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I've started racking 'em up for Feb already... :smug:
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Quote by noladreams30
I've started racking 'em up for Feb already... :smug:
I'd like to ask for a ruling here. Is it possible to make a back claim for all sexual acts conducted from Oct 1990, through to Jan 2009 and count this towards my February total?
I feel in doing so I may be able to edge from the minus and into single digits, at which point I will celebrate wildly with a cup of tea (Boy George swears by it).
I await the official ruling in the truest sense of fair (or should that be fore?) play.
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
I've started racking 'em up for Feb already... :smug:
I'd like to ask for a ruling here. Is it possible to make a back claim for all sexual acts conducted from Oct 1990, through to Jan 2009 and count this towards my February total?
I feel in doing so I may be able to edge from the minus and into single digits, at which point I will celebrate wildly with a cup of tea (Boy George swears by it).
I await the official ruling in the truest sense of fair (or should that be fore?) play.
Have you sent Dirtygirly a PM to get the spreadsheet? Is surprisingly easy to get some scores on the doors you know...
Nola x
I haven't yet Nola, It may well be easy for you gorgeous Forum babes, but it's more difficult for me. Sometimes my wrist would rather feign injury than indulge me and as for the missus, a man stands no chance if a detective show is on telly, which it is, most nights... David Jason in a Pork Pie hat is far more alluring than me spreadeagled.
I'll PM dirty girly for the spreadsheet, it'll make a change from me filling her inbox with lurid suggestions and begging letters.
;-)
I'll PM dirty girly for the spreadsheet, it'll make a change from me filling her inbox with lurid suggestions and begging letters.
;-)
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Quote by Angel Chat
Or I could send it to you ;) Just need your email address
Was that a pervy message sent?!
:twisted:
Are you doing it for the points?!
Res man, I'd feel violated....
Quote by noladreams30
Or I could send it to you ;) Just need your email address
Was that a pervy message sent?!
:twisted:
Are you doing it for the points?!
Res man, I'd feel violated....
Oh, if only!
Thankyou very much Angel! I will send you my email address via pm. You can tell your wife she's safe from me for another day...
You on the other hand... are not! Mwah ha ha !
Erk... That sounded a little sinister didn't it? Don't worry Angel, the only junk you'll get from me is what I write, and these are submissible as evidence in a court of law. ;-)
Thanks hun!
Sex God
Talk about stealing my thunder!! 
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Quote by noladreams30
I've started racking 'em up for Feb already... :smug:
Me to
ops: :giggle: 
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Talk about stealing my thunder!!
:smug: That's what you get for trying to take credit for other people's hard work
:lol2:
Who said anything about taking the credit?
I just wanted the email address! :flipa:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
... scores in the doorway you know...
Nola x
D'you get extra points fer that?
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In addition to the points... I've just had an idea!
I know that a lot of folk, especially the ones racking up the mega points, may like to video the occasions they have fun. As such I think it would be a really nice addition to the game for these videos to be sent to a central location, edited into a package for a "Shag of the Month" type competition.
We could have Stuart Hall (of It's a Knockout Fame) doing the commentary... I can see it now...
"And here's ha ha haaaa! Mr Res and he's got a large vibrator but... ha ha ha ha ha! He's stuck it in the wrong hole ha ha ha ha ha ! Oh deary me! His wife isn't happy ha ha ha! Look she's beating him about the head with the new Rebus novel! Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
The winner could be decided by a fixed BBC television phone poll and announced after Strictly Come Dancing.
I think it's a winner.
I know that a lot of folk, especially the ones racking up the mega points, may like to video the occasions they have fun. As such I think it would be a really nice addition to the game for these videos to be sent to a central location, edited into a package for a "Shag of the Month" type competition.
We could have Stuart Hall (of It's a Knockout Fame) doing the commentary... I can see it now...
"And here's ha ha haaaa! Mr Res and he's got a large vibrator but... ha ha ha ha ha! He's stuck it in the wrong hole ha ha ha ha ha ! Oh deary me! His wife isn't happy ha ha ha! Look she's beating him about the head with the new Rebus novel! Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
The winner could be decided by a fixed BBC television phone poll and announced after Strictly Come Dancing.
I think it's a winner.
Quote by Resonance
We could have Stuart Hall (of It's a Knockout Fame) doing the commentary... I can see it now...
"And here's ha ha haaaa! Mr Res and he's got a large vibrator but... ha ha ha ha ha! He's stuck it in the wrong hole ha ha ha ha ha ! Oh deary me! His wife isn't happy ha ha ha! Look she's beating him about the head with the new Rebus novel! Ha Ha Ha Ha..."
The winner could be decided by a fixed BBC television phone poll and announced after Strictly Come Dancing.
I think it's a winner.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I canhear it!! :giggle:
Inspired!!
Disclaimer: I'm not videoing my wobbly bits though :scared:
Think I need to do some photos to boost my points but I haven't hit treble figures yet! Sex God
I'm determined to go for 500 points this weekend.
Will y'all sponsor me?!
Will y'all sponsor me?!
Sex God
I've sent my Feb total in
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Quote by TanKinky
I've sent my Feb total in
Just adding mine up :bounce:
Sex God
Any more pervy points totals from February to my PM please! :rascal:
I know that there were latecomers last month so I'm going to wait till a little bit later before I announce the winner... I expect one dimpled damsel to have had a busy weekend on the points front!! :mrgreen:
I know that there were latecomers last month so I'm going to wait till a little bit later before I announce the winner... I expect one dimpled damsel to have had a busy weekend on the points front!! :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
I'm determined to go for 500 points this weekend.
Will y'all sponsor me?!
:rascal: I did it!
Just clicked on this thread for the first time!!
Read the last few posts, and the first post now.
Just need a bit of clarification to be able to join in and participate properly, with out cheating!
So, with the toy thing and such like, is it using them during a meet, on your own, or with partner?
Also, what is classed as a sucessful meet? :wink:
More clarification may be needed as the month continues!! :lol:
Read the last few posts, and the first post now.
Just need a bit of clarification to be able to join in and participate properly, with out cheating!
So, with the toy thing and such like, is it using them during a meet, on your own, or with partner?
Also, what is classed as a sucessful meet? :wink:
More clarification may be needed as the month continues!! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Just clicked on this thread for the first time!!
Read the last few posts, and the first post now.
Just need a bit of clarification to be able to join in and participate properly, with out cheating!
So, with the toy thing and such like, is it using them during a meet, on your own, or with partner?
Also, what is classed as a sucessful meet? :wink:
More clarification may be needed as the month continues!! :lol:
Oooooooooh course you can join in! Anyone can play... it's a free for all! :rascal:
The toy thing can be on your own, with a partner or with meets... whatever tickles your fancy!
I guess a successful meet is one where you play... cause I can successfully meet people for a drink but that doesn't really count as pervy! :lol:
Knock yourself out chick (well not literally of course!) and ask as many questions as you like! :mrgreen:
More the merrier I say considering my points score isn't exactly high this month!
Although it was 100% better than last month! :giggle:
