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Dip's a toe in......
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Quote by MikeC
i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now
What's 'man love' and would I like it?
:grin:
You may do bloke.....
Tho I am taken by widey......
I'm sure widey would share you happily Mike! Esp with B1oke :twisted:
Just because you want to watch
<<< pulls up chair :giggle:
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Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:
Oh, so that's why Bloke was late too? :rascal:
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
I only have a chipoata
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Quote by Sarah
FFS Mikey. Who let all these women in here without being given a good pat down to make sure they aren't smuggling dangerous weapons in their corsets!
Ok ladies. Line up. Hands on the wall, legs spread.
Ok hands on the wall
ready
Ok Sarah you sexy little minx. Considering the little amount of clothing your wearing, I'll just have to make extra sure you're not guiding anything. My apologies if I appear erect, it's because I am.
I'm a little interested in finding this small remote control with a dial on it. Seems whenever I turn the dial your legs quiver uncontrollably. Mmmmm jiggle balls me thinks.
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:
Hola... my long lost little cup fungus.
How the devil are you?
It's been 8 years - can we shag yet? :grin:
Bloke I thought you wanted my arse...goes of to flounce
Quote by Andrew_2013
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
And your arse? :grin:
Angel Chat - let's share? ;)
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Sex God
Quote by Andrew_2013
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
And your arse? :grin:
Angel Chat - let's share? ;)
:bounce: Can I play? :twisted:
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Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
Made of horse?
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Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
Does it have additives?
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Quote by celestria
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Christ angel near my arse.........I may look and sound stupid but she would rip my rectum to peices, making sure I couldnt sit down for months just because she could.....more scared than going to a blue party
Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Yeah but tesco value ones taste bloody awful!
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Quote by celestria
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:
Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position?
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Yeah but tesco value ones taste bloody awful!
Sorry will make sure for next time
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Mike - where is that lovely bedspread from in your third picture? Is it Laura Ashley? :grin:
Don't worry about that Bloke, it's what happens when he lets his mum take his naughty photos. ;)
:giggle:
*sneaks into the jacuzzi with a large glass of rose and sighs*
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Quote by Angel Chat
Christ angel near my arse.........I may look and sound stupid but she would rip my rectum to peices, making sure I couldnt sit down for months just because she could.....more scared than going to a blue party
Ahhh... so my new reputation has preceded me after all :twisted:
Godsend to hide in my sleeping bag
Quote by little gem
Mike - where is that lovely bedspread from in your third picture? Is it Laura Ashley? :grin:
Don't worry about that Bloke, it's what happens when he lets his mum take his naughty photos. ;)
:giggle:
*sneaks into the jacuzzi with a large glass of rose and sighs*
Hello
It's either Laura Ashley or Linda Barker
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Linda Barker... more like barking mad! 
(ps. hello right back at you
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Mike - where is that lovely bedspread from in your third picture? Is it Laura Ashley? :grin:
Don't worry about that Bloke, it's what happens when he lets his mum take his naughty photos. ;)
:giggle:
*sneaks into the jacuzzi with a large glass of rose and sighs*
Hello
It's either Laura Ashley or Linda Barker
Ummmmm it was a hotel
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Yeah right! ;) We won't tell.... 
Can I get a head massage, I think I have a bit of a headache coming on with all these tabs open and the refresh button being hammered to bits tonight, I'm out of practice!
Can I get a head massage, I think I have a bit of a headache coming on with all these tabs open and the refresh button being hammered to bits tonight, I'm out of practice!
