The end of Harry's dogging drought

1 Jul 2006

Hello all.
Last night, exactly TEN MONTHS to the day, I got some action dogging biggrin

To be fair I haven't been out that often (and only did so as it was not too far a variation driving home from Wurzels concert).
Within five minutes of arriving I was getting a bj :D
Thereafter followed a classic of night of standing in a group chatting and us all laughing our asses off followed by a quick photo shoot before we all left.
Good to see you all last night and to meet some new folks.
Regards
Harry Jones

1 Jul 2006

Oh good, at least we'll have the next ten months to hear about your experiences last night...

1 Jul 2006

5 minutes harry..did your fly zipper get jammed or something? lol

good to see you and the gang again last night...here's one of the pics for ya wink

well, did our first private meet last night..six invited, so cheers to andrew75 for turning up :lol: still, andy was fine company, and we all got up close and personal on and around the master's ever ready picnic blanket :lol:.
i'm still in shock, having seen some of the filth on "truckstop's" laptop.. :shock: words fail me redface

(photo removed in case it was "innapropiate") :lol: :wink:

1 Jul 2006

Excellent picture uncle, always a pleasure to read your posts. wink

1 Jul 2006

ahh, ta shad wink

tis always a pleasure to ogle mrs shad's boobs :wink: yeah, that pic was taken last night, after our session with andrew..met up at the local where the dogging elite were assembled..in that photograph, we have "the master", "harry the rock", "singledogger", "brains" and erm "truckstop"..well, he should be there :shock: he was earlier lol

but those boys are just the best....
dunno why the lads didn't at least message us to say they couldn't make it :cry: could have got some more guys involved in their place..oh well, ya takes yer gamble :lol: :lol: serves us right i guess..arranged :shock: what were we thinking rolleyes

mind you, getting to meet andrew was a bonus..
i'll edit up one of our picnic blanket pics from last night..i'll post it later..mind you, its seeing our pics that probably made the fellas back off last minute :lol:

2 Jul 2006

It was a pleasure to meet with the dirtydoggers and the master, and the ones who didnt turn up missed out on a very nice show indeed.
Although I think there were a few Nightjars at the location trying to get a sneaky peak at the show as well. lol

2 Jul 2006

ahhh, thanks for that andrew wink

usually the guys that catch us at it so to speak aren't internet users, or if they are, might not use this forum, or if so, might not be able to post, but if so, might not be inclined to do so................sooo, its kinda novel to get a "nice show" post as an aftermath to a night of copulation, masturbation and in my case, premature ejaculation redface

you can now see first hand, that mrs dirty is a dominant twat, which is why i spare no blows here lol

and you have also witnessed, that having gotton herself all horny, she starts to get a little greedy, which is why we need to have "the master" in tow, kinda like an emergency passion diffusing valve and supplimentary stunt cock rolleyes

bit embarrasing when i was going down on her, only to suggest i should have bought a torch...there was no need for mrs dirty to humiliate me by pointing out i'd been chewing the fucking grass for the last fifteen minutes :shock: surprised

ops:
the nightjars were nice to see in the twighlight..quite a magical place really..we're so lucky.

2 Jul 2006

looks like u had fun smile

what i can not understand is when i post pics of me doggin they get taken off as they say your not allowed group sex pics only pics of yourselfs
yours must be bettert than mine lol
jo x

2 Jul 2006

ooh, i've seen some of those group pics jo wink

yeah, pity you can't share them with the lads :cry: we put our's up as an extention to our showing off, but i am a teensy weensy bit nervous about overstepping the mark, hence all the editing lol

trust me, that halo around mrs dirty's fanny ain't indicitive of a saintly gash :wink:

2 Jul 2006

hmm, can't be bothered reading the updated rules, so, not wishing to fall foul, or put fire onto dwindling flames i removed the photo wink

if the mods do their nuts over three people, then the five in that shot would have taken them outa the game..what with the heat and the footy result, i'll spare them the turmoil lol

in case the boys are thinking "what, dirty had our mugshots on the board for all too see" :lol: :shock: then fear not, you were so heavilly edited, even i couldn't recognise ya's :lol: :lol:

2 Jul 2006

well, that will teach me to check properly on directions in future but I always carry a torch in the car............
torch in one hand,map in the other..... foot in mouth
I won't let you down dirty, just put me in your first list.
Tony

2 Jul 2006

hiya
i missed seeing the photo mr dirty, but as u know im not worried that im in the pics.
was a good friday nite with us having a fantastic laugh and a good ogile at mrs dirtys jack and danny mind u that black pudding she tryed to get up her was making me nerveus tho lol

2 Jul 2006

you weren't far wrong tony..only about quarter of a mile by foot, or two miles by road lol

easy mistake to make though, as the place you ended up in would appear to be the obvious spot..well, until you discover the real place that is..the good thing about the forest region is its so vast, with so many suitable niches ..some of them are more productive than many assume wink

as for future arranged meets..we're going to rethink the gameplan..thing is, this will probably our last shafting display season, and so was hoping to involve some of the keener voyeurs that might have escaped us whilst on our rounds..seemed like a good idea to gather a few of us together :cry: we'll approach it from another angle next time around.. :wink:

2 Jul 2006

tell you

what singledogger..that harry is a character ain't he? :lol: :lol: mrs dirty and i were even thinking about adopting him..the sight of him rocking backwards and forwards laughing like a mule whilst watching the two foot long dong dissapearing up the nubile wench's rear on "truckstop's" laptop will never leave me :lol:
mrs dirty's insertion paled into insignificance in comparison..thank fuck no couple's turned up to spoil the fun..always worries me when were out..its kinda ruining the scene..well, when i say NO couples, of course, i mean other than THE couples of notoriety..and the lady who's cakehole harry threw his chopper into redface

2 Jul 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
5 minutes harry..did your fly zipper get jammed or something? good to see you and the gang again last night...here's one of the pics for ya
(photo removed in case it was "innapropiate") :lol: :wink:

No I parked at far end of car park so by time my eyes had adjusted to the dark and I wandered down :lol:
Can you pm me the photo as its gone confused

Quote by dirtydoggers
in case the boys are thinking "what, dirty had our mugshots on the board for all too see" :lol: :shock: then fear not, you were so heavilly edited, even i couldn't recognise ya's :lol: :lol:

I think the fact I turned round to face the camera and give a thumbs up shows how I don't mind not being edited :lol:

Quote by dirtydoggers
tell you :lol: what singledogger..that harry is a character ain't he? :lol: :lol: mrs dirty and i were even thinking about adopting him..the sight of him rocking backwards and forwards laughing like a mule whilst watching the two foot long dong dissapearing up the nubile wench's rear on "truckstop's" laptop will never leave me :lol:
mrs dirty's insertion paled into insignificance in comparison..thank fuck no couple's turned up to spoil the fun..always worries me when were out..its kinda ruining the scene..well, when i say NO couples, of course, i mean other than THE couples of notoriety..and the lady who's cakehole harry threw his chopper into

Twas a great night, I haven't laughed so much in ages, whether it was the musical interludes (London Underground), the videos or even the excitement of being shown two watersports videos (though one of them turned very nasty after the start :shock: ) and the ensuing laughter and chatting regarding the subject afterwards, though I fear upon reflection of the night I might have missed out on a chance of watching some watersports surprised

:wink:
Regards
Harry Jones

2 Jul 2006

there you go harry..didn't even need to edit it wink

or at least thats what you'd have ended up looking like had mrs dirty pissed on your face lol

:lol: oh jeez, i can't say i share your fetish :shock: :lol: but i'm really really sure mrs dirty wouldn't object, or have objected to you watching her visiting the girl's room behind the pine tree :lol: :wink: after all, she does it when i'm brushing me gnashers, and i can't even bear to watch :lol:
here is the origional..but look sharpish, i might have to delete it :lol:

2 Jul 2006

That one is fine, Unc. No one is recognisable and your self censoring is spot on.
Regarding recognisable pics, we would never know who has and who hasn't given permission, so we have to err on the side of caution and say no to all.
Mal
wink

3 Jul 2006

woooooohoooooooo im on there great first time part of me been on web lol lol

anyway back to the woman harry emptyed his ten months worth into lol NO !!!! wont go there with that one now lmao
u only had to ask harry im sure mrs dirty wud av said if she was ok with u watching her water the forest, she was gone long enuff to water the whole forest :wink:

3 Jul 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
but i'm really really sure mrs dirty wouldn't object, or have objected to you watching her visiting the girl's room behind the pine tree after all, she does it when i'm brushing me gnashers, and i can't even bear to watch :lol:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh biggrin

Quote by singledogger
woooooohoooooooo im on there great first time part of me been on web lol :lol: :wink:
anyway back to the woman harry emptyed his ten months worth into lol NO !!!! wont go there with that one now lmao
u only had to ask harry im sure mrs dirty wud av said if she was ok with u watching her water the forest, she was gone long enuff to water the whole forest :wink:

Onto mate onto :!: It looked like ten months worth as well when the torch went on :D
I must remember to pack a decent torch, to catch the glorious goldenness of the night next time :D :D :D
I must also remember to make sure I watch this topic :!:
Regards
Harry Jones

9 Jul 2006

Hello all
Quick funny story for you, following my missing out of watching a week back, I was out at the usual haunt last night dogging and I was determined not to make the same mistake.
1am at the favourite local place chatting to a couple I know and five or so chaps.
The woman exits car and heads off to the trees, seizing the moment I ask loudly "Can I come and watch please confused

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From the pitch black came the immediate response from said lady "FUCK OFF"
Cue much guffawing from all present lol

Regards
Harry Jones

9 Jul 2006

I'd recognise you anywhere now Harry, even with the blurry face!! Slightly worried that Aunty D has a radioactive muff though! :shock: Singledogger, which one is you.....the one feeling for his change? wink

I'm utterly amazed that five guys managed not to turn up - if you're reading, what a bunch of numpties you lot are, you'll go to dogging hell for that, an eternity in a brightly lit car park full of satanic police cars! :twisted:
So Unc, the new game plan is arrange meets further south, if it's the final season there has to be a tour!

9 Jul 2006

Quote by Serendipity

I'd recognise you anywhere now Harry, even with the blurry face!! Slightly worried that Aunty D has a radioactive muff though! :shock: Singledogger, which one is you.....the one feeling for his change?
I'm utterly amazed that five guys managed not to turn up - if you're reading, what a bunch of numpties you lot are, you'll go to dogging hell for that, an eternity in a brightly lit car park full of satanic police cars! :twisted:
So Unc, the new game plan is arrange meets further south, if it's the final season there has to be a tour!

I'm pleased you will recognise me, look out for me in three weeks time biggrin

I have to admit despite bumping into singledogger several times now I have no idea which one he is, my eyesight is so crap I have to rely on recognising voices :lol:
Love the description of dogging hell :lol:
Ohh a tour into Dipity country I am deffo up for that :D :D :D
Regards
Harry Jones

9 Jul 2006

ok, singledogger is the one on the left, half hidden in the gloom, then, we have "brains" "harry the rock" and the master..mrs d's muff hasn't gone critical, its just that one of the boys asked if her fanny burnt after being pummelled by the black cyberskin rascal..to test the theory, one of the fellas put a match to it...whoosh..it was like an arsonists dream, and answered the question quite dramatically..what you see in the photo is a bushfire caught in its initial flare up stage, kinda like a beaver backdraft lol

harry's blurred boat is due to all the real ale he sups..i was at a beer festival once, and looking around the hall, i noticed everyones face was similarly blurred too. :shock:
yeah, bit of a joker the fellas standing us up wasn't it? :cry: none of them have PM'd to explain their absence either :shock: tonycam wasn't on the invitation list, as we'd overlooked his application which was forwarded on the forum, and not by private message..as compensation for our unforgiveable oversight, we suggested to tony that although a seventh vehicle at the private gig would be a car too many, we'd be happy to see him later, at the main arena..poor old tony did turn up, but ended up in the wrong carpark bless him redface

:lol: had any of the other fellas at least messaged to say they couldn't make it, we could have easilly filled the spaces...ah well, there ya go..at least andrew got a ringside seat :lol:
our earlier forays into the derranged world of arranged met with similar results, three no shows in as many invites :lol: a fourth, a bi-fem, actually turned up, except it was four boy racers, not a big breasted five ft four minx as described :lol: :lol: tis a long story..true, but very long..arranged..obviously works out for some, guess we were just unlucky :lol: last night's show was a reminder of the sheer exhileration of "chance encounter dogging" from our perspective as voyeur..those moments just have a magical impact, and really defines our direction..its a way that works well for us anyway..the advert for voyeurs was just a fun diversion, we still have the list, and we'll not assume everyone on it is a dreamer..we'll call upon your peeping services if required wink

the "dirtydoggers 2006 perversion tour" sounds like a great idea :wink:..did i say it was our last season? so it'll be a farewell tour? :shock: yeah, i guess :lol: better make this year a good un then...can't give up yet, not until we've been dogged by jomu anyway :wink: the statement was probably a reaction to some bad news i recieved from my doctor earlier this week :cry: "dirty" he said, "you'll never work again" :shock: fucking hell, "whats wrong"? i asked..."wrong"? he said, "nothings wrong, you're just a lazy fucking fat twat" he exclaimed surprised

ops: :lol:

10 Jul 2006

:lol: :lol:
Oh god stop it, I'm reading this at work and trying to hold in snorts of laughter is killing me!!

10 Jul 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers

yeah, bit of a joker the fellas standing us up wasn't it? :cry: none of them have PM'd to explain their absence either :shock: tonycam wasn't on the invitation list, as we'd overlooked his application which was forwarded on the forum, and not by private message..as compensation for our unforgiveable oversight, we suggested to tony that although a seventh vehicle at the private gig would be a car too many, we'd be happy to see him later, at the main arena..poor old tony did turn up, but ended up in the wrong carpark bless him had any of the other fellas at least messaged to say they couldn't make it, we could have easilly filled the spaces...ah well, there ya go..at least andrew got a ringside seat :lol:

Indeed it was a ringside seat and what a great view I had.
On a related note, meeting up with you guys put me a little more at ease, as you know i was very new to dogging, and I figured that people were generally out and about to have a good time and a laugh.
This in turn made me more outgoing when i arrived at the known sites and actually lead to me having my first taste of action, aside from the aforementioned show and another one before that, with a really nice female a few days ago.

10 Jul 2006

good for you mate, we're glad to have played a small part in getting you onto the bandwagon..truth is, we recognised true dogger potential in you from the wording of your very first post..failure was never going to be an option lol

you are enthusiastic, polite an unassuming..you'll attract action like moths to a lighbulb wink

11 Jul 2006

Quote by Serendipity
:lol: :lol:
Oh god stop it, I'm reading this at work and trying to hold in snorts of laughter is killing me!!

I read it in the early hours and similarly struggle to not wake up my neigbours laughing my head off.
Regards
Harry Jones

11 Jul 2006

Quote by HarryJones
I read it in the early hours and similarly struggle to not wake up my neigbours laughing my head off.
Regards
Harry Jones

Harry, get to bed wink

16 Jul 2006

sorry not replyed earlier serendipity but ive been on me hols ................yes im the one reaching for my change in my pocket lol .............had to keep hands in there as i cudnt help but play pocket billards while watching the fine sights of mrs dirty wink