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I was just in another thread and the subject of spitting came up
So I would just like to say that guys who think it is acceptable to unclog half a lung and spit it on the pavement are absolutely the grossest thing ever, get yourself a hanky or tissues and keep your sputum (hope that's right) to yourselves :censored:
This really does need a retch emote

You're right, there is no need for it at all. The stomach is a perfectly respectable vessel for holding liquids and mucus.
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I just want to moan about phone numbers you dial to talk to someone. You then don't get someone you get an automated voice that then gives you instructions and tells you to press a number that then leads you to more directions to another set of numbers that then says press 4 to talk to someone, you press 4 and get cut off.
3 times it happened to me yesterday, where the hell are the people they say you can talk to. Maybe nobody works there really but someone forgot to tell the automated voice.
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Okay, not sure if this is fully on topic but;-
When I (Mr) was growing up, I had feelings for both males and females, when I got a bit older I found I was "AC/DC" and I was fine with this and played on both sides of the fence. I settle down for a few years and when I come back to it I find I have been reclassified as "BI" !!!!!!! I liked being AC/DC, I don't remember any act of parliament going through, I didn't vote for it and can only think it must be some sort of crappy EU directive!
Or are we so bad at spelling that we think 4 letters and a forward slash is too difficult!
And by the way, it isn't our Tesco's, it's theres! If it was mine, do you think I would have 33 different f**king types of humus!!!!!!!!
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Okay, not sure if this is fully on topic but;-
When I (Mr) was growing up, I had feelings for both males and females, when I got a bit older I found I was "AC/DC" and I was fine with this and played on both sides of the fence. I settle down for a few years and when I come back to it I find I have been reclassified as "BI" !!!!!!! I liked being AC/DC, I don't remember any act of parliament going through, I didn't vote for it and can only think it must be some sort of crappy EU directive!
Or are we so bad at spelling that we think 4 letters and a forward slash is too difficult!
And by the way, it isn't our Tesco's, it's theres! If it was mine, do you think I would have 33 different f**king types of humus!!!!!!!!

Same meat, different gravy, if you get my drift...
I would guess the AC/DC handle is used more by vanillas and the Bi handle by the community dunno
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Have not heard the AC/DC tag since the early 80's
I prefer the term bi, as its more descriptive of the actual process where AC/DC means either alternating or direct...can't have both in a system. Whereas you can have a bi-wired system.
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Have not heard the AC/DC tag since the early 80's
I prefer the term bi, as its more descriptive of the actual process where AC/DC means either alternating or direct...can't have both in a system. Whereas you can have a bi-wired system.

So I am an old git! I endured AIDS taunts for kissing another guy in a pub in the 80's. I Had to travel miles to keep my sexuality a secret from my family and then friends. I did this because I was AC/DC! I will say I am bi to be polite but cut me in half it it will say AC/DC. It could be worse, the old phrase for someone who likes both sexes could have been 5 Star! If it had been, I think I would have been straight.
You beat me hands down on the science bit but surely AC would be more descriptive than bi?
If you "alternate" between the sexes, don't think I would mind being shortened but not reclassified.
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AC/DC was a slang term for bi-sexuality, if I had to label (and boy do I hate labels) I would rather have the term pansexuality i.e. attraction across all sexes, it makes so much more sense.
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AC/DC was a slang term for bi-sexuality, if I had to label (and boy do I hate labels) I would rather have the term pansexuality i.e. attraction across all sexes, it makes so much more sense.

I totally agree with you, I hate labels. Labels are there for a system to keep things uniformed which is unvaried.
People are so varied to label them must be fundamentally wrong in theory.
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So how do you know which beans to buy? With out labels it maybe difficult.
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So how do you know which beans to buy? With out labels it maybe difficult.

Haricot Blanc - then you can add your own sauce :lol2:
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So how do you know which beans to buy? With out labels it maybe difficult.

My moan wasn't about the unvaried things like beans, baked beans are beans the only variation is who supplies the beans with is told in the design of the label.
My moan was about labeling of people, the only label we can apply to people is humans. I think what society is doing is trying to become the designer so they can vary the labels.
There doesn't change the fact we are all humans. All the other labels have to many variables to be stuck on a human.
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going to the meets section and finding 99% of it is men :sad:
and when you find a cpl or fem there at the other end of the country ffs ............
oh well! the sun is out so beer guarden it is then wink
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Blokes fiddling with loose change in their trouser pockets......... worse than the whistling!
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parents who scream at their kids to tell em to shut up because they are screaming - do these morons not realise that it just makes the kids scream louder?????
shoulder surfers - either when im reading on public transport or on my computer (kids are a nightmare):doh::doh:
dog owners who dont pick up their dogs poo :fuckinghell::fuckinghell:
doorstep sellers who insist on ringing the doorbell despite their being a poster on the door that says dont ring the doorbell unless you have an appointment banghead
and finally - the underlying nastiness that seems to be happening in the chatroom at the moment, its driving lots of us nuts, either grow up or get lost
THAT IS ALL lol
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idiot cyclist's who ride 3 a breast along a country lane
what the fuck did they think the out come was gonna be loon
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Impatient car drivers who try and squeeze past a cyclist and central bollards...then stop and turn immediately left...crazy
One of the reasons I invested in a go-pro camera :-)
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slow swimmers in the fast lane at swimming pools and ones who don't stop to let you pass at the end of the length even tho your faster than them.
arrogant, ignorant, rude people who think the world revolves around them and the rest of us are just in their way.
anyone who does not agree with me lol
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Impatient car drivers who try and squeeze past a cyclist and central bollards...then stop and turn immediately left...crazy
One of the reasons I invested in a go-pro camera :-)

nope watched it this morning on the way back home, i was behind 3 cyclist riding three abreast all talking taking no notice of the road. car came round a blind bend and the outside guy got wiped out! the other two started to rant and rave at the poor driver when i pointed out the guys incar camera
the sudden silence was golden rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
abulance, police an few statments a couple of broken bones. apparently the cyclist wont be charged with riding with undue care and attention go figure!! but he will have to pay for the damage to a rather nice jaguar F type
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slow swimmers in the fast lane at swimming pools and ones who don't stop to let you pass at the end of the length even tho your faster than them.
arrogant, ignorant, rude people who think the world revolves around them and the rest of us are just in their way.

anyone who does not agree with me lol

i know it's an irritation to those of us whom the world does revolve around bolt
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slow swimmers in the fast lane at swimming pools and ones who don't stop to let you pass at the end of the length even tho your faster than them.
arrogant, ignorant, rude people who think the world revolves around them and the rest of us are just in their way.

anyone who does not agree with me lol

i know it's an irritation to those of us whom the world does revolve around bolt
:lol: like it
can I add predictive text to my list grrrrrrrrrrr
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Major rant....just got back off holiday. We went away last minute to a little villa in Spain and it was lovely. BUT...the Car Hire Companies are total pissing taking wankers.
We hired a car and it was 80 Euros. It was only a small car as there was only me and Mr Tigs. We then got told that we had to pay another 4 euros for additional insurance. We both had an idea that this might happen. They then proceeded to charge us 101 Euros for a tank of diesel...This was a fecking joke, especially as we only used half a tank and you dont get a refund for the unused half....No the cheeky fecking piss taking wankers then charge the next person 101 Euros for a full tank but in actual fact they are only putting in half a tank, cause Ive just paid for the other half.....grrrrr. OH and the car was bloody filthy...Grrrr RANT OVER
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Major rant....just got back off holiday. We went away last minute to a little villa in Spain and it was lovely. BUT...the Car Hire Companies are total pissing taking wankers.
We hired a car and it was 80 Euros. It was only a small car as there was only me and Mr Tigs. We then got told that we had to pay another 4 euros for additional insurance. We both had an idea that this might happen. They then proceeded to charge us 101 Euros for a tank of diesel...This was a fecking joke, especially as we only used half a tank and you dont get a refund for the unused half....No the cheeky fecking piss taking wankers then charge the next person 101 Euros for a full tank but in actual fact they are only putting in half a tank, cause Ive just paid for the other half.....grrrrr. OH and the car was bloody filthy...Grrrr RANT OVER

I'm just back from France and had this too (60 euros), the thieving bastards! Its near impossible to leave an empty tank, I did consider parking up and putting a brick on the accelerator or a brick through the Hertz window.
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Major rant....just got back off holiday. We went away last minute to a little villa in Spain and it was lovely. BUT...the Car Hire Companies are total pissing taking wankers.
We hired a car and it was 80 Euros. It was only a small car as there was only me and Mr Tigs. We then got told that we had to pay another 4 euros for additional insurance. We both had an idea that this might happen. They then proceeded to charge us 101 Euros for a tank of diesel...This was a fecking joke, especially as we only used half a tank and you dont get a refund for the unused half....No the cheeky fecking piss taking wankers then charge the next person 101 Euros for a full tank but in actual fact they are only putting in half a tank, cause Ive just paid for the other half.....grrrrr. OH and the car was bloody filthy...Grrrr RANT OVER

I'm just back from France and had this too (60 euros), the thieving bastards! Its near impossible to leave an empty tank, I did consider parking up and putting a brick on the accelerator or a brick through the Hertz window.
Car hire companies we have used in the past in Uk, France and Spain usually require you leave it full of fuel, so you effectively only pay for what you have used :confused::confused:
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Its getting colder....nuff said surpriseduch:
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Its getting colder....nuff said surpriseduch:

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Just fucking fuck it that's all