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Quote by sheddy
with the user name Titfucker :shock: :shock: , mmm you got more than one acount then Sarge lol :lol: :lol:

If I did have I wouldn't pick a name like Titfucker!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
with the user name Titfucker :shock: :shock: , mmm you got more than one acount then Sarge lol :lol: :lol:

If I did have I wouldn't pick a name like Titfucker!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Well if it's not you who or in fact where is he ? I need to know............... I'm going to launch a tit fucker hunt, do you know tit fucker, have you seen him, has he fooked any tit lately, all these questions need to be asked and answered :shock: confused :? :? :lol:
Quote by sheddy
Well if it's not you who or in fact where is he ? I need to know............... I'm going to launch a tit fucker hunt, do you know tit fucker, have you seen him, has he fooked any tit lately, all these questions need to be asked and answered :shock: confused :? :? lol

I don't know titfucker but I do have tits if thats close enough dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I don't know titfucker but I do have tits if thats close enough dunno

so do i if it helps any.........but there not really big enough to fuck so i don't think i know him.... wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I don't know titfucker but I do have tits if thats close enough dunno

Well I only have your word for it..........have these aleged tits been veryfied ? and if not can I volentere innocent bolt
Quote by sheddy
Well if it's not you who or in fact where is he ? I need to know............... I'm going to launch a tit fucker hunt, do you know tit fucker, have you seen him, has he fooked any tit lately, all these questions need to be asked and answered :shock: confused :? :? lol

He was last on line 338 weeks ago!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=389
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well if it's not you who or in fact where is he ? I need to know............... I'm going to launch a tit fucker hunt, do you know tit fucker, have you seen him, has he fooked any tit lately, all these questions need to be asked and answered :shock: confused :? :? lol

He was last on line 338 weeks ago!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=389
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
yes I clicked redface
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well if it's not you who or in fact where is he ? I need to know............... I'm going to launch a tit fucker hunt, do you know tit fucker, have you seen him, has he fooked any tit lately, all these questions need to be asked and answered :shock: confused :? :? lol

He was last on line 338 weeks ago!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=389
So we can safely say titfucker hasn't been fookin many tits of late :lol: :lol: :lol:
More importantly that user name.....................why dunno apart from the obvious reason that is that he likes to er fook tits :? :? :shock:
2 yrs.. and one locked thread.. (Infact it may be two)...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79285.html?highlight=
Quote by the_magik_s
2 yrs.. and one locked thread.. (Infact it may be two)...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79285.html?highlight=

lol well come to the club, it took me 3000 od posts 2 user names and 1 broken mobile confused before I was let in to the thread that was ironically started to keep me out :lol: :lol:
Quote by sheddy
2 yrs.. and one locked thread.. (Infact it may be two)...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79285.html?highlight=

lol well come to the club, it took me 3000 od posts 2 user names and 1 broken mobile confused before I was let in to the thread that was ironically started to keep me out :lol: :lol:
rotflmao A conspiracy?!!.. ha ha... aint paranoia a bitch!. haa haaa!!
oooooooo I'm in too.
Not sure why it was locked - but I'm sure there was a good reason!
I'll have to ask Little Big Weapon later!
we....there is no link to my thread..as it was not just locked....but was removed from the
history .....it was ofcause the famour..or maybe infamous...
"over the chase " thread on the dogging section...
Please Mr Bilko as I am wel aware you can remember this , can I please have verification that I am indeed allowed here !!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79347.html
I think the allows me to join the Elite LTC? biggrin
xxx
Quote by deancannock
we....there is no link to my thread..as it was not just locked....but was removed from the
history .....it was ofcause the famour..or maybe infamous...
"over the chase " thread on the dogging section...
Please Mr Bilko as I am wel aware you can remember this , can I please have verification that I am indeed allowed here !!!

I don't know what you're talking about!! confused :? :? :? :? :? :?
innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
I've just re read this thread and it still has me in stitches now lol :lol: But I thought I'd point out to those that may not have seen it before what it's all about........ 3 or 4 months ago there was a user around the cafe by the name mik65 or something like that and he got in a big strop one day because he had never had a thread locked after Bulko had told someone that you need a lock before you are one of the crowd confused :? So the quest was launched for mik63's locked thread but alas I don't think it was a fruitfull one. However he tried to join in the fun in the Locked Thread Club but chief of security the Sarge, good to his word (and obviuosly with far too much time on his hands) deleted every post poor old mik62 made along with others who tried to sneak in. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That Mik was a right knob though wasn't he???? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
Can i be a member of the LTC as I had a deleted thread?
If i cant then I think we should also have a DTC lol
Quote by Kiss_Me
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79347.html
I think the allows me to join the Elite LTC? biggrin
xxx

Please let me stay... I'm really in the mood to visit that massage parlour! :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
That Mik was a right knob though wasn't he???? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink

I thought he was rather cute :twisted:
wink
Sgt, given that the ammount of locked threads could point to some form of Seniority could you come up with who is the most senior. confused:
A "Seniority Roll" is needed lol
Pte (acting rank) Phredd
Hey - I have another locked one - can I earn clubcard points? rotflmao
It's just no challenge these days rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
It's just no challenge these days rolleyes

I know!
Mind you I did thing my 'Scary' thread had the potential for some well needed ongoing humour! - We could have played hide and Seek, or Gropes in the Dark.
Plus I just found out I was in a 4Some with Dammie, sarah and HLB!!!!!
I'm going to go in the corner and sulk now!
Quote by Alexandra
Plus I just found out I was in a 4Some with Dammie, sarah and HLB!!!!!
I'm going to go in the corner and sulk now!

I'd love to join you in the corner, Alex - but I'm a "quivering" too much to move from my chair at the mere thought if it all :grin:
Quote by dambuster

Plus I just found out I was in a 4Some with Dammie, sarah and HLB!!!!!
I'm going to go in the corner and sulk now!

I'd love to join you in the corner, Alex - but I'm a "quivering" too much to move from my chair at the mere thought if it all :grin:
Shame Admin locked that thread!
That could have been a giggle.
Quote by Alexandra
Shame Admin locked that thread!

You should take it personally mad - they didn't lock the one about the site being back online or the post opening slow - so why yours? :confused: dunno
Are they trying to tell you something? wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by PoloLady

Shame Admin locked that thread!

You should take it personally mad - they didn't lock the one about the site being back online or the post opening slow - so why yours? :confused: dunno
Are they trying to tell you something? wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Trouble maker!!!! :wink:
Mind you - I was thinking the same thing :shock:
Quote by Alexandra
Trouble maker!!!! wink

Me? Never! - I am just an unbias observer of life rolleyes lol :lol: :lol: