: sorreee.. :lol:
right, back on all have this in common..we are reading the dogging board on swingingheaven..how the fuck did we get here? i mean, our route was this..news of the world article, mentioning a local spot and seedy perverts shuffling furtively through the undergrowth..visit said venue, quickly become exhibitionists ourselves then get told about swingingheaven by a couple of lads having a wank..shit, its just occurred to me what a crap thread this is..you are all going to say the same thing..stan collimore, put "dogging" into google, find swingingheaven...there aren't too many variables really are there..i feel like a right twat again..
i'll try and salvage something out of it by polling a few options..just hope i can think of enough to save face..fuck it, i knew i shouldn't have started this. 
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...thankyou very much 