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and has anyone else noticed they can still hand code all their favourite emoticons? :giggle:

Like riding a bike... :giggle:
lol same. I cant remember when I actually exited SH but its been a number of years, and I can still recall most, I still use it when talking on fb to people here, just to make the link of how we know each other! wink
Ahhh, Utopia! That club was amazing, but there was no way it was going to stay open long. The prices were nuts and the location slightly inconvenient, but the facilities were beautiful.
Does anyone else remember Warwick and his marbles? How he went away on holiday for a couple of weeks and then came back to find us all with his avatar? lol
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I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to

Thats the place...and ive just been told....in fact well and truly told by hornyred that the club visit was her birthday :neutral: and now im in trouble coz i didnt remember rolleyes
I'll take you to utopia Dino... and back again smile
BIoke :)
My goodness me :shock:, is that really you? Bloke aka Andrew 2013?? how the god damn hell are ya kiss .. youve been promising/threatening to take me to utopia for years ;-) ...empty promises :roll:
I'd not encourage him Dino, he's been chewing blue pills with Mike in the GFZ and now has more horn than the Highland Beef Company. ;) lol
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Ahhh, Utopia! That club was amazing, but there was no way it was going to stay open long. The prices were nuts and the location slightly inconvenient, but the facilities were beautiful.
Does anyone else remember Warwick and his marbles? How he went away on holiday for a couple of weeks and then came back to find us all with his avatar? lol

I've bumped one of Warwicks threads in t'other room but can't find that one sad
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I'd not encourage him Dino, he's been chewing blue pills with Mike in the GFZ and now has more horn than the Highland Beef Company. ;) lol

Moooooooo :twisted:
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I'd not encourage him Dino, he's been chewing blue pills with Mike in the GFZ and now has more horn than the Highland Beef Company. ;) lol

As I recall BIoke never did need such things to have more horn than the Highland Beef Company! :giggle:
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I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to

Thats the place...and ive just been told....in fact hornyred has just ripped me a new one for forgetting that the club visit was her birthday :neutral: and now im in trouble coz i didnt remember rolleyes
Aha! Now I remember too! I was meant to go to that, but couldn't at the last minute. Can't remember why now, but probably finances
Some things never change
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I think it was Utopia Dino. I didn't go to that one, but I always wanted to

Thats the place...and ive just been told....in fact hornyred has just ripped me a new one for forgetting that the club visit was her birthday :neutral: and now im in trouble coz i didnt remember rolleyes
Aha! Now I remember too! I was meant to go to that, but couldn't at the last minute. Can't remember why now, but probably finances
Some things never change
That place was amazing in terms of facilities etc, but the membership fees (amongst other things) made it less than popular to most. Not even sure it's still going.
Oooh just remembered a forum moment involving our dearly departed Neil! Think it was the Davej avatar challenge and Vix/Reece photographed a bit of tarmac that echoed the profile on Neil's avatar! Wasn't it the He's not the Messiah beginning as well?
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Still not sure how I ended up with the bed and you lot had the floor and sofa :giggle:

Oh, bless you, Cupcake :therethere:. As we're a bit down the line, this wont hurt as much, but I'd suggest that was probably because either (a) no one wanted to join you on the bed, or (b) the ladies were otherwise engaged, off-bed, while you slept.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
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Still not sure how I ended up with the bed and you lot had the floor and sofa :giggle:

Oh, bless you, Cupcake :therethere:. As we're a bit down the line, this wont hurt as much, but I'd suggest that was probably because either (a) no one wanted to join you on the bed, or (b) the ladies were otherwise engaged, off-bed, while you slept.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
:giggle:
bolt
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Still not sure how I ended up with the bed and you lot had the floor and sofa :giggle:

Oh, bless you, Cupcake :therethere:. As we're a bit down the line, this wont hurt as much, but I'd suggest that was probably because either (a) no one wanted to join you on the bed, or (b) the ladies were otherwise engaged, off-bed, while you slept.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
:giggle:
bolt
/whisper mode
Dollop- i'm being discrete over some details- you're always just slightly off the radar aren't cha? bless kiss
/whisper mode
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/whisper mode
Dollop- i'm being discrete over some details- you're always just slightly off the radar aren't cha? bless kiss
/whisper mode

Possibly. Some things never change, eh? ;)
I found the photos the other day of room 405, while looking for something else! :twisted:
its so weird seeing my joined date so recent like a newbie lol
sorry couldnt join the part last night was ill
but momories there are just so many
1 my very first social in chesterfield and meeting Dark for the first time, electricity in the kitchen and gawping open mouths lol, meeting harry for the first time at the same social and sending him the wrong way down the M1
2. first visit to cams as a social off SH and being 'guarded' in the zacuzzi still didnt stop some random foot in my lady parts!
3. leps naked drive bys at swing camp
4. Jas chain mail dress
5. many many epic drives with postie to got knows how many different socials and munches putting the world to rights on the way
6. fallen angels birthday munch in the F1
7. Making cocoas birthday munch in the F1 and yes this was the night a certain someone threatened to set fire to the security gaurd if he didnt open the party room, idiot
8. Darkfires birthday much decadence and debauchery where she made me bellydance, never forgiven for it lol
9. marcusos shorts
10 notts munches, maccs munches, coventry munches, mids munches, edinburgh munch, wigan munches, there are just so many and i still have all my badges
11. tattys bbq's always an event and manfire!
12. most of all is the friends and amazing people i have met along the way and some fabulous memories that will never leave me
am sure theres loads more but cant think at the min
I think looking through some of y old threads / mailbox there is
1) alist of people that I may had forgotten I had my wicked way with
2) a list of people where I should have been more forward and selfish and and asked to play with.
This also brings back a conversation I had with 2 people late last year.....where in my younger days in the scene I just didn't pick up the subtle signs of swinging. I was a flirt and flirted with everyone......have I changed yes in someways. I think I have become more cautious in rl flirt ness as suppose the swinging manta of ask before touching has kinda been ingrained in me.
Hey ho....
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...suppose the swinging manta of ask before touching has kinda been ingrained in me.
Hey ho....

That's not a bad thing, Mike :thumbup:
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...suppose the swinging manta of ask before touching has kinda been ingrained in me.
Hey ho....

That's not a bad thing, Mike :thumbup:
Yeah I kinda still feel really awkward when see lots of touchy feely stuff at work events......for me it invades my personal space...swinging events nota. Problem
I think one notts munch...I had been in Manchester and got a train cross country to notts.....I ended up post munch at someone's house and ended up missing my train home...but it was a fun night......I think I remember who accosted me that night lol
My first munch, a Nott's one, being sooooo scared..... meeting Kazswallows for the first time, instead of a Hello, she took my boob out of my dress and kissed my nipple.
Meeting De Sade for the first time... whatever happened to him... not sure what I expected, but it wasn't the pleasant lovely man stood in front of me... his forum posts were brutal at times!!
Jaz's chainmail dress.
Marm's wearing my knee high leather boots better then me.
So many memories, so many fun times and people I now love with all my heart and call my friends. Just wish it was better circumstances that had brought me back.
Ohhhhh and being so tired, still drunk whilst hungover after one munch, that I fell asleep on the train. Was supposed to get off at Doncaster, ended up in Edinburgh!!
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Ohhhhh and being so tired, still drunk whilst hungover after one munch, that I fell asleep on the train. Was supposed to get off at Doncaster, ended up in Edinburgh!!

:shock: :shock: I didn't know you'd done that! That's proper made me laugh!! :giggle:
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Ohhhhh and being so tired, still drunk whilst hungover after one munch, that I fell asleep on the train. Was supposed to get off at Doncaster, ended up in Edinburgh!!

:shock: :shock: I didn't know you'd done that! That's proper made me laugh!! :giggle:
And me.....
Seeing as this thread is a trip down mammary lane, here is a few random thoughts.
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5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden

I was upstairs chatting with someone, we heard noise coming from the garden, looked out of the window, and among the gathered people, was a chap naked but for a pair of white socks. It could only be you, Mike.
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Mr Dundee Couple's red PVC boots :twisted:

I'm not really one for boots, but they are nice. And his black ones. :twisted:
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Hx's Lovely black boots :inlove:

Can't add any more to this....
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6) Blue passing out at the 40th Party at Jas's

I have the photos.....
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Falling asleep under a mahoosive speaker in Cruz (nope Mike, I never will live that down!)

No. You won't.
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Getting caught putting back a stolen can of cider, and then being led around camp wearing a bridle as punishment evil Mortified doesn't even begin to cover it!

:inlove: Words can not describe....
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A certain hotel room at one of the MK Munches! blink

This was my first social. A good evening was had by all, went to a bar or two, I met some people that I had got to know via the chatroom, then last orders were called and we started to leave. I asked if we had somewhere else we were going, and I was told we are going back to the hotel for a drink. Naively, I believed her when she said that.
What was to follow was quite a baptism, a lesson and an education. It all went downhill from there. And for the record, I sat on the sofa absolutely stunned, like a rabbit caught in the headlights and choosing to stand in the middle only to find the car is a Reliant Robin and I got hit hard :twisted:
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3. leps naked drive bys at swing camp

I was sat there chatting with someone, looked up and there was Lep, stark bollock naked, standing on the running board of his car, saluting as the vehicle went downhill, with Kat chasing behind it, wearing a pink catsuit. So surreal. So shoulder-shruggingly normal.
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4. Jas chain mail dress

:inlove: The only thing that bettered this for me, was the photo Jas sent me for my birthday, of her wearing leather. The pic is now lost to the hard drive failure gods, so Jas, if you are reading this, could I have another copy please? I will love you for ever.
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6. fallen angels birthday munch in the F1

I remember choosing to end this particular night earlier than some others did. Went to my room, got into bed, and I received a text from someone asking if I fancied some company. I found replying with "Sure, it is room <insert number> was a little more polite than "Why don't you fuck off, I want some sleep" So moments later, knock on the door, and we sat for hours, talking about the scene, it's direction etc the people within it (as you do) when there was a knock on the door. I got out of bed (she was still sat by the window) and opened the door. Some complete random was stood there with a fire extinguisher and I stood there completely naked, he let off the extinguisher and I got soaked. I just shut the door, got dried off and climbed back into bed. There was another knock at the door, I answered, same thing happened again.
Third knock at the door, and my guest decided she was going to answer the door. He stood there with an "Oh shit" look on his face, not knowing what to do. Suddenly he realised running was the only option and squealed down the corridor like a banshee. That was one of the prominent memories for me that night, though there were many :twisted:
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8. Darkfires birthday much decadence and debauchery where she made me bellydance, never forgiven for it lol

That was one of the two occasions I have been seen in a tuxedo. Remember one couple walking in, seeing Mal and myself chatting and looking rather scared mumbling something about bouncers.
Now that I have caught up with this thread, other memories.
I only went to one Notts munch. A few of us were in the lower area where the pool tables were. Conversation went in all sorts of directions, and spanking was mentioned. Within minutes, a couple of ladies :inlove: were stood spreadeagled against the wall, with a belt being used. I had hit one, and with each connection, she goaded me, saying "Is that it?" so each following one, had more put into it. Again I was goaded, so I really put some backswing into it. Due to Dlep being stupid enough to stand within 5ft of me, as my arm followed through, the belt caught Dlep on the top of his thigh, he let out a girly yelp and started jumping around. Moments later, all eyes were directed to the top of the stairs, and there stood Sarah, and with just a glare from Sarah, all of us darted back to our seats like schoolkids being caught by teacher returning to class. Oh Sarah....:twisted:
I do have many other memories, but I worked last night, was so tired I had to pull into a layby to sleep. Intended going straight to bed but saw this first, and have now been sat here for two hours going through threads. And not even had a cup of tea. And now I don't feel as tired, so will be a wreck later. I'm blaming you lot.
Oh, and one last thing. Don't want the poor little love flouncing through lack of attention, so Bloke, you and I once recited the lyrics to 'Grease' by Frankie Valli in the forum once. It will always be our song, baby!
Meeting with a couple 2 days after going paintballing....lets just say the photos didn't happen lol
I hear the Tatty monster might be in the house?
Reminds me of turning up at a party at her house with sassy- we hoped we had the right address and parked in a space a few doors away. As soon as we opened the car door we knew it was right as we could hear Tatty's delicate tones over the house from the far end of the garden :giggle:
I also remember OnlyMe squealing really loudly when I walked in as she didn't know I was coming :mrgreen:
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I hear the Tatty monster might be in the house?
Reminds me of turning up at a party at her house with sassy- we hoped we had the right address and parked in a space a few doors away. As soon as we opened the car door we knew it was right as we could hear Tatty's delicate tones over the house from the far end of the garden :giggle:
I also remember OnlyMe squealing really loudly when I walked in as she didn't know I was coming :mrgreen:

Just think .... that's what Tatty's neighbours hear all the time ........
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I hear the Tatty monster might be in the house?
Reminds me of turning up at a party at her house with sassy- we hoped we had the right address and parked in a space a few doors away. As soon as we opened the car door we knew it was right as we could hear Tatty's delicate tones over the house from the far end of the garden :giggle:
I also remember OnlyMe squealing really loudly when I walked in as she didn't know I was coming :mrgreen:

Just think .... that's what Tatty's neighbours hear all the time ........
i hear her from the other side of london smile
She didn't leave Scotland- she was evicted by a majority vote..... They sent her to England in revenge for beating their poor football team