DOGGING BID VETO A plan by police to give doggers their own 'open air' zones has caused outrage in Kent, but council chiefs have vowed to block the move. A spokesperson said, "We will never designate any public open space for activity." Mirror p37 It gives rise to the old joke ... There is a dogging site ... Council chiefs are looking closely at it!
"Chief constable, what is this idea to make available public land for a bunch of sex craved perverts to meet" "Well councillor, we thought that it would be a good idea. It will mean that other carparks would be free for gay cruising and ordinary people to have sex in without the fear of being watched" "But this will just mean that people who have a hatred of perverts would know where to go to put their hatred into action" "exactly councillor, and we'd also just have to have a few cameras watching to know who they are. Both sets of people, perverts and nutters" "ahh, I see the idea. Cunning."
Don't knock it until you have tried it.. Maybe Police realise they are missing out on something when they have time to kill in the early hours.. I approached JML about elasticated trowser uppers with a remote control, but they rejected on health and safety as the sudden lifting in your pants could cause some nasty damage.!!!
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