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northerners have the worst beaches

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after a couple of threads regards the south i found this

a report claims the worst beaches in the uk are in the north
come on guys clean ya act up will ya flipa
And do you know why they have the worst beaches? Because the beaches are in the nasty north :haha:
Hey I'm married to a Northern girl and i'm telling you she ain't no Beach! Well not most of the time.
It's true, it's GRIM up North, for your own sakes keep away !!
Do not believe anything the fools say about our unspoiled countryside, wonderful coastline and people who are happier than Southerners. Stay away, please stay away !!
John
For all of those down 'sarf, please retain those beliefs and stay away, that way those of us in the know will continue to visit the best beaches without the masses.
(Can think of two that regularly score within top ten beaches in UK as a whole and one of those in particular usually in top 10 in Europe wink )
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For all of those down 'sarf, please retain those beliefs and stay away, that way those of us in the know will continue to visit the best beaches without the masses.
(Can think of two that regularly score within top ten beaches in UK as a whole and one of those in particular usually in top 10 in Europe wink )

but clackton beach isnt op norrrth :haha: