Current Affairs Haiku

14 Jan 2010

Rather than post a link to a badly written and researched newspaper article I thought it might be fun to comment on world events in the form of a haiku. I will get the ball rolling.
Health and Safety Gawn Mad
Press state risk action
Householders seek best traction
Official? Bullshit!
What do ya reckon?

14 Jan 2010

Quote by Ben_welshminx
Rather than post a link to a badly written and researched newspaper article I thought it might be fun to comment on world events in the form of a haiku. I will get the ball rolling.
Health and Safety Gawn Mad
Press state risk action
Householders seek best traction
Official? Bullshit!
What do ya reckon?

Is that a bit like a tsunami?

14 Jan 2010

Isnt he a racing driver?

14 Jan 2010

It might help if you explain the rules/form of a Haiku.

14 Jan 2010

Im not opening a can of worms like that Foxy! Blimey we can have a row in here about agreeing with each other too much. Any poetic form is acceptable in my opinion. I used a 5-7-5 first two lines rhyming scenario.

14 Jan 2010

ooh thats lovely thank you

15 Jan 2010

That's lovely.
Here's one which doesn't rhyme but uses alliteration.
Keeley Klaim
British boobs biggest.
Beverage from boiled bags blamed.
Beware! Back buggered?

18 Jan 2010

Many choose not to
Expose real identities
Assume cool nicknames

19 Jan 2010

I thought it was quite apt for this site, lol.

22 Jan 2010

Bumper bonuses for bankers
Wealth witheld from wankers
Sharing not competition's the way