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Its December So Xmas Can Start
Sex God
Bah humbug
xmas it only two days not a month ffs
xmas it only two days not a month ffs
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
Bah humbug
xmas it only two days not a month ffs
Spot on !!
Sex God
Quote by GnV
Bah humbug
xmas it only two days not a month ffs
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Sex God
Ah, look at you guys being all bah humbug!
Room under the bridge for one more?
;)
Room under the bridge for one more?
;) 
I could say summat really controvercial like Jesus is the Reason or the Season - but wont 
Sexpert
Quote by Gerty35
1st December, I can now shop in stores playing Xmas music. And the Xmas films can now start. Starting with Elf tonight and working up to Miracle on 34th Street and Its a Wonderful Life. Any favourite Xmas films ?
It's a wonderful life has to be my fave! They did a Nicolas Cage one on a similar theme in the 90's which was surprisingly good too.
I actually prefer the old romantics over Christmas like The African Queen and in my view the romcom all other romcom's should mark them selves against, The Apartment.
I will also be looking out for
Towering inferno
Wizard of Oz
Where Eagles Dare
Any Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd.
Basically any film I remember watching as a kid at Christmas when it was still magical to me.
The Pokermon movies
Harry Potter
Jurassic Park
and basically any film my kids watched at Christmas when they were kids and it was still magical.
Now as a cynical old sceptic, my heart still melts and Christmas actually starts with Carols from Kings College on Christmas Eve afternoon.
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Ah, look at you guys being all bah humbug!
Room under the bridge for one more?
course gem if not we'll evict G :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Gerty35
What a bunch of miserable buggers most of you are.
Its Xmas, the season to be jolly, a slow burn up to the day when you eat too much, drink too much, argue with the in laws and fall asleep in front of the Dr Who special.
now this would be worth celebrating :happy:
Sex God
The Hills Have Eyes: best xmas film ever 
Sex God
*crawls in under the bah humbug bridge*
Cosy in here, but can someone pass G some mints, it's a bit garlic-y in here! ;)
Fall asleep during the one thing that is actually worth watching on Crimbo day?!!!
:shock:
Madness! Absolute madness!
I did very nearly melt a little of my misery half hour bah humbug with a bit of rucksack project and festive elf pictures I saw that made me smile. However, I then had forced joviality with people I don't like, forgotten gifts, the wrong gifts, folk wishing me a 'happy' Christmas and some conveniently pretending I never existed ever at all, which all kind of sucks.
Nope... roll on The Doctor regenerating and me screaming at the telly in protest Moffet's terrible script writing of late and tendency to let the plot slip sideways, with loose raggedy ends a plenty, in the hope of bending the rules of the game so much he should have understudied for a part as Voldemort. Wrong-er than a shop full of wrong things.
If all else fails; I shall be hibernating. In my onsie. Under a blanket.
Cosy in here, but can someone pass G some mints, it's a bit garlic-y in here! ;)
Quote by Gerty35
fall asleep in front of the Dr Who special.
Fall asleep during the one thing that is actually worth watching on Crimbo day?!!!
:shock:
Madness! Absolute madness!
I did very nearly melt a little of my misery half hour bah humbug with a bit of rucksack project and festive elf pictures I saw that made me smile. However, I then had forced joviality with people I don't like, forgotten gifts, the wrong gifts, folk wishing me a 'happy' Christmas and some conveniently pretending I never existed ever at all, which all kind of sucks.
Nope... roll on The Doctor regenerating and me screaming at the telly in protest Moffet's terrible script writing of late and tendency to let the plot slip sideways, with loose raggedy ends a plenty, in the hope of bending the rules of the game so much he should have understudied for a part as Voldemort. Wrong-er than a shop full of wrong things.
If all else fails; I shall be hibernating. In my onsie. Under a blanket.
Quote by little gem
Nope... roll on The Doctor regenerating and me screaming at the telly in protest Moffet's terrible script writing of late and tendency to let the plot slip sideways, with loose raggedy ends a plenty, in the hope of bending the rules of the game so much he should have understudied for a part as Voldemort. Wrong-er than a shop full of wrong things.
You're not the only one. Bring back Russell T! :thumbup:
Bah humbug!
;)
Sex God
:thumbup: Cubes, well said lad, well said. 
I have a friend (I know, a watcher with a friend, what ever next? Flying pigs?! GnV winning an online debate?! Mids being able to spell? Max not popping up when there is trouble brewing?! ;) ) who laughs in my face and disagrees whole heartedly with the Dark Lord Moffet thing... thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread. (Wonder what the best thing was before sliced bread? Best thing since fresh bread? Best thing since being able to make bread? I digress. Again.) Anyway, I'll not forgive The Moff for missing an opportunity for Tom Baker to offer Matt Smith a jelly baby in the 50th anniversary episode.
I'm having a hibernation day today, recharging the batteries before tomorrow hits and I'm expected to look less than miserable. I wish I could re-capture that happiness and excitement but I just can't muster it at all. No tree up. No lights. Not sent the cards I've written. Meh.
LG. x
I have a friend (I know, a watcher with a friend, what ever next? Flying pigs?! GnV winning an online debate?! Mids being able to spell? Max not popping up when there is trouble brewing?! ;) ) who laughs in my face and disagrees whole heartedly with the Dark Lord Moffet thing... thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread. (Wonder what the best thing was before sliced bread? Best thing since fresh bread? Best thing since being able to make bread? I digress. Again.) Anyway, I'll not forgive The Moff for missing an opportunity for Tom Baker to offer Matt Smith a jelly baby in the 50th anniversary episode.I'm having a hibernation day today, recharging the batteries before tomorrow hits and I'm expected to look less than miserable. I wish I could re-capture that happiness and excitement but I just can't muster it at all. No tree up. No lights. Not sent the cards I've written. Meh.
LG. x Quote by little gem
I'm having a hibernation day today, recharging the batteries before tomorrow hits and I'm expected to look less than miserable. I wish I could re-capture that happiness and excitement but I just can't muster it at all. No tree up. No lights. Not sent the cards I've written. Meh.
If the weather wasn't threatening the apocalypse out there I'd say hop on a train darn sarf and come have Crimbo wiv us suverners. We could sit behind the sofa sharing Christmas pud and jelly babies, and slag off the pretender Moffet until the new year! ;)
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
I'm having a hibernation day today, recharging the batteries before tomorrow hits and I'm expected to look less than miserable. I wish I could re-capture that happiness and excitement but I just can't muster it at all. No tree up. No lights. Not sent the cards I've written. Meh.
If the weather wasn't threatening the apocalypse out there I'd say hop on a train darn sarf and come have Crimbo wiv us suverners. We could sit behind the sofa sharing Christmas pud and jelly babies, and slag off the pretender Moffet until the new year! ;)
sorry doctor who has never been the same since tom baker went
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