While We Are Waiting

6 Jan 2005

Ok, things were looking boring so I thought I would start a new thread!
I suppose this only applies to single guys, but I was wondering what we did while hanging around a car park in the freezing cold waiting for anybody to turn up.
Was just wondering as on the way home from work, thought I would stop in and grab a Dominoes ready for my long vigil.
What happens, I drive in, turn the lights off, get the first slice and people arrive! - My pizza ended up getting cold! And no - before you ask I did not offer it around, I could not trust if everyone had clean fingernails!!!
Anyway - just a bit of joviality before the weekend biggrin

6 Jan 2005

I usually turn the radio on, then go to sleep.
Usually I get woken up by any cars coming in, but the police visit always wakes me to go home to bed.
If I get time, I have a quick mouthwash with oral-alcohol mouthwash, which guarantees me a breath test.
After a quick search of the car, everyone then goes away happy.

6 Jan 2005

The times I've been out on the off chance rather than something pre-arranged, I smoked....a lot! However I'm trying to quit now so the answer might be knitting soon biggrin

6 Jan 2005

Well, with the march of technology you could install an in-car dvd player....and then watch romantic movies to get in the mood.

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Serendipity
The times I've been out on the off chance rather than something pre-arranged, I smoked....a lot! However I'm trying to quit now so the answer might be knitting soon

Please take up knitting - I could do with a scarf - gets bloody cold when you have not been invited in! lol

7 Jan 2005

Quote by jomu
I usually turn the radio on, then go to sleep.
Usually I get woken up by any cars coming in, but the police visit always wakes me to go home to bed.
If I get time, I have a quick mouthwash with oral-alcohol mouthwash, which guarantees me a breath test.
After a quick search of the car, everyone then goes away happy.

Hey Jomu, you must stop teasing the long arm of the law!! Met one ages ago who really took it personnally!

7 Jan 2005

Not too sure about the romantic movies Jomu, I could get a playstation although it would impact on scarf sales! There's not much to play with in my car, cd on, cd off, roof up, roof down.....goes downhill after that sad

7 Jan 2005

One or two newbies stay in their cars, but a lot of the regular guys where we go seem mostly to stand around in large groups chatting, smoking, drinking cola, beer and bottled water, eating chips, sarnies, burgers.
It's a fair picnic scene sometimes when we've driven in, with all the guys huddled on the corner under the lights looking for all the world like vultures about to pounce :shock:
Still, I daresay the solitary fox who wanders around amongst them appreciates all the pizza crusts, chips and bits of bread they throw on the ground, but not so much the plastic bottles, fag packets, pizza boxes and chip papers confused

At least the new guys sit and read the paper or watch the world go by without resorting to littering up the place - that is, not until they become established, then they join the little tea party and so it goes on rolleyes

I keep telling Jon we should go out earlier in the evenings. It would help litter control as the guys wouldn't have time to eat if we were already there! It could be a small token towards the protection of the environment cool

Tracy-Jayne

7 Jan 2005

Quote by RedHot
One or two newbies stay in their cars, but a lot of the regular guys where we go seem mostly to stand around in large groups chatting, smoking, drinking cola, beer and bottled water, eating chips, sarnies, burgers.
It's a fair picnic scene sometimes when we've driven in, with all the guys huddled on the corner under the lights looking for all the world like vultures about to pounce :shock:
Still, I daresay the solitary fox who wanders around amongst them appreciates all the pizza crusts, chips and bits of bread they throw on the ground, but not so much the plastic bottles, fag packets, pizza boxes and chip papers
At least the new guys sit and read the paper or watch the world go by without resorting to littering up the place - that is, not until they become established, then they join the little tea party and so it goes on
You are going to have to nag Jon, we all have to do our bit to protect the environment!
I keep telling Jon we should go out earlier in the evenings. It would help litter control as the guys wouldn't have time to eat if we were already there! It could be a small token towards the protection of the environment
Tracy-Jayne

7 Jan 2005

Tried chips, they're cold when I get there.
Tried macky-d....nowt worse than cold fries.
Tried talking to the guys....heard it, done it, and heard it again....the same old "fantastic red head...no kit on...big tits"...etc etc
Tried beer, except have to hide when the law drives in, as then the bt may go into the red...not worth it now..so coke instead (as in cola...)
Tried wanking...but too many weird guys in woods and car parks now...some in uniforms and some in nothing...
Got a gas stove (camping version)...complete with kettle and the makings about somewhere....got to put it back in the boot....not forgetting the insulated cooler for beer and coke, for those long summer evening and nights.
Got the night vision in the glove box...radio pre-tuned for all the half-decent stations (also got dab poratable...for 1extra...)...
Now, what else do I need...
Some couples would be nice...but have I time.....
?

7 Jan 2005

Quote by jomu
Tried talking to the guys....heard it, done it, and heard it again....the same old "fantastic red head...no kit on...big tits"...etc etc

You mean they've heard about me where you live too? :shock: wink

T-J

7 Jan 2005

Got a tiny little Casio portable LCD telly, and a Gameboy with Lemmings on it. (Do I win the Sadness Award?)
That said, Radio 5 Live receives most of my attention during an average evening.

7 Jan 2005

I sit with the radio on very quietly. Though my usual dogging spot doesn't have the greatest variety of stations. I did try reading a book once but was worried I would get so engrossed I would miss what was going on outside.
Harry Jones

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Not too sure about the romantic movies Jomu, I could get a playstation although it would impact on scarf sales! There's not much to play with in my car, cd on, cd off, roof up, roof down.....goes downhill after that

.............Then stop playing with the handbrake!! lol

Mal

7 Jan 2005

If you all get too bored on these cold winter nights, you could all enbark on a country-wide clean up of all those chip wrappers and condoms. All you need is a pair of strong gloves to avoid infections and some bin liners. The local council will love you forever.
Sorted lol

7 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
If you all get too bored on these cold winter nights, you could all enbark on a country-wide clean up of all those chip wrappers and condoms. All you need is a pair of strong gloves to avoid infections and some bin liners. The local council will love you forever.
Sorted

You can't do that!!!! :shock: It might give doggers a 'good name'!!!!!

7 Jan 2005

I usually drive to place sit there hoping that my xmas dreams will come true. whilst my brain is away with the fairies my trousers are sporting a tent. Then I come too when some weirdo starts dodging in and out of the shadows. All I want is a simple dogging life for st8 guys. sad

happy new year dogging to you all
Bertie wink

7 Jan 2005

Quote by Bertie
Then I come too when some weirdo starts dodging in and out of the shadows.
Bertie

Whatever floats your boat, Bertie!!! lol

Mal
:wink:

7 Jan 2005

Hanging around in Dogging Sites waiting for some action can be very boring, especially in winter. I've been through the whole range of trying to entertaim myself, whilst waiting for some couple to turn up.
After an hour or two, I tend to feel peckish and in cold weather, hot food seems more appealing than a sandwich, so I keep the engine ticking over and wrap a few slices of smoky bacon in some tin foil and place it on the exhaust manifold. In some 10 minutes it's well cooked and I just slap it into a fresh bread bun. Yummy.
A great variety of items can be cooked this way. One piece of advice though, don't try kippers, the fishy smell brings doggers from every other site within 10 miles or at least it seems to be like that. lol.
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish. hump

:borg:

7 Jan 2005

LOL
Harry you are a scream..............wish you were nearer to us..............my guy loves bacon sarnies !!!!!!
lol

7 Jan 2005

dogging aint that much different for some guys than sitting in the allotment shed having a chinwag with your fellow vegetable growers,its a bloke away from the nag bag at home,you lot love it!!.most blokes know the big groups are counter productive,as far as action goes,but sometimes sharing doggers tales with goggle eyed newbies is so engrossing,a couple could show and go,you wouldn't even notice ha ha...................................as for the guys that sit in the car,radio on,flask of coffee,great,i can relate to that,something classical,soothing,aaahh,...maybe billie holiday?.............................you lot have got it easy,try taking your missus out,fuck me,listen to the radio,talk to the guys,your having a laugh!! hump

7 Jan 2005

I have to say that I do consider a couple of hours dogging to be very stimulating indeed. Its an opportunity to listen to a whole match on 5 live with no interuptions (apert from the occassional couple playing of course), and if theres no match on then theres always something to learn on the radio.
Whats even more nerdy is the fact that i have been known to take paperwork which would otherwise be left in my intray. Im thinking theres a distinct lack of couples in west yorks!!
Orph

8 Jan 2005

Can I have your address Orpheous...I have an in tray in need of attention urgently and am missing a PA at the mo!! lol

As it hasn't happened yet, I find the idea of chatting to other doggers a bit....weird? I'm not saying it IS weird, but the thought of approaching someone and engaging them in conversation about the locations activities, only to discover they're not there for the same thing has the makings of a major cringe. Has this happened to anyone? and did you laugh it off or feel the cringe? (I suspect the Dirtys, Wigans and Jomu probably converted the innocent parties though! wink

)

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Serendipity
the thought of approaching someone and engaging them in conversation about the locations activities, only to discover they're not there for the same thing has the makings of a major cringe.

A major cringe and a blazing blush if the guy you are chatting to turns out to be gay! :shock: You need to bear that in mind, most dogging car parks are also Gay "cruising" grounds.
But actually, you can usually spot the doggers from the gays and the "straights" (eek, another daft label) as they are usually alone, over 25 and usually they drive slowly enough to take in all that they try to observe. When you speak to them, you will discover that they are usually quite ammicable guys (if somewhat initially suspicious and wary of "that which looks too good to be true which probably is too good to be true") - i.e. a single female rolleyes

Another tip, if you want to engage in chatter, try not to learn too much too quickly. The other thing doggers will be wary of is being caught out by the News Of The Screws etc, so if you sound too inquisitive, you might end up on thin ice.