Need to let off steam? Irritated? Fancy a rant? Heres the place. Why is it when I get home and get out of the car, I balance everything in one hand in readiness for getting my keys to open the door,the bastard things are in the other pocket? I then have to spend ages pissing about re-balancing everything Eh? Why is it?
Blokes that wear flip flops anywhere other than a beach. Do you realise how piggin stupid and gay you look? One of my mates wore some down the pub once, I call him a mate but you know what I mean. Anyway off he went to the toilet only to come back with piss stained feet. Worra twat!
When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:
Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes. Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening
Quote by sandybeach1 When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:
Supermarkets, a thread on its own!!! Old people. Shuffling about 3 abreast and gossiping right next to the thing you need to get off the shelf
Quote by Happy-Cat Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes. Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening
Just from today People who own 'sports cars/hot hatchbacks' who drive them slower than my dad but manage to take up the whole bloody road including both lanes at a junction. 'Special offers' which turn out to be only available in person at the outer hebrides branch between the hours of 09:00 and 09:01 on sunday (opening hours 10:00-16:00) People who bring kids to restaurants and then let them Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! for the whole 45 minutes of their stay- piss off to McShitburger if you want to do that. Stupid people being allowed out in public and most specifically in a bank, and very specifically in the queue in front of me. Twatty morons who think parking their chavmobile directly opposite the entrance to your drive is perfectly fine.....so, towbar meet chavmobile, chavmobile meet towbar :twisted: see, thats one quiet day!
Quote by meat2pleaseu Just from today People who own 'sports cars/hot hatchbacks' who drive them slower than my dad but manage to take up the whole bloody road including both lanes at a junction. 'Special offers' which turn out to be only available in person at the outer hebrides branch between the hours of 09:00 and 09:01 on sunday (opening hours 10:00-16:00) People who bring kids to restaurants and then let them Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! for the whole 45 minutes of their stay- piss off to McShitburger if you want to do that.
Stupid people being allowed out in public and most specifically in a bank, and very specifically in the queue in front of me. Twatty morons who think parking their chavmobile directly opposite the entrance to your drive is perfectly fine.....so, towbar meet chavmobile, chavmobile meet towbar :twisted: see, thats one quiet day!
oh god yes this one really pisses me off, in-fact i managed a starter recently before i asked for the bill and left people that send winks and when you reply asking if they would like to take it to the next stage, you get no reply!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr why send the fucking wink then :banghead: