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:eeek:
Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that?
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
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Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that?
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
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Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that?
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
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Quote by MikeC
:eeek:
Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that?
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
Volunteer your own bum for BIokes amusement Mike! I'm enjoying making him work for the prize!
*Him*
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Volunteer your own bum for BIokes amusement Mike! I'm enjoying making him work for the prize!
*Him*
That's right you tell him! Bloody 'straighty'!
I'd have you both begging for bum stuff
Don't worry, Mike will do as he's told
*Him*
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Don't worry, Mike will do as he's told
*Him*
Oooo, cool - are you Mike's Dom then? :twisted:
Don't be silly, Mike is everyone's bitch!
*Him*
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Quote by Andrew_2013
The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name
I got it from the avatar! Didn't even read the post!
Ooo, hello you - please distract Meaty while I go around the back way.... :twisted: :twisted:
Still a flirty tart eh Bloke?
As usual, my memories are a bit patchy but include....
My first Munch in Birmingham and being very nervous as I knew several bouncers who worked that area and I was convinced i'd be spotted with a bunch of pervy swingers- this was also the night of Dammie barrel dancing (and i think he fell down the stairs pissed after). It was a baptism by fire as I was sharing a room with Darkfire, Fallen Angel, Making Cocoa and BiWelshMinx (aka Binxy). We couldn't get in to the hotel after the munch as they had a door list and there was only 2 people registered in the room so I had to hold up a drunken Binxy (who was standing on my feet as hers were cold) while the other went in- then I had to convince the door staff Binxy was someone else and my name had been spelt like a womans name on the door list :lol:
Giving Miserable Cat Bastard his name :lol:
Then there was Swingcamp- coming up with the idea for the first one with Dino and getting it organised (well Dino and H'red did)- too many things to list from the various camps but Sassy tying Posties laces together (i was entirely innocent) causing him to wake up- still pissed- tip the remainder of his beer in his coat pocket then stumble- confused as to why he couldn't walk properly, before crashing to the floor.
Then there was some 18 year old trying to join our campfire based on the fact he thought he had a large cock- but he was too shy to get it out :lol:
I won't even mention the rain on one swingcamp- but the onsite pub did a roaring trade being packed out with drunken pervs :twisted:
Then there was the F1 party where we took over an entire floor- Marms doing naked headstands up the hotel door- about 30 people packed in to a single room, and sitting on the window sill while most mens fantasy of two women shagging each other is happening about 5 feet away.....but I didn't take much notice as I was having an indepth discussion about the finer points of the classic V8 engine with fellow geek *him*
ops:Then there was the Manchester munch where I finally met the delicious Lady Feebee in person :inlove:
hwoar:
:rascal:And of course, there will always be the legendary moment......."ELBOW!"
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The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name
I got it from the avatar! Didn't even read the post!
Ooo, hello you - please distract Meaty while I go around the back way.... :twisted: :twisted:
Still a flirty tart eh Bloke?
Only with you
;)
Quote by bluexxx
Oh my.
17. Camping at WRATS place. Very drunk, singing to Robbie Williams Angels
Not sure if it's the same one, but I do remember singing a certain song I sang on the Karaoke, and you shouting "Dollop! Dollop!" First and only time I've ever sung a Karaoke song! First and only time I met you too. If I recall, you had a pipe and appropriate hat. Very cool
Quote by MikeC
Pebbles green nurse outfit mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm proper wank bank material :) :twisted:
Any outfit that lady wore!
Quote by Calista
7) Dammie barrel dancing somewhere in Brum?
I forget the venue, but it was Brum (New Street), but I know it was the Second Munch I went to.
I also remember Bi Welsh Minx's (Minxy) reaction when the bouncers came to escort him out - "But...but it's DAMMIE!" :lol:
At one of the Coventry Munch's - a group of lads running across the road in the all together, just for the hell of it.
A certain hotel room at one of the MK Munches!
Herts Tarts, where I'd just parked up at the hotel and Tatty and two other ladies (not sure who) had seen me from the first floor decided to give me a substantial eyefull!
ops:Hopefully I'll remember more over time! :)
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Quote by Dlep
I forget the venue, but it was Brum (New Street), but I know it was the Second Munch I went to.
It was upstairs in O'neils
Quote by meat2pleaseu
It was a baptism by fire as I was sharing a room with Darkfire, Fallen Angel, Making Cocoa and BiWelshMinx (aka Binxy). We couldn't get in to the hotel after the munch as they had a door list and there was only 2 people registered in the room so I had to hold up a drunken Binxy (who was standing on my feet as hers were cold) while the other went in- then I had to convince the door staff Binxy was someone else and my name had been spelt like a womans name on the door list
Room 405. I still remember you being sat on the bed, with a face like :eeek: as 4, plus more female visitors piled into the room, doing girl stuff, wearing just little towels or undies... doing what girls do...
and then the re-run, post Munch, with the key going out the window to more people and the same said females back in undies and towels, only this time, more drunk, more noisy, more brave....
Do you remember Binxy scaring herself in the bathroom mirror?
and running round corridors from security? :rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
I forget the venue, but it was Brum (New Street), but I know it was the Second Munch I went to.
It was upstairs in O'neils
That's it! One of the best nights I can remember!
I think I met Scabby Cat and Postie at the same time- Cocoa was so excited to see us all in the same place.... think that was where we acquired Couplefun too- Cocoa was in there again and adopted them :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I forget the venue, but it was Brum (New Street), but I know it was the Second Munch I went to.
It was upstairs in O'neils
That's it! One of the best nights I can remember!
I think I met Scabby Cat and Postie at the same time- Cocoa was so excited to see us all in the same place.... think that was where we acquired Couplefun too- Cocoa was in there again and adopted them :lol:
One former member couldn't believe who I was as apparently the avatar I had at the time made me look a lot older than I actually was!
If I recall, there were at least 100 people at that one, or it seemed so! :giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I forget the venue, but it was Brum (New Street), but I know it was the Second Munch I went to.
It was upstairs in O'neils
That's it! One of the best nights I can remember!
I think I met Scabby Cat and Postie at the same time- Cocoa was so excited to see us all in the same place.... think that was where we acquired Couplefun too- Cocoa was in there again and adopted them :lol:
Cocoa was good like that. We were hiding in a corner and she bounced over, bless her.
*Him*
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Quote by Darkfire
It was a baptism by fire as I was sharing a room with Darkfire, Fallen Angel, Making Cocoa and BiWelshMinx (aka Binxy). We couldn't get in to the hotel after the munch as they had a door list and there was only 2 people registered in the room so I had to hold up a drunken Binxy (who was standing on my feet as hers were cold) while the other went in- then I had to convince the door staff Binxy was someone else and my name had been spelt like a womans name on the door list
Room 405. I still remember you being sat on the bed, with a face like :eeek: as 4, plus more female visitors piled into the room, doing girl stuff, wearing just little towels or undies... doing what girls do...
and then the re-run, post Munch, with the key going out the window to more people and the same said females back in undies and towels, only this time, more drunk, more noisy, more brave....
Do you remember Binxy scaring herself in the bathroom mirror?
and running round corridors from security? :rotflmao:
Cowbag! you'll ruin my Mr Ubercool reputation with descriptions like that
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and has anyone else noticed they can still hand code all their favourite emoticons? :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and has anyone else noticed they can still hand code all their favourite emoticons? :giggle:
Sadly not here - I crapped up an emoticon earlier and decided that using the guide was probably safer!
is the only one I can properly remember, oh and :jags:and apparently :jags: doesn't work either, it's jagsatwork! :jagsatwork:
I remember when quite a few of us did a club visit to that club near Stoke, cant remember the name but it had a swimming pool an everythin, i remember freckledbird crappin herself before we went in as it was her first club visit :scared
sorry frecks but you were)anyway, shed only been in the place about 5 mins and she was avin the time of her life, like she was a hardened club regular. :cheers::bounce::thumbup:
What was that club called?? and what was the occasion ??
sorry frecks but you were)anyway, shed only been in the place about 5 mins and she was avin the time of her life, like she was a hardened club regular. :cheers::bounce::thumbup:What was that club called?? and what was the occasion ??
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I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to
Quote by Dino
I remember when quite a few of us did a club visit to that club near Stoke, cant remember the name but it had a swimming pool an everythin, i remember freckledbird crappin herself before we went in as it was her first club visit :scared
What was that club called?? and what was the occasion ??
Wasn't part of that one but reminded me we never ever did get round to going to Chams despite having offers of hand holding and everything! :(
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Quote by Dino
I remember when quite a few of us did a club visit to that club near Stoke, cant remember the name but it had a swimming pool an everythin, i remember freckledbird crappin herself before we went in as it was her first club visit :scared
What was that club called?? and what was the occasion ??
I was petrified! That was the end result of Postie's spelling challenge to me. Was it Liaisons or something like that? Quote by Dino
I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to
Thats the place...and ive just been told....in fact well and truly told by hornyred that the club visit was her birthday :neutral: and now im in trouble coz i didnt remember
I'll take you to utopia Dino... and back again
BIoke :)
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Quote by Darkfire
awww
Still not sure how I ended up with the bed and you lot had the floor and sofa :giggle:
