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Oompa loompa's?

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Is there going to be another remake of Charlie and the chocolate factory? I think i saw an oompa loompa earlier, teetering on heels! I fear dodgy orange tan is becoming a trend? Less is more has fast become more and more,, seriously! Beauty supposed to look natural, not glued or stuck on and fake. Fake tan looks healthy but a healthy glow now resembles lighting up Blackpool?
So what's going on with the fake orange David Dickenson wotsit look? Surely less is more and piling on the makeup is scaring people. I personally like to feel comfortable in how I wear clothes. Not yanking down my under fitted top or stuffing my over spilled boobs away. Although I do let things hang out when need to of course :mrgreen:
My makeup is 10 mins these days and to think back to my youth, 3 hours to get changed etc and wonder why I took so long. I would only come back looking like I'd been dragged through a bush backwards and hair a mess anyway. It was hard work bothering and so glad it was a phase.
Immaculate hair is too much like hard work, I can deal with the bushy afro look now smile
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My question here, is the over made face look, a look you'd go for or what? Or would it put you off and worried you'd mess up her hair guys?
The barbie look? Trout pout? Botox forehead? Or does it not bother you providing she gives good head (joke) how much she spends on makeup, hours applying it. Or double checking, not leaving if it rains..Or worried about frizz!
What would you do if your wife / partner was ageing disgracefully and embracing it naturally but you thought she was going downhill? or would you subtly hint to treat her to a mini face lift? lol
Is the female nation becoming too self obsessed? What message are we giving to younger folk, you're ugly as fook go get yourself a new face. Will that become of the future? Part person and plastic will be trending maybe.
How many more high definitions will next be obsession? Perhaps everyone will soon want a chin implant or high definition ears!
I think we need that Gok guy. He wanted to grab ladies bangers no matter what and women could strip wobbly bum and all, not obsessing about their lippy. Why get so caught up in worrying.
High definition brows - yay or not? Drawn on or natural? Or bushy. I have seen too many dodgy looking ones. High definition, they look more cartoon character. Maybe they'll 'grow' on me!
Fake tan - love or loathe it? I'm talking seriously orange or streaky tan! The type that leaves msrks on your sheets, looks like dodgy shite stains.
Nothing wrong in taking pride in your appearance but there has to be a line drawn somewhere I think. Fake hair, fake eyelashes, does it bother you? If being entwined in hair extensions floats some people's boat then I don't mean to offend :)
I personally think some is being taken too far now. Too much obsession and it gets out of control. What do you think?
Too much of anything a bad thing so saying goes but is the wooden expression going to be making a comeback. Trout pout. I don't see overly made up men much, maybe men are letting themselves go au natural :) .
So natural makeup or not bothered if takes 10 hours and needs to over check her makeup at least 4 - 5 times before leaving house? I know some people who are like this, well 3 or 4 hours and have partners who hang around but angry haha.
I'm not saying any of the above is bad but over the top is taking it into obsession. People too self critical and we all judge but perhaps if your knob smaller than average, , don't take your anger out on someone else. poke just become better at oral!
I wonder if women will end up like narcissists perfecting a duck face and making selfies.! When will it end? I personally want to be able to move my jaw for certain activities boink. The Pete Burns look is so last decade baby.
Maybe in future, beauty will go back to the future style and you can choose a new you or trade your bits for different model. Omg getting carried away with thoughts. Or maybe you can just apply a special oil if yours a little creaky ;)
Would any of you guys have work done to yourself if it was offered once in a lifetime free but nothing guaranteed like anything in life, so you could still end up looking like bride of wildenstein :lol: your choice.
Six pack surgery here already here. Easy way out?
So maybe if we all stopped obsessing and having fake over top beauty treatments and comparing yourself to someone & that could permanently alter you forever wanting to look better. Just accept if you have a tiny cock and move on :lol:
I have seen enough cocks on here however, I could probably perform the surgery myself innocent natural anaesthesia to aid any discomfort. :small-print:
Ok, maybe I got slightly carried away with ideas lol
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You bored Flirty? lol

Nope, I'm full of ideas :lol: few glasses of wine with friends, spotting scary oompa loompa's having a debate over it, which did get me thinking. Oh and an idea for Halloween wink
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You bored Flirty? lol

Nope, I'm full of ideas :lol: few glasses of wine with friends, spotting scary oompa loompa's having a debate over it, which did get me thinking. Oh and an idea for Halloween wink
No! Just............NO!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You bored Flirty? lol

Nope, I'm full of ideas :lol: few glasses of wine with friends, spotting scary oompa loompa's having a debate over it, which did get me thinking. Oh and an idea for Halloween wink
No! Just............NO!
I'll just stick to me pastey skin tone methinks :thumbup:
Quote by flirty_4
You bored Flirty? lol

Nope, I'm full of ideas :lol: few glasses of wine with friends, spotting scary oompa loompa's having a debate over it, which did get me thinking. Oh and an idea for Halloween wink
No! Just............NO!
I'll just stick to me pastey skin tone methinks :thumbup:
Has the sunburn subsided yet? :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You bored Flirty? lol

Nope, I'm full of ideas :lol: few glasses of wine with friends, spotting scary oompa loompa's having a debate over it, which did get me thinking. Oh and an idea for Halloween wink
No! Just............NO!
I'll just stick to me pastey skin tone methinks :thumbup:
Has the sunburn subsided yet? :rascal:
It's still noticeable on my bosom area :lol: however, the rest of me remains white ;-)