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Mmmaybe
Sexpert
Errrrrmmm... March... many. Can't do the sums. Very pleasurable. April - forget it. Will just have to reflect back to March. Give me a round 600 or summat. Certainly can't beat that Nola girl!
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Mmmaybe
Errrrrmmm... March... many. Can't do the sums. Very pleasurable. April - forget it. Will just have to reflect back to March. Give me a round 600 or summat. Certainly can't beat that Nola girl!

Believe me, you will... March started off very well but tailed off somewhat! rolleyes
Mmmaybe
Sexpert
Quote by noladreams
Errrrrmmm... March... many. Can't do the sums. Very pleasurable. April - forget it. Will just have to reflect back to March. Give me a round 600 or summat. Certainly can't beat that Nola girl!

Believe me, you will... March started off very well but tailed off somewhat! rolleyes
:idea: Hmmm... in with a chance eh? Will do some sums and maybe a bit of creative accounting. April involves hospices and family over in in NZ - not conducive to pointage at all. Reading forums and stories to keep me sane...
noladreams
Sex God
my pathetic attempt for March just been sent in redface
Witchy
Sex God
Only coz it's an excuse to reminisce...off to do some totting up. :rascal:
May not be a medal winner, but it was sure as heck a good month :twisted:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Right... you lot are rubbish at sending in your scores... you've got till tonight and then I'm announcing the winner! :giggle:
Chop chop! wink
Witchy
Sex God
Whoops, I meant to say... redface
I have a very good score for March. However, most of the points were racked up with my very vanilla fwb...so I decided it would be kinda wrong to submit it. It was fun reminiscing though :rascal:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Witchy
Whoops, I meant to say... redface
I have a very good score for March. However, most of the points were racked up with my very vanilla fwb...so I decided it would be kinda wrong to submit it. It was fun reminiscing though :rascal:

Tis not wrong... there's no less points for it being a vanilla... in fact maybe we should have points for vanilla corruption?! :rascal:
Get them in my inbox lady!! :twisted:
Resonance
Sex God
I can't add up my points for March because X to the power of minus infinity is a right bugger to represent in a league table. No seriously, it is so laughably small that you will talk about me.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
I have a stupidly large total for April already redface
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Right... you lot are rubbish at sending in your scores... you've got till tonight and then I'm announcing the winner! :giggle:
Chop chop! wink

Chop chop! :lol2:
noladreams
Sex God
I think I may need a couple of new categories adding this month :rascal:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Sorry... I'm a slacker... feel free to spank me! :twisted:
In fourth place... Angel Chat with 154 points
In third place... Freckledbird with 251 points
In second place... Noladreams with 383 points
And in first place and the winner for March... Tan--kinky with a whopping 787 points!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
Quote by Dirtygirly
Sorry... I'm a slacker... feel free to spank me! :twisted:
In fourth place... Angel Chat with 154 points
In third place... Freckledbird with 251 points
In second place... Noladreams with 383 points
And in first place and the winner for March... Tan--kinky with a whopping 787 points!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

now come ON Angel... ffs.... your bessie mate is DG and you are still slacking. What on earth are you doing. I think you are squandering your mentoring. rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: bloody hell I came third :bounce:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Anyone started on March's total yet :rascal:

Yep... my 500 point weekend ended at midnight on Saturday night and March started at 12:01am Sunday morning.
I'm almost in 3 figures already... yay!
Oh and I'm going for an immense March: I'm after a PB.
:rascal:
Damnit... not quite a PB! rolleyes
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Sorry... I'm a slacker... feel free to spank me! :twisted:
In fourth place... Angel Chat with 154 points
In third place... Freckledbird with 251 points
In second place... Noladreams with 383 points
And in first place and the winner for March... Tan--kinky with a whopping 787 points!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

now come ON Angel... ffs.... your bessie mate is DG and you are still slacking. What on earth are you doing. I think you are squandering your mentoring. rolleyes
I know redface March was a particularly poor month, and DG didn't even add her's in!! :lol2: I have more points for April so far than for the whole of March though cool And I'm working on DG from a distance this week, next week I'll be dragging her into the league with me :rascal:
:giggle:
Anyway, where were your pervy points Ms Splendid?? It's all very well calling me a slacker, but how do we know you didn't just have 30 ladywank points? Huh?! :P
Unknown User
janaury ? - blimey!!! erm.................
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Sorry... I'm a slacker... feel free to spank me! :twisted:
In fourth place... Angel Chat with 154 points
In third place... Freckledbird with 251 points
In second place... Noladreams with 383 points
And in first place and the winner for March... Tan--kinky with a whopping 787 points!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:giggle: I already have more points in April than I did for the whole of March... yay!
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Blimey first redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce:
April is seemingly a horny month :twisted:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Blimey first redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:bounce:
April is seemingly a horny month :twisted:

Oh it is :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
Anyway, where were your pervy points Ms Splendid?? It's all very well calling me a slacker, but how do we know you didn't just have 30 ladywank points? Huh?! :P

I can't be doing with the keeping track thing.... I am taking part this month tho' Ummm let me just find my chart thing.
Scarlettheharlot
Sexlightened
Hellooooo - is this still going? Just found the thread and a friend and I are interested in adding up our scores to see which of us is the most pervy (could be a close run thing) - thanks to the lovely Angel Chat for the spreadsheet.
Can I ask a few questions please??
Do you get 5 points every time you gush/squirt? Even if it's in the same session?
Err - same for a few other categories really - if it's the same person but you do it more than once, with someone else in between if you get my drift?
Or are we taking this WAY too seriously? lol
thanks - Scar xxxxxxx
PS - and I'm organising a munch in May so 20points for that straight off!!
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Yup... you get the points each time you squirt! :giggle:
And you can never take it too seriously... you've seen the spreadsheet haven't you?! :mrgreen:
Go for it! :rascal:
Scarlettheharlot
Sexlightened
Thanks Dirtygirly - I'm just LOVING this!!
Making a mental note of the people I know who know where my secret squirting spot is - if I can just manage to crack the self-squirt thing I won't bother leaving the house in the month of May lol
S xxxxxx
noladreams
Sex God
Ooooh I reckon Miss Scarlett may be one to give even that Tan Kinky a run for her money! :giggle:
This month's results could be interesting!
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh I reckon Miss Scarlett may be one to give even that Tan Kinky a run for her money! :giggle:
This month's results could be interesting!

I've beaten my highest score this month though :shock: :giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Ooooh I reckon Miss Scarlett may be one to give even that Tan Kinky a run for her money! :giggle:
This month's results could be interesting!

I've beaten my highest score this month though :shock: :giggle:
Oh ffs woman - give us mere mortals a chance! :doh: