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Sexlightened
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devil..................................You have made my day !!!!!!!!!!!! my bum has shrunk!
Oh mind you !!!!!!! I hope they are not going back on the poles for you window..
Somehow I think you wouls have more problems than the size of your bum if it looked like that!!!!
There's only a few brown marks on them, so they'll be fine back up at the window :P
Sex God
You guys have had me in fits all weekend well done
Sex God
can you tell the difference?????
Sexlightened
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can you tell the difference?????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/118753610541442028eee6d.jpg
Wondered how long it would take you.....
Sex God
Excellent wbb hun
Sex God
well fruity1976. in some circles Mr Davej Sir ((( you do well to be crawling up his arse, just make sure you open the window first! ))) is referred to as Comedy Dave. allegedly. think it's a load of bollox meself cos he ain't really that funny IRL! it's all a front you know!
and Warwick? nice of you to finally drag your arse into this bleedin' thread an' all. where the hell you been then?
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
now look warwick!
i can't be expected to remember every bloody thread i read can i now? but now you mention it i have a vague recollection of summat along those lines! ((( IT WAS A BLEEDIN' JOKE FFS! don't you start i've had enough of that easy! )))
and stop hijacking this thread.
neil x x x ;-)
i can't be expected to remember every bloody thread i read can i now? but now you mention it i have a vague recollection of summat along those lines! ((( IT WAS A BLEEDIN' JOKE FFS! don't you start i've had enough of that easy! )))
and stop hijacking this thread.
neil x x x ;-)
Sex God
Now look here you two......warwick and neil I think are your names....
I'm bloody surrounded by poxy marbles trying to work out how to do a cheap warwick.....
.I've got bloody Bertie Bassetts finest, stuck to my face with Prit stick for my mike north, except the fLuckin dog keeps jumping up at me to get em off and has already caught my top lip.....
To add to the confusion here I've got the smallest of thongs on for my Myra impression, which is biting into me something wicked and am currently working out how to toast my arse to get thaty little bit of reddening which aint easy seeing as the only heat source I can find is one of those little two bar electric bathroom heaters bolted to the wall 6 feet up...and I've already stood on the fLuckin marbles trying to get to it.
I'm still suffering breathlessness at jumping up and down for my Dawn bouncy boobs thing, which came out crap cos I wasn't still enough to get a good shot....
.......Christ knows what my secretary thought this morning when she brought in my tea and digestive to find me kneeling on the top platform, of some steps with me arse 6 inches away from a radiant heater!! thank god she is discrete
All of this on top of last nights disasters, when I was half way up a ladder to do my Jags avatar which needed to be shot from below to get that 'up the skirt' look.....dressed in a blue towel for my hair and a very short skirt....raised me poxy right leg to get the pose right, which promptly made the ladder slide across the wall depositing me into the bush that was used for Dave_notts...
thats not to mention the trouble me and mrs davej got into on the roadworks at Clackets Lane on the M25, trying to re-enact the RSAB2 bloody avatar ...we would have been arrested if the police had caught us, but luckily I am a member of the AA and 'a very nice man' managed to seperate us with a tyre lever and some WD40 oil.
....then I come in here and find you two ...snipping ....yers I tell you ...snipping.... get the fLuck outa here now !!!!!
I'm bloody surrounded by poxy marbles trying to work out how to do a cheap warwick.....
.I've got bloody Bertie Bassetts finest, stuck to my face with Prit stick for my mike north, except the fLuckin dog keeps jumping up at me to get em off and has already caught my top lip.....
To add to the confusion here I've got the smallest of thongs on for my Myra impression, which is biting into me something wicked and am currently working out how to toast my arse to get thaty little bit of reddening which aint easy seeing as the only heat source I can find is one of those little two bar electric bathroom heaters bolted to the wall 6 feet up...and I've already stood on the fLuckin marbles trying to get to it.
I'm still suffering breathlessness at jumping up and down for my Dawn bouncy boobs thing, which came out crap cos I wasn't still enough to get a good shot....
.......Christ knows what my secretary thought this morning when she brought in my tea and digestive to find me kneeling on the top platform, of some steps with me arse 6 inches away from a radiant heater!! thank god she is discrete
All of this on top of last nights disasters, when I was half way up a ladder to do my Jags avatar which needed to be shot from below to get that 'up the skirt' look.....dressed in a blue towel for my hair and a very short skirt....raised me poxy right leg to get the pose right, which promptly made the ladder slide across the wall depositing me into the bush that was used for Dave_notts...
thats not to mention the trouble me and mrs davej got into on the roadworks at Clackets Lane on the M25, trying to re-enact the RSAB2 bloody avatar ...we would have been arrested if the police had caught us, but luckily I am a member of the AA and 'a very nice man' managed to seperate us with a tyre lever and some WD40 oil.
....then I come in here and find you two ...snipping ....yers I tell you ...snipping.... get the fLuck outa here now !!!!!
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To add to the confusion here I've got the smallest of thongs on for my Myra impression, which is biting into me something wicked and am currently working out how to toast my arse to get thaty little bit of reddening which aint easy seeing as the only heat source I can find is one of those little two bar electric bathroom heaters
.......Christ knows what my secretary thought this morning when she brought in my tea and digestive to find me kneeling on the top platform, of some steps with me arse 6 inches away from a radiant heater!! thank god she is discrete
DaveJ, you might be able to re-create the reddening of Marya's arse this way, however you'll probably find it much easier to achieve it in the same way that she did.... I suggest you get your secretary to give you a damned good spanking
Quote by celticq
I know its a bit out of focus but the smoke detector went off and then the whole place started filling up - I never really liked those curtains anyway :shock:
CQ Wet Weather Kitchen Worktop Mister_Discreet
You have no idea how long and hard I laughed at that!
Of course there is only 1 way I could possibly respond...
Sex God
Quote by davej
Now look here you two......warwick and neil I think are your names....
I'm bloody surrounded by poxy marbles trying to work out how to do a cheap warwick.....
.I've got bloody Bertie Bassetts finest, stuck to my face with Prit stick for my mike north, except the fLuckin dog keeps jumping up at me to get em off and has already caught my top lip.....
To add to the confusion here I've got the smallest of thongs on for my Myra impression, which is biting into me something wicked and am currently working out how to toast my arse to get thaty little bit of reddening which aint easy seeing as the only heat source I can find is one of those little two bar electric bathroom heaters bolted to the wall 6 feet up...and I've already stood on the fLuckin marbles trying to get to it.
I'm still suffering breathlessness at jumping up and down for my Dawn bouncy boobs thing, which came out crap cos I wasn't still enough to get a good shot....
.......Christ knows what my secretary thought this morning when she brought in my tea and digestive to find me kneeling on the top platform, of some steps with me arse 6 inches away from a radiant heater!! thank god she is discrete
All of this on top of last nights disasters, when I was half way up a ladder to do my Jags avatar which needed to be shot from below to get that 'up the skirt' look.....dressed in a blue towel for my hair and a very short skirt....raised me poxy right leg to get the pose right, which promptly made the ladder slide across the wall depositing me into the bush that was used for Dave_notts...
thats not to mention the trouble me and mrs davej got into on the roadworks at Clackets Lane on the M25, trying to re-enact the RSAB2 bloody avatar ...we would have been arrested if the police had caught us, but luckily I am a member of the AA and 'a very nice man' managed to seperate us with a tyre lever and some WD40 oil.
....then I come in here and find you two ...snipping ....yers I tell you ...snipping.... get the fLuck outa here now !!!!!
Quote by Lucifer
DaveJ, you might be able to re-create the reddening of Marya's arse this way, however you'll probably find it much easier to achieve it in the same way that she did.... I suggest you get your secretary to give you a damned good spanking
Bluddy good point Lucifer. I'd bet either your secratary OR Mrs Davej would be more than happy to help you out here. (in fact I'll bet the realp problem you'll have is getting them to stop)
We've got a problem now though. What the hell do we follow this thread with?
Can we get any funnier than this?
Sex God
Oh no you've started me off again
I am so wishing I wasn't at work so I could get some more done, but as usual I'm stuck in a hotel all week away from home.
bloody marvellous stuff ...........thousand and one things you can do with a spud, cats that won't start and Scotland the brave
I am so wishing I wasn't at work so I could get some more done, but as usual I'm stuck in a hotel all week away from home.
bloody marvellous stuff ...........thousand and one things you can do with a spud, cats that won't start and Scotland the brave
Sex God
the REAL yin yang
sorry.. i couldnt resist taking a bite out of one of the pringles!!!!
sorry.. i couldnt resist taking a bite out of one of the pringles!!!!
