Pervy Points Challenge...

31 Jan 2009

Quote by westerross
636 :bounce:
This week has looked up!

Well done gel!! :thumbup:
I'd love to be able to tell you my score!
innocent

:giggle:
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You can now!!! redface

:giggle:
Right... I'll be taking scores by PM from midnight tonight! :mrgreen:

31 Jan 2009

ummm after last night with two bi-men I am up to 862. Not as good as I hoped (in terms of point's acquisition). Am oot on the gay scene tonight so might just do some random snogging and some toilet sex...
x x x x x x wink

31 Jan 2009

Do those who break the four figure barrier win a special PP Prize?
(am only interested because, having not broken the three figure barrier this month, I need to live vicariously....)
Go Splendid!
Go Nola!

31 Jan 2009

Am donating my points to charity (they are fuck all use to me - I am about zillionth in this competition!).

31 Jan 2009

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Am donating my points to charity (they are fuck all use to me - I am about zillionth in this competition!).

Me too. I just got me new spreadsheet and tried to remember all the things I've been getting up to this month (not!). It wasn't too hard (...at any time methinks). Managed three figures but there were far too many one pointers in the score! sad

Roll on March I say. Still I'm going to make a concerted training effort in Feb.
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31 Jan 2009

Im over the 1000 mark redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

31 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

Tart!!! :bounce:

31 Jan 2009

Quote by westerross
Am donating my points to charity (they are fuck all use to me - I am about zillionth in this competition!).

Me too. I just got me new spreadsheet and tried to remember all the things I've been getting up to this month (not!). It wasn't too hard (...at any time methinks). Managed three figures but there were far too many one pointers in the score! sad

Roll on March I say. Still I'm going to make a concerted training effort in Feb.
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Actually I think we've hit on a bit of a rescue package... How many points each for dressing up as a nun, wrapping nun up in brown paper and/or tying her up with string in front of 2500 passers by and whatever else we then do in our alternative Sound of Music?

31 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

oh well done that woman passionkiss

<------ I think that is worth something for us both wink

31 Jan 2009

Quote by splendid_
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

oh well done that woman passionkiss

<------ I think that is worth something for us both wink

Quote by Dg
Points System!
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points

:giggle:

Quote by Sarah
Tart!!! :bounce:

You wanna snog to? silly

assionkiss: :giggle:

31 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

oh well done that woman passionkiss

<------ I think that is worth something for us both wink

Quote by Dg
Points System!
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points

:giggle:

Quote by Sarah
Tart!!! :bounce:

You wanna snog to? silly

assionkiss: :giggle:
rolleyes

In reality Tan, in reality! :giggle:

31 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

oh well done that woman passionkiss

<------ I think that is worth something for us both wink

Quote by Dg
Points System!
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points

:giggle:

Quote by Sarah
Tart!!! :bounce:

You wanna snog to? silly

assionkiss: :giggle:
rolleyes

In reality Tan, in reality! :giggle:
It was Splendid trying to score points honest :lol2:
All of my points are in reality though :twisted:

1 Feb 2009

Quote by TanKinky
Im over the 1000 mark ops: :oops: :oops:

oh well done that woman passionkiss

<------ I think that is worth something for us both wink

Quote by Dg
Points System!
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points

:giggle:

Quote by Sarah
Tart!!! :bounce:

You wanna snog to? silly

assionkiss: :giggle:
You offering???
Then yes please!! lol

1 Feb 2009

*coughs*
Where are all your PM's with your final scores? dunno

Chop chop! :mrgreen:

1 Feb 2009

just counting up last night... up to midnight only of course!
PM incoming as soon as spreadsheet updated!!
wink

1 Feb 2009

I filled in me spreadsheet as best I could remember but I'm rather ashamed of the score - didn't get too far into three figures redface

ops:
I'm going to create an histogram of monthly scores so I can see which are the most and least sexy months of the year when we get to December.
Just at the moment this is more exciting than the sex!! :giggle:
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1 Feb 2009

Are there really only three players? dunno

:undecided:

1 Feb 2009

i forgot about the spreadsheet about half way through month redface

2 Feb 2009

January started well for me but came to a shuddering halt half-way through. MrG did his best to keep my points coming (ooer) but at the end of the day he is my partner and as such is handicapped on some of the scores sad

Maybe February will be better wink

2 Feb 2009

Well since there are only three scores which have found their way to my PM box... the results for January are:
In third place... with 705 points we have Angel Chat! :twisted:
In second place... with 838 points, we have Noladreams30! :rascal:
And... in first place... with a whopping 1149 points, we have Tankinky! :bounce:
Well done Tan! kiss

If any one needs a spreadsheet, PM me your email address and I'll send one over! wink

See if you can manage to keep up with filling it in this month Earthy! :giggle:

2 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Well since there are only three scores which have found their way to my PM box... the results for January are:
In third place... with 705 points we have Angel Chat! :twisted:
In second place... with 838 points, we have Noladreams30! :rascal:
And... in first place... with a whopping 1149 points, we have Tankinky! :bounce:
Well done Tan!
If any one needs a spreadsheet, PM me your email address and I'll send one over!
See if you can manage to keep up with filling it in this month Earthy! :giggle:

hang on.. hang on... wasn't in a spreadsheetable frame of mind yesterday.. am on the case today.

2 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Well since there are only three scores which have found their way to my PM box... the results for January are:
In third place... with 705 points we have Angel Chat! :twisted:
In second place... with 838 points, we have Noladreams30! :rascal:
And... in first place... with a whopping 1149 points, we have Tankinky! :bounce:
Well done Tan!
If any one needs a spreadsheet, PM me your email address and I'll send one over!
See if you can manage to keep up with filling it in this month Earthy! :giggle:

And we have a late addition... due to princessy things we'll allow it just this once!
So the scores on the doors are:
1st place - Tankinky with 1149
2nd place - Splendid_ with 877
3rd place - Noladreams30 with 838
4th place - Angel Chat with 705
5th place - Mmmaybe with *coughs* 400 ish points
innocent

2 Feb 2009

I do have an unfair advantage as worlass and I like to do lots of strap-on type things.
So I must commend Nola.
I would like to thank worlass for being a perve.
Ummm I would like to thank the men who shall remain nameless who have kept me sexual hand in the game.
I would also like to thank SH for retaining my membership as, without 'you', I would have no-one to use sexually.
and, in edit a beautiful couple who really kicked off the month exceptionally well. They are referred to in my porno story as Angie and Brad. That isn't their real names but they know who they are..... umm I think that is it.
thanks again.
I shall endeavour to increase my score in Feb

2 Feb 2009

Quote by splendid_
I do have an unfair advantage as worlass and I like to do lots of strap-on type things.
So I must commend Nola.
I would like to thank worlass for being a perve.
Ummm I would like to thank the men who shall remain nameless who have kept me sexual hand in the game.
I would also like to thank SH for retaining my membership as, without 'you', I would have no-one to use sexually.
and, in edit a beautiful couple who really kicked off the month exceptionally well. They are referred to in my porno story as Angie and Brad. That isn't their real names but they know who they are..... umm I think that is it.
thanks again.
I shall endeavour to increase my score in Feb

High praise indeed from the High Priestess of Pervery!
Yay!
*note to self - wank more and maybe you'll catch splendid this month!?!

2 Feb 2009

Quote by splendid_
Ummm I would like to thank the men who shall remain nameless who have kept me sexual hand in the game.

That's a point - where are all the blokes who are presumably providing some of the 'juxtapositions' (I know it's the wrong word but it just sounds right!) in all of this.
Surely some of us must've scored a few.
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2 Feb 2009

Where do I collect my wooden spoon?

2 Feb 2009

Ahhhh.... thanks to DG for my bonus zero to mitigate January's pointlessness!! She's a good girl that one!
kiss

:kiss:

2 Feb 2009

Thank you

Rest assured February and March will be for the taking (not mine) cool

So get shagging everyone hump

3 Feb 2009

I would dearly love to enter this debauched game, but I fear that a tallying of my monthly score would result in a large amount of laughter, or worse still, sympathy.
The most erotic thing I have done this past week is have a sly one off the wrist with the light on and I don't know how many minus points that would be.
Still, stick me down. I am sure between me and Mrs Res we can manage something up to ten between us.
I did initially get totally excited and the wrong end of the stick when I saw the phrase "Dirty Girly Spread" on this thread. Sadly "Sheet" was also attached after spread which ruined a somewhat wonderful image.

3 Feb 2009

well considering study starts again on a weekend on 7th march guess its february or nowt for me til after May :cry:
will attempt to remember to fill it in redface