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Sex God
PM it to DirtyGirly and she posts the top 3... or that's what she did last month.
Nola x
Nola x
Sex God
Okay... I have two final scores... 
Where are the rest???
Where are the rest???
Sex God
Right... we have four players this month!
4th place - Resonance with 402 points
3rd place - Noladreams30 with 578 points
2nd place - Tankinky with 636 points
1st place - AngelChat with 970 points
So congrats to you guys for playing and to Angel for being Perve of the Month for February! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
4th place - Resonance with 402 points
3rd place - Noladreams30 with 578 points
2nd place - Tankinky with 636 points
1st place - AngelChat with 970 points
So congrats to you guys for playing and to Angel for being Perve of the Month for February! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:lol2:A quite laughable attempt by Mr Resonance in his first month. Obviously outclassed in the naughty stakes, his attempts to make up his score by frantic pm'ing and obsessive wanking not only left him well short of the leaders, but with a sprained wrist, blurred vision and friction burns. Currently on an enforced week long hiatus, it looks like being another dismal month for the plastic scouser. It certainly isn't for the want of trying, but sadly you get no points for being a tosser and pathetically optimistic. Or not very many anyways.
Nola wins effort of the month for her orgy of indulgence which racked up an impressive 500 points in one afternoon. It could have been double that had she not forgot the Jeffrey Archer novel, the carton of Birds Custard and the egg whisk. She's certainly one to keep an eye on in the future.
Tankinky stole second place, mainly on the back of some consistent peversery throughout the month. Certainly she set a standard that others will find hard to beat. Even harder to beat off to.
However perve of the month is Angel Chat and deservedly so after a Bacchanalian month that would have seen Ron Jeremy blush. Not content with taking the title, she obliterated the competition with a display of breathtaking naughtiness that had the opposition reeling and wondering if she'd be able to sit down in the morning. Having set the bar so high, the onus will be on Angel to achieve the same level of pornographic consistency next month. With all this sex it is hard to fathom how she has the time to be so damn good at scrabble, but she is that too. A worthy winner.
But March is another month, and who will come through the crowd to take the title? Will I persuade the game designers that making someone laugh should be the equivalent of 20 points? Who knows? Who cares? Who ordered the Veal cutlet? I just know one thing... The only way is up!
Nola wins effort of the month for her orgy of indulgence which racked up an impressive 500 points in one afternoon. It could have been double that had she not forgot the Jeffrey Archer novel, the carton of Birds Custard and the egg whisk. She's certainly one to keep an eye on in the future.
Tankinky stole second place, mainly on the back of some consistent peversery throughout the month. Certainly she set a standard that others will find hard to beat. Even harder to beat off to.
However perve of the month is Angel Chat and deservedly so after a Bacchanalian month that would have seen Ron Jeremy blush. Not content with taking the title, she obliterated the competition with a display of breathtaking naughtiness that had the opposition reeling and wondering if she'd be able to sit down in the morning. Having set the bar so high, the onus will be on Angel to achieve the same level of pornographic consistency next month. With all this sex it is hard to fathom how she has the time to be so damn good at scrabble, but she is that too. A worthy winner.
But March is another month, and who will come through the crowd to take the title? Will I persuade the game designers that making someone laugh should be the equivalent of 20 points? Who knows? Who cares? Who ordered the Veal cutlet? I just know one thing... The only way is up!
Sex God
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Yep...me and Fluffy have!
Shes on 3 points, I'm on 6!
Not good starts I know, but at least they are starts
oi I'm on 4!
You pair need to have more ladywanks... the points are there for the taking! Or you could take some piccies for the weekly challenge thread and write a story (or a pervy PM!)! :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
How much for a poem?
Have you looked at page one? There's a whole list of the stuff you get points for! :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Yep... my 500 point weekend ended at midnight on Saturday night and March started at 12:01am Sunday morning.
I'm almost in 3 figures already... yay!
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Yep... my 500 point weekend ended at midnight on Saturday night and March started at 12:01am Sunday morning.
I'm almost in 3 figures already... yay!
Oh and I'm going for an immense March: I'm after a PB.
:rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Yep... my 500 point weekend ended at midnight on Saturday night and March started at 12:01am Sunday morning.
I'm almost in 3 figures already... yay!
Right then, this Nola lady is gonna be hard to beat,
with a big stick, maybe!(but then that would be more points for her!)
Come on all (and you especially Fluffy) lets rise to the challenge!
Later, I am going to go for at least 50!
Sex God
Quote by Lucyandmike7
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:
Yep... my 500 point weekend ended at midnight on Saturday night and March started at 12:01am Sunday morning.
I'm almost in 3 figures already... yay!
Right then, this Nola lady is gonna be hard to beat,
with a big stick, maybe!(but then that would be more points for her!)
Come on all (and you especially Fluffy) lets rise to the challenge!
Later, I am going to go for at least 50!
Mmmmm... but I got quite smutty last weekend - so it's beatable, but you might need to sink to new lows! :twisted:
Dear Adewdickator,
how about some pointletts for talking dirty? In the flesh kinda talking dirty, rather than on the phone.
I may have just recounted an experience in detail mid-shag...that's the second time & all those dirty words my mother would have been ashamed of must count for something :rascal:
how about some pointletts for talking dirty? In the flesh kinda talking dirty, rather than on the phone.
I may have just recounted an experience in detail mid-shag...that's the second time & all those dirty words my mother would have been ashamed of must count for something :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Dear Adewdickator,
how about some pointletts for talking dirty? In the flesh kinda talking dirty, rather than on the phone.
I may have just recounted an experience in detail mid-shag...that's the second time & all those dirty words my mother would have been ashamed of must count for something :rascal:
Ask me again at the end of the month!
And start practising! :rascal:
Sex God
Exciting news... March may see some new players!!! :bounce:
Sex God
Reminds folk it is now April so get your totals in (will send mine when I put the lappy on later as my spreadsheet in on there)
(will send mine when I put the lappy on later as my spreadsheet in on there) 
Sex God
FB toddles off to do some sums
Sex God
It has been brought to my attention that I'm a complete slacker and forgot to update this for March! 
So... those of you with points can you drop me a PM and I'll announce the winner! :bounce:
Then we can get on with April pervery! :rascal:
So... those of you with points can you drop me a PM and I'll announce the winner! :bounce:
Then we can get on with April pervery! :rascal:
Sex God
Bugger... I reckon I've lost some March points through temporary amnesia. I'm going to have to start a lady wank diary!
But April is looking good! :rascal:
But April is looking good! :rascal:
Sex God
I only have two entries for March... any more for any more? :rascal:
