CAN I OFFER THE SINGLE GUYS A BIT OF ADVICE?

5 Dec 2004

Just for Kent-man - take a look and see what you think!

12 Dec 2004

Page 4 !!! eh we can't expect our new friend to have to dig around for this sort of information!! lol

15 Jan 2005

Quote by AndyS-NE
Page 4 !!! eh we can't expect our new friend to have to dig around for this sort of information!!

Just bumping it up for the new guys
Marcuso

2 Mar 2005

bump...
since some people could do with some advice

2 Mar 2005

Best bit of advice I've had since joining here!!
:cheers:

2 Mar 2005

marcuso your a genius as per usual. most will know me as slip69 from chatroom, i havn't bee on long but i know the guy is talking sence. i have only been to one meet so far but have a few others planned. as a single guy i found that travelling to meets and acctually TURNING UP does wonders, munches and parties r good because then people can see the face and sometimes body behind the name. i have found that whether it be in the chatroom or at a munch/party politness respect and manners go a long way, and are rewarded by the same in return. as for being pushy, thats a definate no-no!! all thjose i have had the pleasure of meeting have all become good friends and i enjoy many a long decent chat with. oh and 1 last piece of advice, don't ask 4 sex all the time guys, if the delightful lady is after sex she will ask you for it, not the other way round, and remember guys ALWAYS use a condom, no excuses........ i'm a bigger guy (trying not to sound bigheaded) and i have found condoms to fit so saying your too big for them is crap. have fun and BE SAFE!!!!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Mar 2005

very,very good thread.
Esential reading for all newbies,the advice is priceles.
Links well to the thread about "sponcer a newbie"
philg

2 Mar 2005

i suppose as every 1 else is doing it i'll bump too biggrin

:D :D and just to say agen if you get a meet or an invite to a party or munch TURN UP!!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: if uyou can';t hen be curteous and let them know or you will be seen as a time waster mad

:x :x and nobody will want you lol

:lol: :lol: oh and as for ad's i had no replies but i still have had meets, it's called comunnication people lol lol lol

3 Mar 2005

Well said M8
All we need to do know is teach the ones who can't read how too!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Luv Alex DJ

3 Mar 2005

so true alex mate, but sometimes i just think guys get off on making total asses of them selves. and must love ladies saying no..... all i can think. :shock: :shock: :shock:

19 Jun 2005

Unashamedly giving this thread a BUMP
smile

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19 Jun 2005

Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html

19 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html

OH sh*t
Sorry about that Sarah. The only excuse I can make is that my computer had gone tits-up last week, so I didn't read much at all.
Please don't smackbottom

me too hard. I'm a devout coward lol

19 Jun 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Marcuso
Did you not read this:-?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46349.html

OH sh*t
Sorry about that Sarah. The only excuse I can make is that my computer had gone tits-up last week, so I didn't read much at all.
Please don't smackbottom

me too hard. I'm a devout coward lol

Well I hope your computer tits are now the right way up :lol:

20 Jun 2005

bump

:wink:

21 Sep 2005

After a Single guy was making it a bit harder for the rest of the Newbies in the chatroom i thought i'd bump this up as a reminder

21 Sep 2005

Red it all Marc;s will take note and put into practise

18 Dec 2005

il take ya advice thank you marcus

18 Dec 2005

This post should be bumped up on a daily basis and all new members (including males, females and couples) should be made to read this before they are allowed to become members.
Excellent advice from Marcuso wink

18 Dec 2005

BUMP!!!!
Read it... You KNOW it makes sense!!! :thumbup:

18 Dec 2005

Sound sensible advice. Thanks from this newbie. Have been lurking for a while so as not to offend or be misunderstood. Must be time to dive in.....I hear the water's loveliy biggrin

19 Dec 2005

bump

20 Dec 2005

Bump

22 Dec 2005

appears this need to be bumped up

23 Dec 2005

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

23 Dec 2005

Just a comment about the request a lot of people make for facial photo's - just because some guy's don't post, doesn't mean they are hiding ugly looks. Some of us have jobs and family and friends that require us to use more than a little discretion.
In my opinion anyone who sends photo's of themslves (naked or otherwise) flying around the web is just inviting trouble or at the very least taking a risk.
Who know's who's watching!

23 Dec 2005

You do make a good point about facial photos FunnyBucker, but to be very honest about this, if someone was not prepared to send a photo (with their face hidden) then we would never consider meeting up with them. Also, if we got a cock photo, then again, it would just be binned
Yes we all have 'Real Lives' but it is quite easy to do a pic which would not make it possible for people to recognise you.
It is entirely up to you if you take the advice offered in this post, but remember, the guy who did this, is a very popular and very nice guy, he knows what he is talking about lol

23 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
You do make a good point about facial photos FunnyBucker, but to be very honest about this, if someone was not prepared to send a photo (with their face hidden) then we would never consider meeting up with them. Also, if we got a cock photo, then again, it would just be binned
Yes we all have 'Real Lives' but it is quite easy to do a pic which would not make it possible for people to recognise you.
It is entirely up to you if you take the advice offered in this post, but remember, the guy who did this, is a very popular and very nice guy, he knows what he is talking about

OMG!!!!!! Can I save that comment and put it in my sig?
You do realise I'm sat here redface

don't you? :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and FunnyBucker, you could always send a pic like the one in my sig below. I've always found that if you can have a laugh with people you tend to get on a lot better.
(which is always a bonus when you're as ugly as me.......lol)

23 Dec 2005

Nuaghty marcuso, Naughty boy, smackbottom

you werent supposed to read that!
Anyone would think that the people on here actually liked you wink

But as we said, Funny Bucker (I keep typing that name wrong) take the advice or leave it, at the end of the day we are just trying to help you confused

23 Dec 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Naughty marcuso, Naughty boy, you werent supposed to read that!
Anyone would think that the people on here actually liked you
But as we said, Funny Bucker (I keep typing that name wrong) take the advice or leave it, at the end of the day we are just trying to help you

Woo Hoo....look at me sig now...ner ner flipa