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Need to let off steam? Irritated? Fancy a rant?
Heres the place.
Why is it when I get home and get out of the car, I balance everything in one hand in readiness for getting my keys to open the door,the bastard things are in the other pocket? I then have to spend ages pissing about re-balancing everything
Eh? Why is it?
Sexlightened
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Cos you're a twat?
Orgasminator
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feck feck feck feck ..... nuff said ............. rant over and breathhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sexlightened
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Why can't I get this flipping song out of my head? Been there for days now. Grrr
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Cos you're a twat?

:shock::shock::shock:
Harsh, but fair.
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feck feck feck feck ..... nuff said ............. rant over and breathhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats the spirit. Not quite the content but the spirit nonetheless.
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Food descriptions
e.g.
Sun ripened tomatoes
Baby potatoes
Drizzled with.....
Rustic
Cooked to perfection
Boils my piss it does
Sexlightened
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Food descriptions
e.g.
Sun ripened tomatoes
Baby potatoes
Drizzled with.....
Rustic
Cooked to perfection
Boils my piss it does

Ffs. I think I've just fallen in love with you. Again. Damn!
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Ffs. I think I've just fallen in love with you. Again. Damn!

Thats 26 fuckin times now and where has it got me?
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Blokes that wear flip flops anywhere other than a beach. Do you realise how piggin stupid and gay you look?
One of my mates wore some down the pub once, I call him a mate but you know what I mean. Anyway off he went to the toilet only to come back with piss stained feet. Worra twat!
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Why can't I get this flipping song out of my head? Been there for days now. Grrr

All morning I have been singing "better the devil you know", I feel deeply ashamed and dirty :karaoke:
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When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:
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Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes.
Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening lol
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When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:

Supermarkets, a thread on its own!!!
Old people. Shuffling about 3 abreast and gossiping right next to the thing you need to get off the shelf
Sexlightened
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27 fucking times now. FFS! wink
Sexlightened
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Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes.
Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening lol

Well you said it ... :lol:
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People (women mainly) to whom actually having to pay at the checkout is a total surprise!
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Quote by Happy-Cat
People (women mainly) to whom actually having to pay at the checkout is a total surprise!

As a single woman, its no surprise
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The reduced counter. The bastards have started to alter the times they put things on there.
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Grumpy old bastards starting moan threads :mrgreen:
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Grumpy old bastards starting moan threads :mrgreen:

Set it aside and join me. You know you want to.
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don't get me started- fekin torrent mate, fekin big torrent!
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don't get me started- fekin torrent mate, fekin big torrent!

Come on, tell me.
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Just from today
People who own 'sports cars/hot hatchbacks' who drive them slower than my dad but manage to take up the whole bloody road including both lanes at a junction.
'Special offers' which turn out to be only available in person at the outer hebrides branch between the hours of 09:00 and 09:01 on sunday (opening hours 10:00-16:00)
People who bring kids to restaurants and then let them Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! for the whole 45 minutes of their stay- piss off to McShitburger if you want to do that.
Stupid people being allowed out in public and most specifically in a bank, and very specifically in the queue in front of me.
Twatty morons who think parking their chavmobile directly opposite the entrance to your drive is perfectly fine.....so, towbar meet chavmobile, chavmobile meet towbar :twisted:
see, thats one quiet day!
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See meaty, theres more that unites us than divides us.
You're still a twat though.
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See meaty, theres more that unites us than divides us.
You're still a twat though.

You're still a cock head lol
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have a moan??
we been together 30 + years ... n mr 2`s is really ill#
count yr blessings n lv the 1 u wiv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Just from today
People who own 'sports cars/hot hatchbacks' who drive them slower than my dad but manage to take up the whole bloody road including both lanes at a junction.
'Special offers' which turn out to be only available in person at the outer hebrides branch between the hours of 09:00 and 09:01 on sunday (opening hours 10:00-16:00)
People who bring kids to restaurants and then let them Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! for the whole 45 minutes of their stay- piss off to McShitburger if you want to do that.

Stupid people being allowed out in public and most specifically in a bank, and very specifically in the queue in front of me.
Twatty morons who think parking their chavmobile directly opposite the entrance to your drive is perfectly fine.....so, towbar meet chavmobile, chavmobile meet towbar :twisted:
see, thats one quiet day!

oh god yes this one really pisses me off, in-fact i managed a starter recently before i asked for the bill and left
people that send winks and when you reply asking if they would like to take it to the next stage, you get no reply!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr why send the fucking wink then banghead:banghead:
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Quote by twos_company
have a moan??
we been together 30 + years ... n mr 2`s is really ill#
count yr blessings n lv the 1 u wiv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sending hugs for you two :therethere:
Sex God
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
have a moan??
we been together 30 + years ... n mr 2`s is really ill#
count yr blessings n lv the 1 u wiv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sending hugs for you two :therethere:
Add Lost's best wishes and hugs to Liza n Robs two's :therethere: