Pineapple on pizza?!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
I'd flick the pineapple of your pizza just for the hell of it though :giggle:

Flick all you like... your floors are clean enough to eat off! :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx

You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:
Cheese on egg on beans on toast...scrumptious with Worcestershire Sauce!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
Pineapple on pizza is simply wrong !
As to the beans and egg thing ...
You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

That's because egg is a top not a bottom
Egg and beans I'm ok with, cheese and beans is good, jury is out on any egg beans cheese combination though confused

9 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx

You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:
I think I followed it too - basically the egg goes on top? smile

9 Aug 2013

What about egg on pizza? :scared:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader

You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:
Cheese on egg on beans on toast...scrumptious with Worcestershire Sauce!
I like cheese on toast with beans and egg, and cheese with Worcester sauce but not cheese on toast with Worcester sauce with beans and egg, blimey that made me fingers ache.
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
What about egg on pizza? :scared:

:lickface: Yum!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
What about egg on pizza? :scared:

No no no no no... Egg does not belong on pizza ever ever ever ever mad

9 Aug 2013

Quote by noladreams
What about egg on pizza? :scared:

:lickface: Yum!
:giggle:
Weirdo!!
*waits for the omelette chat*

9 Aug 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

If two people like it, it's not weird.... I like cheese on toast soldiers dipped in tomato soup :-D

9 Aug 2013

thanks to my mum, my kids although grown up now, won't have tomato soup unless they get cheese butties with it. Not only that, it has to be thick white bread or it's just not right apparently.
Frecks

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
I do like cheese on toast in tomato soup though, that's not weird is it :uhoh:

If two people like it, it's not weird.... I like cheese on toast soldiers dipped in tomato soup :-D
Ohhhh thank goodness for that, I thought I had found my kink then :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Egg on pizza..... Just. NO.
I didn't even know this was possible until I discovered the Pavarotti, at my local pizza shop, which has a big fat fried egg on it. Barrrrrffffff
Tomato soup, with or without cheese butties. Big NO.
Cheese butties. Yes, but only with either crumbly Lancashire, or Red Leicester. With Red Leicester red sauce is allowed, but not brown. With Lancashire, brown, but never red... though Branston preferred.

9 Aug 2013

Is it possible to batter an egg ?
I've had a battered pizza that was yum

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Devon1
Is it possible to batter an egg ?

That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond lol

9 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
What about egg on pizza? :scared:

:lickface: Yum!
:giggle:
Weirdo!!
*waits for the omelette chat*
That's weird !! I was just thinking about bringing the conversation round to omelettes !
You'll stop thinking about them if Celery digs out the photo of my first attempt... it looked a bit like sick on a plate! :lickface:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
Is it possible to batter an egg ?

That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond lol

It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Devon1
Is it possible to batter an egg ?

That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond lol

It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?
Fanny batter?
bolt

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
You'll stop thinking about them if Celery digs out the photo of my first attempt... it looked a bit like sick on a plate! :lickface:

It was possibly the most disastrous attempt at an omelette I have ever seen. Not sure I still have the link, but it is burned into my memory... literally. DG does however post fab photos of food now and has come a long way since the omelette disaster!!!!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
Is it possible to batter an egg ?

That's called scrambled egg in those far flung "northern" places, you know Somerset and beyond lol

It is ?
Ye gods, i would never go as far as Somerset, i've heard they eat people alive, and all the men have beards.
Hmm, can you batter a beard ? would that make it waterproof ?
Fanny batter?
bolt

I would never want a waterproof fanny :twisted:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria

You'll stop thinking about them if Celery digs out the photo of my first attempt... it looked a bit like sick on a plate! :lickface:

It was possibly the most disastrous attempt at an omelette I have ever seen. Not sure I still have the link, but it is burned into my memory... literally. DG does however post fab photos of food now and has come a long way since the omelette disaster!!!!
:smug: :smug: :smug:
Best watch out lady... I was a chat op once don't you know... that could be considered brown nosing!!
:giggle:

9 Aug 2013

There are rules for a reason people!
- Beans NEVER go anywhere near the egg. Ever.
- Carrots and Spag Bol must never meet either. Eat a fucking carrot, then eat your spag bol. Do NOT put them together!
- Put raisins in my curry and I'll hurt you. I'll find a way to make you bleed, with a poppadum.
- You can never have too much meat. (hur hur hur)
- Chilli and Bolognaise are two different things. You can't turn one into the other just by adding Tabasco.
- It's called Tommy K, not "red sauce" - what are you? 5?
- Oh, and the most important rule of them all... Bacon.
*Him*

9 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
What about bacon in spag bol ?

A good question. Traditionally no, but you'll note that it is the answer, so if you wish, it'll certainly improve the flavour.
*Him*

10 Aug 2013

No one ever tell me that I'm not adventurous and willing to experiment.
Today, I am going to try beans on egg on cheese on toast.
How shocked are you?
I'm more shocked that I actually have all of those ingredients in my house at the same time without someone physically taking me to a shop and putting them in my basket for me.

10 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
No one ever tell me that I'm not adventurous and willing to experiment.
Today, I am going to try beans on egg on cheese on toast.
How shocked are you?
I'm more shocked that I actually have all of those ingredients in my house at the same time without someone physically taking me to a shop and putting them in my basket for me.

How are you going to cook it though without a cooker?..... wink

10 Aug 2013

Quote by MikeC
No one ever tell me that I'm not adventurous and willing to experiment.
Today, I am going to try beans on egg on cheese on toast.
How shocked are you?
I'm more shocked that I actually have all of those ingredients in my house at the same time without someone physically taking me to a shop and putting them in my basket for me.

How are you going to cook it though without a cooker?..... wink

Oh.
Good point.
I can do it in a microwave though, right?
I have one of those.
I will put the toast and cheese in first and cook that. Then I will put the eggs in. Then I'll warm up the beans.
It'll be reet.

10 Aug 2013

Marmite :mad:

10 Aug 2013

Quote by Freckledbird
If eating anything with fried egg though, I always leave the yolk untouched until last, then it goes in the old gob, whole.

I thought it was just me that did that! I love it when it pops in your mouth :inlove:
Other than that, mushrooms are wrong (although fine on a pizza) pineapple is lush, especially on a pizza, it's red sauce & brown sauce and bacon really is the answer.
*Her*

10 Aug 2013

Quote by bluexxx
No one ever tell me that I'm not adventurous and willing to experiment.
Today, I am going to try beans on egg on cheese on toast.
How shocked are you?
I'm more shocked that I actually have all of those ingredients in my house at the same time without someone physically taking me to a shop and putting them in my basket for me.

Beans on toast - yes
Egg on toast - yes
Cheese on toast - yes
All three? Are you sure? Thats a bit too adventurous for me! Beans and cheese should work, but mixing in the egg - you crazy cat. The rules state that beans and egg should never meet, so I'm going to treat this as an experiment to see if the addition of cheese and toast will make a difference.
If you could reply with measurements and observations, that'd be grand. We can sort the rules out later on.
*Him*

10 Aug 2013

whilst on the subject of Bacon
Bacon is fryed or grilled end of
IT is NOT microwaved or cooked in the oven, do people have no taste :doh: