... so Parliament will be disolved today by the Queen like a crumbly alka-seltza in a chipped glass.
(would Liz have need of alka-seltza, do you think?)
there will be plenty of media coverage of the whole circus.
To be honest, I'm already sick of the 'commentary', nothing has happened yet after all.
I think I already have polling card in with junk mail at my front door.
So... Enjoy.. have a great election everyone.
(I just thought I'd be the first to share the joy)
lp
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... so Parliament will be disolved today by the Queen like a crumbly alka-seltza in a chipped glass.
(would Liz have need of alka-seltza, do you think?)
there will be plenty of media coverage of the whole circus.
To be honest, I'm already sick of the 'commentary', nothing has happened yet after all.
I think I already have polling card in with junk mail at my front door.
So... Enjoy.. have a great election everyone.
(I just thought I'd be the first to share the joy)
lp
Ohhh can we vote for liz ???
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I've either got a polling card or it's from the dentist. I haven't looked closely yet. 
This is going to be an interminable month of waffle, lies, smears and utter bollocks. Short of policy, full of spin.
Just which party is going to put the Great back into Britain? None of the Lib/Lab/Con triumvirate appear to have the balls to do it, being too worried about which social or pressure group they will offend in the process.
It's gloves off time, this country is on its knees and it's going to need real men and women to make the tough choices needed, not the pathetic bunch of poncing, sponging lickspittle lackies who currently inhabit Westminster.
I say bring back the honourable member for Haltemprice, the man who regaled with the biggest majority in the house. Arise once more Alan Beresford B'stard!
Just which party is going to put the Great back into Britain? None of the Lib/Lab/Con triumvirate appear to have the balls to do it, being too worried about which social or pressure group they will offend in the process.
It's gloves off time, this country is on its knees and it's going to need real men and women to make the tough choices needed, not the pathetic bunch of poncing, sponging lickspittle lackies who currently inhabit Westminster.
I say bring back the honourable member for Haltemprice, the man who regaled with the biggest majority in the house. Arise once more Alan Beresford B'stard!
