..some ofmy underpanties have become, shall we say... a little tired.
The whites are no longer the "whiter than white" spoken of on the tele...
and beyond powders, gel tabs & liquid balls (?) how might I use temperature to to regain that 'nice fit' that I'm sure the undies used to have?
will a cold wash tighten things up?
Or should I boil 'em up and squeeze me in?
simple cotton garments being discussed here, Im not in the league of silk underpants... nor satin (not yet, nect mid-life crisis should see to that though.
lp
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so what would you recommend?
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Sex God
Boil them in Dulux white vinyl silk emulsion for one hour then place on body whilst still wet and lie down in front of a warm fire with a good book until all toasty and warm.
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LP
Chuck the old ones out, and go shopping and buy new ones, I am sure some of the girlies would be more than happy to go with you to assist. :P
Chuck the old ones out, and go shopping and buy new ones, I am sure some of the girlies would be more than happy to go with you to assist. :P
Sex God
Buy new ones.
Tired, saggy underpants are not very appealing.
Tired, saggy underpants are not very appealing.
Sex God
Dispense with them altogether they are a nut strangling tyranny.....but wash your trousers a little more often.
PVA glue (that stuff you used at school), rubbed over ye lower bits and bum and then buy some feathers from ermm (spar they may have some they have everything else!). Sprinkle the feathers all over and you will never have to worry bout your old undies ever again - honest trust me ;-).
Westgate.
Westgate.
Sex God
Get your ass up here and I'll take you shopping... on the condition that you start calling them something other than what you call them! :mrgreen:
Sex God
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..what?
"panties?"
lp
Cruel boy. :twisted:
