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I find that wandering about with your hands in your pockets is a sure way to find-out who is who, is what !
Walk past a single guy sitting in his car, hands in pockets. The response to that from a straight guy is usually the guy looks away and/or shuts the window (although comments such as: "fu**-off you queer ****" "get lost you gay b'stard" and "not interested" are sometimes the response ) (although you sometimes have to move away a bit quickish)
The gay/bi guy wil open the door and get out, in which case you just walk away....
It gets trickier with the ones that are crewed-out with a full load (of guys), in which case you may well need hospital treatment trying the hands-in-pocket gag.
Couples are getting hard work as well, since nobody uses the interior light sign anymore (except the newbies and the thicko dope smoking kids).....
Mind you, you could just sit and watch....the usual giveaway is when two guys disappear into the trees....so you note which cars...
Walk past a single guy sitting in his car, hands in pockets. The response to that from a straight guy is usually the guy looks away and/or shuts the window (although comments such as: "fu**-off you queer ****" "get lost you gay b'stard" and "not interested" are sometimes the response ) (although you sometimes have to move away a bit quickish)
The gay/bi guy wil open the door and get out, in which case you just walk away....
It gets trickier with the ones that are crewed-out with a full load (of guys), in which case you may well need hospital treatment trying the hands-in-pocket gag.
Couples are getting hard work as well, since nobody uses the interior light sign anymore (except the newbies and the thicko dope smoking kids).....
Mind you, you could just sit and watch....the usual giveaway is when two guys disappear into the trees....so you note which cars...
Warming the Bed
I find you cant beat eye contact or look at what he is looking at. Also you have the tell tale signs - the wedding ring, the girly things in the car - the female touch that says he's married or has a girlfriend - thats a bi giveaway. Gay- after all my years - and I am getting old now, I find it hard to tell the difference - even when we are in bed togther :P but then who cares then. In the car park try walking past the cars with a semi hard on in yr pants - bi/gay and you will get the right eye contact - straight will avoid contact. The best method I have found over time and i have been at it for 30 years is patience - dont rush anything or anyone - adds to the rush of excitement of the chase and when you finally do it! 
You of course start to then learn and spot the odd one out - the copper pretending to be cottaging/dogging to entrap u!
You of course start to then learn and spot the odd one out - the copper pretending to be cottaging/dogging to entrap u! 