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Quote by Bluefish2009
Satire/joke or a step too far?


5,000 Complaints to the BBC and Ed Milliband commenting on how "disgusting" it was just illustrates how miserable, dour and pathetic we are becoming as a nation.
No one in their right mind could have taken those comments seriously - but several thousand miserable, numb nuts clearly did.
In shock news jeremy clarkson is an arse
Quote by Ben_Minx
In shock news jeremy clarkson is an arse

What, like this?
Quote by Ben_Minx
In shock news jeremy clarkson is an arse

rotflmao
And back in the real world normal people are like, meh. Still, I'd hang the fucker. Preferably after a prolonged state-sponsored show trial paid for out of the same publicly funded Licence Fee that pays him to spout such dross. We on the Left know how to deal with his sort. Oh yes!
Neil x x x ;)
Quote by Bluefish2009
In shock news jeremy clarkson is an arse

What, like this?

Now THAT'S an arse! :eeek:
Back on topic, surely no-one could have taken his comments seriously?
Quote by Max777
Back on topic, surely no-one could have taken his comments seriously?

No, of coarse not
Quote by Bluefish2009
Satire/joke or a step too far?


I think its a great joke, i know, lets take jeremy clarkson outside and shoot him in front of his family lol
The man has always been a total dick,as well as an arse.
Quote by Max777
surely no-one could have taken his comments seriously?

yes max it seams there are 5000+ of the idiots who have money to waste by spending it on complaining.loon
i am aware that he can be a bit of an arse as someone has alredy stated but he is a harmless arse. what is wrong with the peeple of this country where they find something so silly so offensive fgs? peeple who actauly thought it was offensive need to go and get a great big fecking humour transplant for xmas!
soon you will not be able to say anything to anyone for fear of upsetting anything or anyone. free speech?? where would that be exactly?? :twisted:
Staggers, almost ashamed to admit it took me a minute. (((( Okay, okay, I admit . . . I cut and pasted at least one filename for context before the penny dropped. <<< Not that it chuffin' helped? >>> Hey, it's been a long day! rolleyes )))
Yeah, like I said, it's all gravy.
N x x x ;)
:doh:
I get it now
<< crap at Pictogram or whatever that games called redface
oh i get it!!! politically correct humour looks like society has indeed come a long way loon
its great the more they show it on tv the funnier it gets
Quote by Lizaleanrob
oh i get it!!! politically correct humour looks like society has indeed come a long way loon
its great the more they show it on tv the funnier it gets

i get it rob but is it reely the case? i meen is it reely?
if he had said this about say motorists i wonder if the peeple from was it the unison union ? that woman who thought it was the worst thing she had ever heard and he should be sacked. she should get out a bit more as she would find humour everywhere, would have said about it? but because he was talking about there brothers and sisters well not on is it?
i found it very funny as that is what is was ment to be funny. but after only just over a million went on strike insted of the much higher amounts the unions wanted, as the majority of strikers went xmas shopping aparently lol
i find it a bit funny that a bigger share of the unions even bothered not to vote. then out of that amount the unions got it passed for a strike and then only just over a million bothered? hardly the next union uprising reely is it? i wonder if that is why so many of the union activists got the hump over clarksons comment dunno
being in a union is obviusly not very funny anyway nowdays. all those weekly subs for not a lot in return :lol: my pension is actually worth 450 pounds a yeer after paying into it for seven yeers, the same pension would have got me much much more in the public sector. that aint it?
what is rather funny is what i read this milliband you know labours leeder :lol: ranted that clarkson had been " disgraceful and disgusting " then made an idiot of himself by admitting that he had not even seen the broadcast. :lol:
silly ed. " he should be taken out and er beaten with collected works of karl marx "
rotflmao:rotflmao:
well firstly...can't see why shooting someone infront of their family is funny !!
In the end its typical Clarkson....pre-planned comment to get publicity. He is just plain ignorant.
Just like when the Johnathon Ross comments were broadcast, just silly ramblings from a silly person, who is in need of his profile being raised with a little controversey !
Seems like it worked !!!
Ed Miliband only says what his paymasters, the Trades Unions, tell him what to say. I'm not even sure that there is a brain in that odd looking head of his; perhaps its just a zombie MP3 player with 2 radio buttons surrounded by black neoprene cushions on the front and eerie looking speakers on the side. I think the nose structure acts like the Bose® wave speaker system and the mouth is for putting CD's in.
You know, I heard a rather interesting comment yesterday.
In the form of a question, the commentator asked who pays for the Police presence at football stadia? The football clubs of course was the immediate answer.
In that case, why can't the Trades Unions pay the massive Police bill for policing the pensions demonstrations?
Might focus them a bit more on the use of their funds....
BTW, hasn't Clarkson got a book out just of late? He's been watching Michael O'Leary's brilliant but extra-ordinary marketing for Ryanair - suggesting that they ask people to pay 1€ to use the toilet (last years marketing) and this year that they will remove the toilets all together to put in extra seats as so many complained about the extra cost! Saves Ryanair a fortune on prime time advertising.
Clarkson must be laughing all the way to the bank.
Complaints over Clarkson strike comments reach 21,000
* "I think they (the strikes) have been fantastic. Absolutely. London today has just been empty. Everybody stayed at home, you can whizz about, restaurants are empty," he said.
* "It's also like being back in the 70s. It makes me feel at home somehow," said the Top Gear presenter, before adding: "But we have to balance this though, because this is the BBC" and went on: "Frankly, I'd have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean, how dare they go on strike when they have these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed while the rest of us have to work for a living?"
* When the presenters pointed out that these were Clarkson's personal views, he said: "They're not. I've just given two views for you."

Quote by starlightcouple
oh i get it!!! politically correct humour looks like society has indeed come a long way loon
its great the more they show it on tv the funnier it gets

i get it rob but is it reely the case? i meen is it reely?
if he had said this about say motorists i wonder if the peeple from was it the unison union ? that woman who thought it was the worst thing she had ever heard and he should be sacked. she should get out a bit more as she would find humour everywhere, would have said about it? but because he was talking about there brothers and sisters well not on is it?
i found it very funny as that is what is was ment to be funny. but after only just over a million went on strike insted of the much higher amounts the unions wanted, as the majority of strikers went xmas shopping aparently lol
i find it a bit funny that a bigger share of the unions even bothered not to vote. then out of that amount the unions got it passed for a strike and then only just over a million bothered? hardly the next union uprising reely is it? i wonder if that is why so many of the union activists got the hump over clarksons comment dunno
being in a union is obviusly not very funny anyway nowdays. all those weekly subs for not a lot in return :lol: my pension is actually worth 450 pounds a yeer after paying into it for seven yeers, the same pension would have got me much much more in the public sector. that aint it?
what is rather funny is what i read this milliband you know labours leeder :lol: ranted that clarkson had been " disgraceful and disgusting " then made an idiot of himself by admitting that he had not even seen the broadcast. :lol:
silly ed. " he should be taken out and er beaten with collected works of karl marx "
rotflmao:rotflmao:
Good old "red ed"
Quote by deancannock
well firstly...can't see why shooting someone infront of their family is funny !!

that is the whole point which has obviusly gone way way over your it was a joke. a joke about anything is always not funny to a few.i bet you are a bundle of laughs on new yeers eve dean lol that was a joke. did you get it?
Quote by deancannock
In the end its typical Clarkson....pre-planned comment to get publicity. He is just plain ignorant.

yes it was pre planned but look like the producers of the one show were in on it as well. they thought it was funny to.
still cannot please all of the peeple etc. how much did the phone call cost to complain dean? that was a joke to. you see jokes are sometimes funny and sometimes they are not. does not mean that peeple have to run to there phones does it? what a sad bunch some peeple are.
what a sad world we live in where peeple are so out of tune with things now. dont ever go and see the likes of jim davidson or someone similar dean, you would be spitting feathers.
Quote by starlightcouple
well firstly...can't see why shooting someone infront of their family is funny !!

that is the whole point which has obviusly gone way way over your it was a joke. a joke about anything is always not funny to a few.i bet you are a bundle of laughs on new yeers eve dean lol that was a joke. did you get it?
Quote by deancannock
In the end its typical Clarkson....pre-planned comment to get publicity. He is just plain ignorant.

yes it was pre planned but look like the producers of the one show were in on it as well. they thought it was funny to.
still cannot please all of the peeple etc. how much did the phone call cost to complain dean? that was a joke to. you see jokes are sometimes funny and sometimes they are not. does not mean that peeple have to run to there phones does it? what a sad bunch some peeple are.
what a sad world we live in where peeple are so out of tune with things now. dont ever go and see the likes of jim davidson or someone similar dean, you would be spitting feathers.
If you find the thought of someone shooting your family infront of you funny...then good on you...each to their own.
I don't !!
When, as a young working adult, I moved from ooop norf to the Midlands, I observed very quickly that Midlanders had a very difficult time understanding any form of humour.
Dean's post has just reminded me of that.
Nothing seems to have changed there since the early 1970's :lol2:
Quote by GnV
When, as a young working adult, I moved from ooop norf to the Midlands, I observed very quickly that Midlanders had a very difficult time understanding any form of humour.
Dean's post has just reminded me of that.
Nothing seems to have changed there since the early 1970's :lol2:

Spooky, maybe that is the ones Clarkson has upset
"It's also like being back in the 70s. It makes me feel at home somehow," Clarkson said
Perhaps those that did not find it funny are too low down in the hierarchy to risk finding it funny?
Displaying humour means taking control of the situation from those higher up the hierarchy and this is risky for people of lower status, which before the 1960s meant women rarely made other people laugh - they couldn't afford to.

Or maybe its the North South divide the Gnv mentioned
Northern comedians don't try to be cleverer or smarter than us. Southern comics tell us how they got one over on someone, Northern comics tell us what a prat they made of themselves.
I wonder how many who have complained about Clarksons comments have also made comments about enjoying the day when Thatcher dies?
It is just a bandwagon that a number of people have jumped on. They are quick to register complaints about the comments of a person that people either say are from a buffoon or humourous, yet say nothing about things that are actually worthwhile?
And it goes to show what the priorities of this society are, that the discussion of Clarkson's comments has generated more column inches, Facebook posts and tweets than the success/failure of the strike itself.
I still don't get the picture thing. big glass cube - stop sign - pebbles - nope, no idea.
The Clarkson thing is two sided:
It was a crass, purely for effect, not in any way funny, thing to say. It doesn't qualify for joke, pun, knock-knock or any other recognised joke format. If carried out there would be an outcry. He sarted by saying how great it was (for him personally of course) and then says kill the strikers in front of their families.
On the other hand Clarkson is an ignorant, boring arse, so what would anyone expect?
I have to question the intelligence of the producer of the programme who seems to have invited the twit on specifically to comment on the subject and make a typical 'Clarkson Comment'.
What astonishes me is that anyone hadn't turned to another channel when he walked on.