As per fun ad dirty chat here we go.......
Have you ever been stooped by the police either in a compromising situation or just generally
I have been interviewed in Berlin by German police
Stopped for being with someone who was thing to steal a pub sign (uni student)
Stopped for looking like I was trying to steal a car, I wasn't I was waiting for friend to arrive
All have been fully dressed.
Was stopped once when dogging and asked if I was OK. I said yes and the police just shrugged and left.
Jolly decent of them, I thought :-)
when i use to road test new or prototype motorbike for suzuki and now honda i use to get stopped all the time.
questions would be:
1. reason for stopping you today is your a bit short for the size of the motorbike so we just want to check your details.
my reply to first question.
officer can i please have your number so i can report you for making a inappropriate remark about my build to which i find offensive and unnecessary.
you tell me why your vehicle has no headlight and is on trade plates.
answer. because it is daylight and under the law i can legally ride a motorbike on the road as long as weather conditions are clear. as the bike is not yet released it uses factory plates.
3. wow can i take a picture as ive hear about this bike but never actually seen one on the road.
answer . certainly. and while your doing that i will sit in your police car with your colleage and make a formal complaint on the phone directly to your superior and then to the ipcc as clearly you have nothing better to do and are a wasting tax payers money.
and what really pisses the police off is when i point out i have a forward and rear facing camera on my crash helmet and one on the rear of the bike which has recorded everything and can be used has evidence.
is an offense to record an officer going about his/her duty so i must ask you to stop recording and hand over the equipment or we will take the vehicle.
answer. not when your wasting my time officer and making remarks which are questionable and can be used as evidence as a crime has now been committed.
but ive taken your number now so if for any reason you stop me again without reason i will instruct legal council to seek damages against your service for harassment and the stress it has caused.
at this point usually i am warned about keeping my speed down or some other rubbish and let go for them to folow me for about 5 miles.
not all police are like this but some think they can do as they please.
I once got flagged down by two Community Police Officers (they were walking, I was driving) and the officious one said something like "I'm sure you know why I've stopped you madam"
"Ummm no... I genuinely have no idea!"
He made me get out of the car and walk up to the top of the street I'd just turned left into. As we were walking up to the sign it dawned on me what his problem was and I started to giggle inside...
"What does that sign mean?" he asked me
"It means no entry officer, but the one underneath does say "except for access" - and I live down here. You can come and watch me put my key in my door if you like?"
Cue a very red faced uniformed man, babbling excuses about having to check because lots of people use this street as a cut through (the direction I'd come from meant that it wasn't any kind of short cut to anywhere, but I resisted the urge to point that out to him)
:giggle:
The only other time I can think of, I wasn't actually stopped.... but I'd gone to meet someone for a bit of dogging - wearing a very tight PVC dress and thigh boots! I was sitting in the car park waiting for my fellow perv when a police car pulled in :shock:
Luckily they just did a quick circuit of the car park and then drove out again, but that was a very tense couple of minutes while I imagined all the scenarios of what could have happened if they'd been a few minutes later!!
I have been stopped by airport security a few times
- euro04....got stopped as someone that had the same name as me was on a banning order....it was a tense wait till they sorted our that I was a non hooligan
- Spain...left passport on plane had to get escorted around Barcelona airport till my passport was handed in.
- Spain....try to take a a blow up doll and metal fluffy pink handcuffs in hand luggage....it was for a stag party. Ummmmm the Spanish security were not happy.
-Luton...my ipad got tested for chemicals and it came up....I dunnow where the chemicals came from. Tense few mins when trying to work out what had to bed done.
We love a bit of outdoors fun and frolics and have met the police on a few occasions, luckily one was just after I had climbed off the bonnet after being well and truly...well you know, and the most memorable meeting was in a car park with several other cars in it with dodgy looking characters when the community police pulled in, they went round to all the cars with men in but somehow seemed more focused on the two of us, questioning us on why we were there and that quite a few cars had been broken into on that particular car park etc, at which point my partner called them a few choice names for bothering us and told them precicely where they should go.
he was very nice about the whole thing and rather than leaving me stranded without my car he said he'd give me a lift to where I was going (although he disappointingly wouldn't put the blue lights on for the ride) as we were driving along I realised I didn't have my seat belt on so had to try and surreptitiously put it on with out him noticing so he didn't try and do me for that as well 
