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Forum Virgin
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Hey guys I'm new to all this but up for a good time. Say hi so I know who's about thanks ?
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Hi and welcome to the SH forum smile Sure lots of people will give you many tips on how to go about finding a meet - my top tip is fill in your profile as much as possible, put a couple of pics on there and fill in what you are seeking - at the moment its looking sparse *cough* (I cant talk mines pretty empty) so doesn't radiate the Hey Look At Me impression to get peoples attention lol
Good luck and Happy Swinging biggrin
Sex God
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Hi and welcome :welcome:
I was about. But I've been distracted and have to go eat a bacon sarnie.
Hope you enjoy the site and have fun!
Master of Sex
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You are not going to get far with a profile like that...Girls are not going to "Add you so you can get it on"-have you looked at your competition?!
Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!
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Quote by M1ssVery
Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!

Now are you red sauce or brown sauce girl with you're bacon?
It's also time I started curing my own bacon and making my own sausages again,  I've never seen Sh's eyes pop out so far when I showed her my meat platter :shock:
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Somebody mention bacon? :missinglickfaceicon: :lickface:
And welcome to the madness that is SH Happychappy.
Master of Sex
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Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!

Now are you red sauce or brown sauce girl with you're bacon?
It's also time I started curing my own bacon and making my own sausages again,  I've never seen Sh's eyes pop out so far when I showed her my meat platter :shock:
I'm a switch when it comes to sauces on my cured meat!
I tried smoked shoulder bacon for the first time this summer. Oh my! red, brown, plain, just give it to me!!!
Sex God
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Hiya happy welcome to sh.
Get in the chat rooms and have a banter, get to know people and them you.
Happy swinging and enjoy all the site has to offer. x
Sex God
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Quote by Meeko

Mmmm bacon sarnie....now THAT's how you get a girl's attention!

Now are you red sauce or brown sauce girl with you're bacon?
It's also time I started curing my own bacon and making my own sausages again,  I've never seen Sh's eyes pop out so far when I showed her my meat platter :shock:
I'v seen your meat platter .................... it aint all that ............
And it has to be brown on bacon (Turkey bacon of course,) x
Warming the Bed
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Barbeque on a bacon sarnie, unless its in toast. Then its red all the way