Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle. This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back. I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them? Sarah xxx
'Are me knickers showing? ' No... 'would you like them to? Toots Disclaimer: Other than for the occasional use I haven't worn knickers for 20 years oh and one astute chappie did come up recently with ' can I at least have your fake telephone number' what guy!
Toots Disclaimer: Other than for the occasional use I haven't worn knickers for 20 years
I won :bounce: Last time I saw you I told Shi that you hadn't got hairy thighs it was just your lady garden was a bit on the wild side. Rubbish, last time we hooked up and as it had been a while and you had missed me ( obviously ) you stated that me left leg was Christmas, my right was Easter and you wanted to visit in-between the holidays Uh huh!
Quote by M1ssVery I started to post a reply but I changed my mind..how do I delete a post!!? This is a chat up line for the Admins!!!!
Noooooo.... don't delete good chat up lines (PM them me) or post them. I need as much help as I can get! Last time I got chatted up in chat was by my mrs FFS and even she turned me down to read 1 of Delia Smiths classic cook books (which is mine, ) I hid the Fanny Cradock books because she just wants to stuff birds after reading them. All I ask for is bacon sarnies in between sessions (I don't do smoke breaks anymore) and please don't spit, they put the price of Kleenex up in the local shop.
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