Pineapple on pizza?!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Freckledbird
put it this way my choice of food is similar to essex....i am really fussy
but pinapple on a pizza is wrong.....wrong.......wrong...first it is fruit and i dont do fruit...second fruit on a savoury pizza....ewwwwww

But technically, tomatoes are fruit. Nobody questions tomatoes on pizza, do they?
shhhhhhhhhhh :twisted:

9 Aug 2013

Pineapple is wrong...full stop...I don't care for it at all..It makes my mouth itch.
Celery on its own it yukky beyond yukky. It is the food of the devil.
But celery and peanut butter is lush smile

Oh and squirty cream...this is only acceptable if it is in a dish but then only a small amount. The amount of people I can seen in my lifetime that do that whole..
Pick up the tin and squirt it into their mouth!!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

9 Aug 2013

Quote by tigersgobounce69
Pineapple is wrong...full stop...I don't care for it at all..It makes my mouth itch.
Celery on its own it yukky beyond yukky. It is the food of the devil.
But celery and peanut butter is lush
Oh and squirty cream...this is only acceptable if it is in a dish but then only a small amount. The amount of people I can seen in my lifetime that do that whole..
Pick up the tin and squirt it into their mouth!!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

But celery and peanut butter is lush
that is just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

9 Aug 2013

Pineapple on pizza is wrong on so man levels.......sweet and meat is a no no loon

oh and don`t put sweetcorn on it either.
Talking of sweetcorn can we please keep it off a tuna mayo sandwich coz I don`t like that either.
Back in the day of Vesta Curries the beef variety had sultana`s in it eeuuwwwwwww, I used to pick them all out nasty little interlopers :scared:
As for beans with egg, it`s not too bad a combo if the egg yolk is runny, I like a little bit of vinegar in my beans too, gives them a bit of a zing.

9 Aug 2013

Quote by northwest-cpl
Why would you put ketchup on caviar - it's fish, salt n vinegar would be the condiments of choice.

Toot toot!! Here it is. All NW Sunshine Bus of Toot!!
lol

9 Aug 2013

Makes list of all the people who are invited to my house for pizza :notes:
leaves off all the weirdos who want pineapple on their pizza loon

Eggs are fine with beans, next to, opposite, but not on top. I like the white bit hard and the yolk runny (no snotty bits thank you!), and it's not unusual :karaoke: :lol2: for me to use the lovely runny yolk on a few mouthfuls of other foods (chips, sausage, bacon, whatever) but then to leave the rest of the egg.
Offal of all kinds is (are? dunno

) wrong, fruit in any savoury food is wrong, pickled eggs I've never tried but I don't like :crazy: and I :love: Marmite!
Oh, and just freshly squeezed lemon juice on my oysters please smile

9 Aug 2013

Quote by tigersgobounce69
Pineapple is wrong...full stop...I don't care for it at all..It makes my mouth itch.
Celery on its own it yukky beyond yukky. It is the food of the devil.
But celery and peanut butter is lush
Oh and squirty cream...this is only acceptable if it is in a dish but then only a small amount. The amount of people I can seen in my lifetime that do that whole..
Pick up the tin and squirt it into their mouth!!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

But this celery doesn't want to be on her own, or smothered in peanut butter lol

9 Aug 2013

Marmite is all degrees of wrongness
:scared:
Peanut butter - acceptable, on its own, out of the jar, but not on anything.
Nutella - as above
Chocolate spread - no. Just no.
Marmalaid --- yes, yes, yes.... every way possible.... oh, wait no, I mean marmalade :lol2:
:rascal:

9 Aug 2013

brown or red sauce on a roast dinner banghead

any sort of sauce on a good steak smackbottom

do people not know that for centuries the english perfected mustard as a good steaks only addition dunno

and WTf are poptarts and whoTF would eat anything like it for breakfast
i would suggest however a good matting of smoked bacon and colslaw in a crusty roll mmmmm

9 Aug 2013

Yes, I agree. Poptarts are completely wrong.
Also, Chocolate cereals. Wrong.
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
brown or red sauce on a roast dinner

Ugh!!! I would never have even considered anyone might do this until Christmas dinner at an exes house and he gave me ketchup to put out when I was setting the table. I couldn't believe what he told me, until I saw with my own eyes, his brother in law covering his turkey dinner in it! What. The. Actual. Fuck????

9 Aug 2013

One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.
I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee

9 Aug 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.

I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee
Right Miss Sandy, I'm kidnapping you and bringing you to my lair so you can make me breakfast every day. None of that pineapple on pizza malarkey though, deal??
(Fixed the quote thingy too, cos I'm nearly as CDO as DirtyGirl when it comes to that :lol2: )

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
One does not have chocolate for breakfast, unless it is on hob nobs. Everyone knows that.

I have to disagree there Blue, :smitten:chocolate brioche from Aldi is to die for with a nice latte or a good pot of coffee
Right Miss Sandy, I'm kidnapping you and bringing you to my lair so you can make me breakfast every day. None of that pineapple on pizza malarkey though, deal??
grabs me coat and heads to Aldi coffee

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
brown or red sauce on a roast dinner
any sort of sauce on a good steak
do people not know that for centuries the english perfected mustard as a good steaks only addition
and WTf are poptarts and whoTF would eat anything like it for breakfast
i would suggest however a good matting of smoked bacon and colslaw in a crusty roll mmmmm

I like pop tarts....haven't had them in ages tho

9 Aug 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
grabs me coat and heads to Aldi

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:

9 Aug 2013

I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle: flipa

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

That is my first wine meets monitor moment of the evening right there!!! :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat

grabs me coat and heads to Aldi

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
I`m not new, joined in 2008, this is just the second coming of this name as it were

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

You're fucking weird loon

- and definitely not invited! flipa

9 Aug 2013

Quote by sandybeach1

grabs me coat and heads to Aldi

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
I`m not new, joined in 2008, this is just the second coming of this name as it were
Well I believe corrupting newbies is the done thing round here, so get yourself to Aldi and bring me chocolate brioche and strong coffee
Please lol

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

You're fucking weird loon

- and definitely not invited! flipa

Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

You're fucking weird loon

- and definitely not invited! flipa

Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:
Yes. Yes I do... but you and your wrong pizzas are still not invited :smug:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat

grabs me coat and heads to Aldi

:happy::happy:
Oooh do I get to corrupt a newbie now? I haven't checked your joined date, but you're new to me.... Answered my own question there! Let the corruption commence! :twisted: :twisted:
I`m not new, joined in 2008, this is just the second coming of this name as it were
Well I believe corrupting newbies is the done thing round here, so get yourself to Aldi and bring me chocolate brioche and strong coffee
Please lol

Angel, with all due respect, you'd make a shit Dom, you said please!!! lol

9 Aug 2013

Quote by celestria
Angel, with all due respect, you'd make a shit Dom, you said please!!!

:shock: I don't say please to the subs!! They get told in no uncertain terms - if I let them out of the cellar anyway whip

I'm nice to everyone else though :smug:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

You're fucking weird loon

- and definitely not invited! flipa

Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:
Yes. Yes I do... but you and your wrong pizzas are still not invited :smug:
We both know you're talking shit. If I turned up at your house with pizza and pineapple you'd not turn me away! :smug:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
brown or red sauce on a roast dinner

Ugh!!! I would never have even considered anyone might do this until Christmas dinner at an exes house and he gave me ketchup to put out when I was setting the table. I couldn't believe what he told me, until I saw with my own eyes, his brother in law covering his turkey dinner in it! What. The. Actual. Fuck????
my ex sis in law would eat nothing without salad cream on it
pineapple on pizza whatever not for me but if it floats your little carribean boat then why not

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm ordering pizza... with EXTRA pineapple!! :giggle:

You're fucking weird loon

- and definitely not invited! flipa

Shut up... you fucking love me! Ha! :inlove:
Yes. Yes I do... but you and your wrong pizzas are still not invited :smug:
We both know you're talking shit. If I turned up at your house with pizza and pineapple you'd not turn me away! :smug:
I'd flick the pineapple of your pizza just for the hell of it though :giggle:

9 Aug 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
I'd flick the pineapple off your pizza just for the hell of it though :giggle:

Is that a euphemism?
PS Added an F because of my CDO wink

9 Aug 2013

Quote by flower411
You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:

Are you sure?