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Quote by essex34m
Seeing as this thread is a trip down mammary lane, here is a few random thoughts.
A certain hotel room at one of the MK Munches!
And for the record, I sat on the sofa absolutely stunned, like a rabbit caught in the headlights and choosing to stand in the middle only to find the car is a Reliant Robin and I got hit hard :twisted:
You wasn't the only one! :giggle:
I only went to one Notts munch. A few of us were in the lower area where the pool tables were. Conversation went in all sorts of directions, and spanking was mentioned. Within minutes, a couple of ladies :inlove: were stood spreadeagled against the wall, with a belt being used. I had hit one, and with each connection, she goaded me, saying "Is that it?" so each following one, had more put into it. Again I was goaded, so I really put some backswing into it. Due to Dlep being stupid enough to stand within 5ft of me, as my arm followed through, the belt caught Dlep on the top of his thigh, he let out a girly yelp and started jumping around. Moments later, all eyes were directed to the top of the stairs, and there stood Sarah, and with just a glare from Sarah, all of us darted back to our seats like schoolkids being caught by teacher returning to class. Oh Sarah....:twisted:
Not my fault your aim is terrible!
(Miss that emoticon ) 
Casanova
OMG I have just read the whole of this thread and it has evoked so many fantastic memories.
Just a few were, deciding last minute to go to Leicester Munch. we called contacted Sexy Steph on the night and just said we have not put our names down but was wondering if we could come. She immediately told us off for calling and asking permission and told us to get our sexy arses up there.
Walking round Garden of Eden, and walking down the long stair case to the camper van and as we were walking back up realising that a huge line of single guys were following me and Tatty
...I think she broke the facking machine in that place as well!
Many many many parties at Tat's, drunken debauchary. vodka Jelly and Poker.
Turning up to our first munch in London (I think the organisers were Steve and Debs) and being scared shitless.
Tigs on Tour...the fantastic time we had touring the Country and staying with some great people.
Meeting Kbuk for the first time at a London social. We were talking to him and Mr Tigs said oh Im just going outside for a smoke, Kbuk saying I'll join you and Mr Tig saying erm its not that type of smoke :lol: Kbuk grinning and saying cool neither am I. They become smoking buddies and friends forever from that moment
Just a few were, deciding last minute to go to Leicester Munch. we called contacted Sexy Steph on the night and just said we have not put our names down but was wondering if we could come. She immediately told us off for calling and asking permission and told us to get our sexy arses up there.
Walking round Garden of Eden, and walking down the long stair case to the camper van and as we were walking back up realising that a huge line of single guys were following me and Tatty
...I think she broke the facking machine in that place as well!Many many many parties at Tat's, drunken debauchary. vodka Jelly and Poker.
Turning up to our first munch in London (I think the organisers were Steve and Debs) and being scared shitless.
Tigs on Tour...the fantastic time we had touring the Country and staying with some great people.
Meeting Kbuk for the first time at a London social. We were talking to him and Mr Tigs said oh Im just going outside for a smoke, Kbuk saying I'll join you and Mr Tig saying erm its not that type of smoke :lol: Kbuk grinning and saying cool neither am I. They become smoking buddies and friends forever from that moment
Making lifelong friends with a couple that bought me a huge tub of Gourmet Jelly belly Beans as a thank you.
Actually they bought me 2. 1 of them was just in the tub. The other one they had spent the night sorting them into colours for me, and bagging them all up separately.
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
Actually they bought me 2. 1 of them was just in the tub. The other one they had spent the night sorting them into colours for me, and bagging them all up separately.
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
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you falling asleep in cruiz.....saying that i am sure i won't ever live down sleeping bag night
I'm fairly certain I still have the picture on a hard-drive somewhere if you'd like me to dig it out and post it?
Casanova
Quote by Redangel2013
Making lifelong friends with a couple that bought me a huge tub of Gourmet Jelly belly Beans as a thank you.
Actually they bought me 2. 1 of them was just in the tub. The other one they had spent the night sorting them into colours for me, and bagging them all up separately.
:inlove::inlove::inlove:
We only bagged them so Mr Tigs could nick the banana flavour ones if I remember rightly
:lol:
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Quote by essex34m
Oh, and one last thing. Don't want the poor little love flouncing through lack of attention, so Bloke, you and I once recited the lyrics to 'Grease' by Frankie Valli in the forum once. It will always be our song, baby!
:laughabove: I just wanted to bump this!
Quote by noladreams
Oh, and one last thing. Don't want the poor little love flouncing through lack of attention, so Bloke, you and I once recited the lyrics to 'Grease' by Frankie Valli in the forum once. It will always be our song, baby!
:laughabove: I just wanted to bump this!
"Stranded at the drive-in
Branded, a fool
What will they say
Mon-day at school.....?"
Quote by Andrew_2013
Oh, and one last thing. Don't want the poor little love flouncing through lack of attention, so Bloke, you and I once recited the lyrics to 'Grease' by Frankie Valli in the forum once. It will always be our song, baby!
:laughabove: I just wanted to bump this!
"Stranded at the drive-in
Branded, a fool
What will they say
Mon-day at school.....?"
Oi, pincushion. Wrong song.
Quote by bl0ke
Oi, pincushion. Wrong song.
OK, so I just changed my name back for you... what song faggot? Start me off.... ;)
Faggot???? You homophobe!
Oi Blue, this mincing poof is a homophobe, take him cutie pie he is all yours.
Blue is not as agile as she used to be so she will be a while so as we are waiting, here comes the song.
I saw my problems and I'll see the light
We got a lovin' thing, we gotta feed it right
There ain't no danger we can go too far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word
They think our love is just a growin' pain
Why don't they understand? it's just a cryin' shame
Their lips are lyin', only real is real
We stop the fight right now, we got to be what we feel - grease is the word
(grease is the word, is the word that you heard)
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Grease is the time, is the place, is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling
We take the pressure, and we throw away conventionality, belongs to yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word
This is a life of illusion, a life of control
Mixed with confusion - what're we doin' here?
We take the pressure, and we throw away conventionality, belongs to yesterday
There is a chance that we can make it so far
We start believin' now that we can be who we are - grease is the word
(grease is the word, is the word, is the word...)
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
Blue is not as agile as she used to be so she will be a while so as we are waiting, here comes the song.
Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can still turn a move or two, so you just watch it!!!!! :boxing:
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
angel chat at luton being locked out her room she couldent find the loo and was naked
:shock:
I'd forgotten about that!! I half woke up in my room and got up to go to the loo, but went through the wrong door and ended up out on the corridor in the altogether! 
ops:I was dying for a pee, but couldn't wake my room partner up... eventually I managed to barge the door open (there was no way I was going down to reception for a key in the nuddy!) and he still managed to sleep through the whole episode!!
Sex God
the condom moment Bluexx canal street..
wrats camp ALL OF IT.. than you everyone that came .. we will never forget that weekend!
Rocky horror and my (STAGGY) knicker elastic going in Vue (nothing to see here)
Mike c with the ''i dont do fruit'' as a certain lady is tied to our bed covered in strawberries and cream and i tell him to go get her...
A certain couple clearing a room at xtasia as their antics were OTT for swingers club..
Tying someone up in our room naked only to leave the poor sod there and all go downstairs till his loving wife took pity on him and released him .. only for him to tie himself back up again as he was enjoying it too much.. you can own up if you like fella..
Meeting ROSE..
The conversation someone had with my cock ring in Xtasia one night...
seeing rose trying to self suck her strap on.. gave a whole new meaning to ''ill go to the foot of our stairs''
singing ''sneakin around''
Baby Hedgehogs at swing camp
'Convoy'
Fecklars wood theft
ROSE plus one being charlies angels on a beach in wales
every night we had on Canal Street.. especially the 'dead girl' pissing on me in the manhatten show bar... as i carried her out.. bitch wasnt dead at all!
the trannie doing his toenails on the stage at same bar at sparkle
the rug incident as mentioned earlier by Bluexxx
and thats about all i can remember now that can be repeated.. fuck me we had a laugh.. old skool .. those were the days
Staggy
and Rose
x
wrats camp ALL OF IT.. than you everyone that came .. we will never forget that weekend!
Rocky horror and my (STAGGY) knicker elastic going in Vue (nothing to see here)
Mike c with the ''i dont do fruit'' as a certain lady is tied to our bed covered in strawberries and cream and i tell him to go get her...
A certain couple clearing a room at xtasia as their antics were OTT for swingers club..
Tying someone up in our room naked only to leave the poor sod there and all go downstairs till his loving wife took pity on him and released him .. only for him to tie himself back up again as he was enjoying it too much.. you can own up if you like fella..
Meeting ROSE..
The conversation someone had with my cock ring in Xtasia one night...
seeing rose trying to self suck her strap on.. gave a whole new meaning to ''ill go to the foot of our stairs''
singing ''sneakin around''
Baby Hedgehogs at swing camp
'Convoy'
Fecklars wood theft
ROSE plus one being charlies angels on a beach in wales
every night we had on Canal Street.. especially the 'dead girl' pissing on me in the manhatten show bar... as i carried her out.. bitch wasnt dead at all!
the trannie doing his toenails on the stage at same bar at sparkle
the rug incident as mentioned earlier by Bluexxx
and thats about all i can remember now that can be repeated.. fuck me we had a laugh.. old skool .. those were the days
Staggy
and Rose
x
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista
Mr Dundee Couple's red PVC boots :twisted:
I never got to see his red boots in person but have 2 pics of them :-D. I have two other memories of him though.
One was at I think a Glasgow munch where he was wearing stockings under his trousers and I just love men in stockings :twisted: He asked if I wanted to see them and of course I said yes. So we went into the ladies only to follwed by a staff member as he was undoing his trousers! We told told to go back out into the bar area.
Another was at a munch I organised in Edinburgh. He came in tv mode to that one and was wearing a collar and lead also. hHe handed me his kead and asked if I wanted to take him a walk! I was totally beside myself it was bigest fantasy at the time being both totally in to tvs and bdsm I almost we myself on the spot
.I have only read up to page 2 of this thread so may add more.
Carol
Warming the Bed
Reading over this thread bring back so many of my own memories.
My first munch and my first girlie snog which was with Bipoisondwarf (I think I remember her name right).
Going to sparkle in 2005. I think Judytv went missing and a few went to look for her then the others went down to basement bar. I got scared as I didnt know where eceryone went and dont do well in a place dont know. Marmalaid took me under his wing bought me a drink and took me to where they all where.
Swingcamp at (Mods edit location removed) on the beach. At the time people where collecting points for various things. I got quite a few points that night.
There are lots of other I cant think of the deatails right now.
Carol
My first munch and my first girlie snog which was with Bipoisondwarf (I think I remember her name right).
Going to sparkle in 2005. I think Judytv went missing and a few went to look for her then the others went down to basement bar. I got scared as I didnt know where eceryone went and dont do well in a place dont know. Marmalaid took me under his wing bought me a drink and took me to where they all where.
Swingcamp at (Mods edit location removed) on the beach. At the time people where collecting points for various things. I got quite a few points that night.
There are lots of other I cant think of the deatails right now.
Carol
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
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every night we had on Canal Street.. especially the 'dead girl' pissing on me in the manhatten show bar... as i carried her out.. bitch wasnt dead at all!
.....................
Staggy
and Rose
x
OMG I remember that night................
In fact I had forgtoon about all the trips to canal street, the bars and going ons.
Sex God
OMG the nights on Canal Street.
It has been so quiet there on Wednesdays since the North West Best packed up its dancing shoes :sad:
It has been so quiet there on Wednesdays since the North West Best packed up its dancing shoes :sad:
Sexlightened
So many memories og the "old days"
I remember my first social - stood at the bar and virtually froze - Staggy sort of rescued me just by saying hello
My first real munch - jeesus I had to take so many deep breaths that night
first time at chams - now that was an experience
Marcuso's christmas bashes - the whole santa thing just got out of hand
Did someone mention Vodka Jelly !!!!
Happy times
I remember my first social - stood at the bar and virtually froze - Staggy sort of rescued me just by saying hello
My first real munch - jeesus I had to take so many deep breaths that night
first time at chams - now that was an experience
Marcuso's christmas bashes - the whole santa thing just got out of hand
Did someone mention Vodka Jelly !!!!
Happy times
Sexlightened
Oh AND Mr Dundee's Red PVC Boots lol
Sexlightened
and the piece de la resitance was a certain "lady" in the middle of the road outside Wild Rose and Staggy's house shouting her head off as I arrived late for a camping weekend !!!!
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
OMG the nights on Canal Street.
It has been so quiet there on Wednesdays since the North West Best packed up its dancing shoes :sad:
'north west best' and we were from the midlands.. great times.. keep on about going back and never do, i know its not the same as the old days but with enough of us there ... be like one last waltz
Sex God
Quote by Tasitus
and the piece de la resitance was a certain "lady" in the middle of the road outside Wild Rose and Staggy's house shouting her head off as I arrived late for a camping weekend !!!!
lol i remember that screamer.....lol send her our love if anyones still in touch
Sex God
Quote by Tasitus
Oh AND Mr Dundee's Red PVC Boots lol
hes a sexy mf
Sexlightened
Quote by wild rose and the stag
and the piece de la resitance was a certain "lady" in the middle of the road outside Wild Rose and Staggy's house shouting her head off as I arrived late for a camping weekend !!!!
lol i remember that screamer.....lol send her our love if anyones still in touch
I will lol
Sex God
I remember....... feeding the troll...... just for a laugh
*snorts*
*snorts*
