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Quote by couplefunuk
If you could reply with measurements and observations, that'd be grand. We can sort the rules out later on.
*Him*

Measurements may be quite vague, but yes, certainly. I will even post a picture.
Pineapple on pizza ..... Most definitely!! Hawaii is the only pizza worth having ..... FACT!
The only place for tinned tomatoes is on a fried breakfast .... Tomato juice and egg yolk should NEVER meet (form a sausage barrier)
Baked beans are not only minging ..... they're just wrong! As are mushrooms.
The only place for tomato sauce is on a hotdog (with onions)
There is no place for brown sauce ..... Ewwwwwww!
Anything hot or spicy .... Go to bin, do not pass go, do not collect £200
Don't even start me on marmite!
Pineapple on pizza? :eeek:
As for the full english- you can keep your tomato but i want my half tin of beans tipped liberally over my sausage, bacon and hash browns so they go soggy- i hate crispy bacon
Quote by Lizaleanrob
whilst on the subject of Bacon
Bacon is fryed or grilled end of
IT is NOT microwaved or cooked in the oven, do people have no taste :doh:

People cook bacon in the microwave? dunnoloon
Quote by Freckledbird
whilst on the subject of Bacon
Bacon is fryed or grilled end of
IT is NOT microwaved or cooked in the oven, do people have no taste :doh:

People cook bacon in the microwave? dunnoloon
Yes, I have. My son says it tastes cack, but my dogs love it. Then again, they also like it raw, so what do they know.......
You people are weird.
Pizza is so awesome that I haven't yet encountered anything that can't be put on it. Fortunately, the rest of the world is sufficiently unenlightened that I can order ham and pineapple and anchovies and have the whole thing to myself.
Eggs should be cooked. If the yolk is runny, the egg isn't cooked.
All food can be improved by adding chillies.
Grape and salt and vinegar crisp sandwiches should be wrong, but are strangely right.
Carrots might be the exception to the pizza rule. Carrots don't go with anything.
Quote by DJohn
Eggs should be cooked. If the yolk is runny, the egg isn't cooked.

Pfffft! one of the worlds pleasures is making a sausage and egg sandwich, big dollop of tomato sauce and when you squash the top bread down it bursts the yolk and the whole yolk/sauce combo covers your sausage- proper lush! wink
I like the yolk runny if it's with a cooked breakfast type thing. But the yolk has to be non runny in a fried egg sarni.
Quote by sandybeach1
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

No, that's Kitty fave, its a west country thing!
Quote by Rogue_Trader
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

No, that's Kitty fave, its a west country thing!
I knew I was west country at heart, I have an affinity to pasties and clotted cream :smitten:
p.s. Stevie I keep meaning to say "nice bottom" :grin:
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:
Quote by bluexxx
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
Quote by Qbu
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
I put the pic on FB, but here it is for those who can't see it there:

So, that was two slides of medium sliced white bread (Co-op's own brand), some Co-op's own brand Lancashire cheese, two eggs (free range, allegedly medium, but actually quite small), some beans (maybe one third of one of those fridge packs - Beanz Meanz Heinz), some Red Leceister for style (Co-op's own brand again, can you see a pattern here). Pinch of salt. And Bob's yer uncle.
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol
Quote by Qbu
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol

:lol2:
I said it wasn't pretty!
But it did taste OK. My dogs got a bit, but they would have liked more :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol

:lol2:
I said it wasn't pretty!
But it did taste OK. My dogs got a bit, but they would have liked more :lol:
I'll put money on it that Bob would have too. He loves cheese. :lol:
Quote by Qbu
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol

:lol2:
I said it wasn't pretty!
But it did taste OK. My dogs got a bit, but they would have liked more :lol:
I'll put money on it that Bob would have too. He loves cheese. :lol:
I think all dogs like cheese. My cats beg for it too.
Quote by bluexxx
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
I put the pic on FB, but here it is for those who can't see it there:

So, that was two slides of medium sliced white bread (Co-op's own brand), some Co-op's own brand Lancashire cheese, two eggs (free range, allegedly medium, but actually quite small), some beans (maybe one third of one of those fridge packs - Beanz Meanz Heinz), some Red Leicester for style (Co-op's own brand again, can you see a pattern here). Pinch of salt. And Bob's yer uncle.
Blue, that looks fabulous!!!!
No it doesn't confused
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
I put the pic on FB, but here it is for those who can't see it there:

So, that was two slides of medium sliced white bread (Co-op's own brand), some Co-op's own brand Lancashire cheese, two eggs (free range, allegedly medium, but actually quite small), some beans (maybe one third of one of those fridge packs - Beanz Meanz Heinz), some Red Leicester for style (Co-op's own brand again, can you see a pattern here). Pinch of salt. And Bob's yer uncle.
Blue, that looks fabulous!!!!
Thanks.
I would definitely make it again, one day, when I have brown sauce
It could become my new hangover cure.
Quote by bluexxx
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
I put the pic on FB, but here it is for those who can't see it there:

So, that was two slides of medium sliced white bread (Co-op's own brand), some Co-op's own brand Lancashire cheese, two eggs (free range, allegedly medium, but actually quite small), some beans (maybe one third of one of those fridge packs - Beanz Meanz Heinz), some Red Leceister for style (Co-op's own brand again, can you see a pattern here). Pinch of salt. And Bob's yer uncle.
You fat bloater!- i'd need a lie down after eating all that lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You fat bloater!- i'd need a lie down after eating all that lol

I did lie down, and I had a sleep.
I had that about 1pm and I still feel bloated. I still can't eat. I think that meal was about 3 days calories on one plate
Maybe you start an experiment to eat like a snake- a huge meal, a good sleep and then nothing for the rest of the week lol
Quote by bluexxx

You fat bloater!- i'd need a lie down after eating all that lol

I did lie down, and I had a sleep.
I had that about 1pm and I still feel bloated. I still can't eat. I think that meal was about 3 days calories on one plate
3 rounds of bread = 300Kcals
3 x 10g of butter = 216 Kcals
1 x 100g of cheese = 420 Kcals
3 x eggs = 270 Kcals
1206 Kcals....
a lot for one meal, but just miss out tea and sorted!
Quote by Rogue_Trader

You fat bloater!- i'd need a lie down after eating all that lol

I did lie down, and I had a sleep.
I had that about 1pm and I still feel bloated. I still can't eat. I think that meal was about 3 days calories on one plate
3 rounds of bread = 300Kcals
3 x 10g of butter = 216 Kcals
1 x 100g of cheese = 420 Kcals
3 x eggs = 270 Kcals
1206 Kcals....
a lot for one meal, but just miss out tea and sorted!
Is that what you had, or is it an attempted calorie count up of my meal?
Quote by bluexxx
Is that what you had, or is it an attempted calorie count up of my meal?

it was a quick estimate of yours!
MAKE
IT
STOP!


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What's tipping you over the edge DG? Beans on egg? lol :lol:
Quote by celestria
What's tipping you over the edge DG? Beans on egg? lol :lol:

It all just looks disgusting and who the fuck stole the sillyuke: emoticon?
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