Sex God
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Sex God
I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
Sex God
Quote by Trashcan001
Never sent a letter within the last four years , without its spelling, grammar and punctuation having been thoroughly checked before sending it. Until now.....
Sorry for errors:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bet you've never been punched in the nuts either?
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
Same here
Just realised. You ride a bike not drive it!
:lol:
I suppose. Doesn't sound right though, sounds more like a word you'd use for when you're on a pushbike? I know what you mean though. And don't run away from me, daft bugger!
Quote by Freckledbird
And don't run away from me, daft bugger!
You're supposed to chase!
Oh well, I tried
I've never had an FFM
I've never been so drunk that I can't remember the night before (back in the day I had the nickname "the flight recorder" as no one else could remember what they had done :lol: )
Sex God
I've never had a hangover.
And sorry Dollop, too late to chase!
And sorry Dollop, too late to chase!
Sex God
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag 
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
Me neither :angel:
:whistling:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
Me neither :angel:
:whistling:
Is that because you are a has been :twisted: :sad:
Runs and hides lol sniggers
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
*runs* :doh:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Don't you have him on the bat phone, pickup and it instantly calls?
Sexlightened
I've never been lost for words ......
Yet
Yet
Sex God
Quote by Katniss
I have never been able to knit, tried and failed
Ugh me neither/also!!
My grandma tried teaching me, and I could do the first row but then the ones after we're either so tight I couldn't get the needles in, or so loose it'd fall apart :fuckinghell:
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Don't you have him on the bat phone, pickup and it instantly calls?
bat phone!! he's in the fecin wardrobe i tell ya :scared::scared:
Sexlightened
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Ive never been in bed and though...who the hell is that next to me
Neither have I but I've woke up and thought that :twisted:
Sex God
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I have never been suspended by my boxers
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I have never been suspended by my boxers
I have never heard a more blatent big fat lie in my life!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've never had a hangover.
:shock: And I'm not sure I've ever been quite so envious of Frecklicious!
