SH: this is your life!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by MikeC
CONVOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chasing you down the M6 like some sort of Benny Hill on wheels, losing you in Wigan and then managing to get to the munch at LEAST an hour before you!!
Angel.....can i send you a nana smurf card at xmas :twisted:
flipa

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
CONVOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chasing you down the M6 like some sort of Benny Hill on wheels, losing you in Wigan and then managing to get to the munch at LEAST an hour before you!!
Oh yes..... How embarrassing, I can't believe how I got lost in Wigan.... It's my home ground!!!!! We ended up lost at some sort of medical testing facility. I am sure we dipped into some form of alternate dimension :-0

20 Jul 2013

Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders smile

Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Freckledbird
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

was that when we went garden of eden afterwards

20 Jul 2013

Within days of arrival here, I got hijacked by Marcuso, Dambuster and Sleazy. If it hadn't have been a 'protect the noob single bi fem' exercise (for which I remain eternally grateful) I guess that could have got pretty interesting .... lol

So kicking off the memories list then:
1. Meeting Eartchild in person for the first time, feeling real electricity, and watching Harry Jones slide slowly sideways down the wall. :lol:
2. Vodka Jelly
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.
4. Room Bars, and car bars
5. Last man standing
6. White Russians and hotel wing parties, which became almost as big as the Munch itself
7. Someone threatening to burn down said hotel unless the manager unlocked the bar-room in which everyones stash of alcohol was stored
8. Dancing with Sercher at the Mancs munch at which point the man became Godlike in my respect-list. (Don't think I wont continue to credit you for this, I haven't, and probably will never forget what you did for your friend that night worship

)
9. Ah yes, the Jacuzzi at Chams, unwanted attention, and the near breaking of wandering fingers :lol:
10. Barrel Dancing :lol:
11. SH magazine smackbottom

there's so much more....will gather my thoughts, I kinda lost it by thinking about
No 1 :twisted:

20 Jul 2013

Quote by MikeC
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

was that when we went garden of eden afterwards
Yep, and that was when the Miserable Cat Bastard fell asleep in the camper van in the dogging area rotflmao

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

was that when we went garden of eden afterwards
Yep, and that was when the Miserable Cat Bastard fell asleep in the camper van in the dogging area rotflmao

I didn't go, but heard/saw all the piss taking of MCB for that lol

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

was that when we went garden of eden afterwards
Yep, and that was when the Miserable Cat Bastard fell asleep in the camper van in the dogging area

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd forgotten about that

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Darkfire
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.

I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle:

20 Jul 2013

Postie's spelling challenge - to me!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.

I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle:
this brings back memories........

20 Jul 2013

Quote by MikeC
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.

I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle:
this brings back memories........
regrets joking my ma takes my photos....that still gets brought up by friends smile

20 Jul 2013

Oooh daft forum moments coming back to me ...
The infernal SH Clock thread that went on foever before Jags or someone deleted it and the world record attempt at quote boxes think that get deleted too!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Calista
Oooh daft forum moments coming back to me ...
The infernal SH Clock thread that went on foever before Jags or someone deleted it and the world record attempt at quote boxes think that get deleted too!

i just about remember this.....
i remember walking out of the girls toilets after going in a cubical with someone and not doing anything as we were gigerling like 2 drunks school kids
also being told of for a spanking compition and a nots munch

20 Jul 2013

Oh god, yes.... jas and Tim's chicken shed. no one told me that the roof just lifted off :rollseyes:
Unfortunate things always happen at Jas and Tim's. for example.... I remember totally falling flat on my face, over a tent peg, because I thought I could be a super in the dark ninja voyeur. That didn't work out too well.
Being asleep and tied to a chair with some sort of tape...... And by the way, I wasn't passed out, I was just resting my eyes
Oh yes, another time, taking photos of myself in the grave yard. :twisted:
Also claiming that I had declared war on Yorkshire lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: the Battle of Wigan Lane did actually happen, you know..... But as I am shit at directions in Wigan, you're lucky that I will never find it!!!!!

20 Jul 2013

1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Andrew_2013
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

Bloke!

...and I remember you being after MrFB!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Andrew_2013
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy! passionkiss

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Andrew_2013
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name redface

20 Jul 2013

Quote by MikeC
me walking sassy round in a dog collar

And you bidding for her to be your slave at a Herts Tarts munch, but when you had won her, YOU then dropped to your knees subby at her feet! lol

My top memories in no particular order:
The Ann Summers party for bi-females held by Steve G (and the stick he got afterwards was terrible really) but it was such a laugh and the first time I met people for real from here after being the chat rooms for months.
The NW munch that followed that and joining the forums. Turning up to be handed a sticky postage label and a marker pen Remembering JudyTV and Blue giving Sarge a pretty pink thong to wear over his trousers, which he did and then posed for photos.
Treasuring a picture from there for years because I thought it had Nellie in the foreground which actually turned out to be his semi doppelgänger (Chris of 'Molly&Chris')
Watching Neil being used as a maypole and then later on terrified as he ran out of a room of girlies all propositioning him at once, with his face bright red as a beetroot and clutching his towel like a shield.
Missy and the one breast out of the towel conversation in Adam & Eves after the NW munch and then meeting my Nellie for the first time face to face and falling head over heels.
Jas putting a pumpkin on my corseted chest shelf for a halloween munch and then Tim being dared to ask me if I actually had nippples because Reece, Dino and Rodger all had bets on where they were, if they did exist!
Crash bandicoot moment where I had a car full and was trying to follow the banned tranny to the Wigan munch in a much smaller and less powerful one litre VW polo. We ended up loosing them somehow while they bobbed and weaved in and out of traffic. We still managed to get there before them!
Being rescued after a high speed tyre blow out on the way back home to Leeds on the M62 with two brilliant people being our heroes and Neil not even batting an eyelid while I had a mini-meltdown on the hard shoulder.
Going to MakingCocoa's birthday bash at a formula 1 motel in the midlands, someone snogging a tramp who'd just been eating food out of a bin, then the kebab shot, the party room being locked by the motel manager even though we'd filled the place, plaiting someone's pubes and them taking so long in the self cleaning loos they got washed, "you're so interesting" :lol: , getting so drunk I wore a Manchester United shirt and skipped down the corridor!
Blue's parties 1, 2 & 3. Our favourite one by far was the first one and I'll never forget Nellie in those red boots in his school fancy dress outfit in the front room, vodka jelly, the game's master, meeting up at Judy's beforehand and feeling nervous but holding hands with Neil all the way there and then cuddled up all the way home.
Elbow! :lol:
The avatar challenge, the beanbags thread, Heather's how to give a cat a pill, goldfish related banter, the GFZ, having one chatroom and the cafe, chatting all hours of the day and night, sending endless flirty messages back and forth.
Notts munch being brilliant; Neil was late and CelticQ came to escort me to a pre-munch gathering and then later on not recognising her because she'd straightened her hair! Nell finally turning up after an epic journey holding the most beautiful bunch of oriental white lilies, then the pair of us being late for breakfast the next day with me carrying the flowers to lots of knowing smiles, raised eyebrows, winks and smirks where the only two seats left were at the head and foot of an extremely long table where we kept catching each others eye and blushing. Then driving people crazy nuts on the lift home from talking about him most of the way. I framed one of the flowers and gave it to him as a gift.
The NWBest nights out and all the hilarity, dancing around and laughs; Clubbing then going home for a cup of tea and a natter in our jimjams, Sexcetera and cups of tea with gossip, Manchester pride, fancy dress...
Gosh, I could just add to this all night. I need to stop, it's making me teary. :love:

20 Jul 2013

Getting back to our hotel after a munch(cant remember where)and the hotel lobby was full of smurfs... no idea where they came from dunno

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Angel Chat
1) Mal taking me Dogging in Lancashire one cold winter evening, promptly getting lost in the fog, a couple getting their Jag stuck in the Dogging car park.. oh how we giggled
2) Going Dogging with Polo on several occasions and scaring the pants off 'straight' guys (literally!)
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
4) Discovering bluexxx wasn't a bloke after being on the site for a month!
5) Freckledbird taking me under her wing and taking me to my first social in Manchester - JudyTv trying to take me home from said social
Bloke ;)
xxx

The scary thing is, I knew it was Bloke after reading the first 2, despite him having a change of name redface

Ditto!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Dino
Getting back to our hotel after a munch(cant remember where)and the hotel lobby was full of smurfs... no idea where they came from

Angelchat smuggled 'em in!
:giggle:

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Andrew_2013
3) A certain trip to Chorley with Noladreams - 'nuff said ;)
Bloke ;)
xxx

Oh. My. There may have just been some localised throbbage reading that! :rascal:
Brilliant.
From the blasé ground rules being set in the car, to the random break midway through the evening where we both sat giddily chuckling, much to the bemusement of the rest of the pub. :giggle:
And, y'know, the 'oh fuck yeah' moments :twisted:
Happy, happy days!

20 Jul 2013

Quote by noladreams
Oh. My. There may have just been some localised throbbage reading that! :rascal:
Brilliant.
From the blasé ground rules being set in the car, to the random break midway through the evening where we both sat giddily chuckling, much to the bemusement of the rest of the pub. :giggle:
And, y'know, the 'oh fuck yeah' moments :twisted:
Happy, happy days!

Yes, the Easter Bunny has never been so kind since.
So my fingers won't type as quick as they used to, my quotes most probably won't work, I can't remember the shortcuts for any emoticons..... but I can still suck cock like a trooper - can I stay a while please? lol

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Andrew_2013
I can't remember the shortcuts for any emoticons..... but I can still suck cock like a trooper - can I stay a while please?

<< that one is : blast : FYI & all that wink

20 Jul 2013

I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)

20 Jul 2013

Quote by Calista
Getting back to our hotel after a munch(cant remember where)and the hotel lobby was full of smurfs... no idea where they came from

Angelchat smuggled 'em in!
:giggle:
:giggle:
Feck orf!! rotflmao

20 Jul 2013

"I tried and I tried but I just couldn't get it all in......." So many fab memories of cramming too many people into cars/hotel rooms breaking beds in travel lodges, foot prints on ceilings, tiger bread becoming the new pampas grass...... So many lovely and very fond memories of real friends we made who we are still very much in contact with now

20 Jul 2013

Actually gem that was probably one of my funniest moments in sh was seeing you in my reds shirt...........
Tho having my pubes platted wasn't of my most sexually fun experiences