The LTC (Locked Thread Club)

20 Feb 2007

Quote by keeno
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91144.html?highlight=
Just wanted to add a thread title of a thread that would get locked
"GAY SEX SPLITS BISHOPS"

That was a crappy lock Keeno - but it was enough!!
Welcome aboard! drinkies

I agree it was a crappy post but on the other hand this kind of thing doesn't happen very often down here and I just wanted to share the news of a town in celebration biggrin

But being a Man United fan it was Extra Crappy for me!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol:

20 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
I would probably be a member if I allowed the wine to post! been plenty of times after a few glasses of the old stuff that I've thought about threads, good job I leave them at the thought process :happy:

Well done you - wish more would stop posting when wearing beer goggles!
kiss

20 Feb 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91144.html?highlight=
Just wanted to add a thread title of a thread that would get locked
"GAY SEX SPLITS BISHOPS"

That was a crappy lock Keeno - but it was enough!!
Welcome aboard! drinkies

I agree it was a crappy post but on the other hand this kind of thing doesn't happen very often down here and I just wanted to share the news of a town in celebration biggrin

But being a Man United fan it was Extra Crappy for me!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol:
At least it had noveltiy value for you :D

3 Apr 2007

Hey Goram1979 wave

Get yer backside in here and collect your certificate and medal :lol2:
kiss

to a decent guy who just sent me a nice PM after I locked his thread ........... and now I feel guilty! :lol2:

3 Apr 2007

Same goes to jaymar why you not joined yet confused

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3 Apr 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Same goes to jaymar why you not joined yet :

Ah yes.. I kept meaning to add myself! thanks UK...
wave

Yes I became a member last week! :cheers:

3 Apr 2007

heres jaymars link :
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/129851.html?highlight=locked

21 Oct 2007

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Can I join again please ??
here

21 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Can I join again please ??
here

Not that it is my decision you understand. But I am sure that if Mal were to have locked the thread you could be accused of nepotism.. and isn't that against the rules of the LTC ? wink

goodness me you are just asking for cries of favouritism. rolleyes

splendid

21 Oct 2007

We really should have a "locked-thread" reprobates get together.
I'll do the disco -
anything by Alicia Keys
Jailhouse Rock
Kiss me Goodnight Sgt Major
Soft Cell
bolt

Proud to be a member of the LTC lol

21 Oct 2007

well....as my christamas thread was locked.....maybe if we all start talking ion here about christmas..then this will have to be locked... that would be fun a locked thread about locked threads !!
Right so who ahs got their decorations up?....
who has got the turkey in the frezer?...

21 Oct 2007

Quote by deancannock
well....as my christamas thread was locked.....maybe if we all start talking ion here about christmas..then this will have to be locked... that would be fun a locked thread about locked threads !!
Right so who ahs got their decorations up?....
who has got the turkey in the frezer?...

I have bought quite a few Christmas presents so far!

21 Oct 2007

64 days to xmas :twisted:

23 Jan 2008

woo hoo, it appears that I'm now a fully fledged member of the LTC (though heaven knows why!!) lol

:lol: :lol:
oh and heres my proof, just before I am turfed out for being one of the great unlocked!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/245711.html
do I get a prize or some sort of financila or precious metal laden remuneration at all??

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
woo hoo, it appears that I'm now a fully fledged member of the LTC (though heaven knows why!!) :lol: :lol:
oh and heres my proof, just before I am turfed out for being one of the great unlocked!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/245711.html
do I get a prize or some sort of financila or precious metal laden remuneration at all??

Mmmmmmmmmmmm???
Congratulations on being part of the LTC, but I can't for the life of me figure out why your thread was locked.
I think this is a job for the Mitchell Brothers!
rotflmao

23 Jan 2008

Joke threads such as yours are locked as they don't generate comment and to be perfectly honest, if you google 'jokes' you will get millions and millions and millions (181 million actually!). We don't mind you posting them, but we don't want everyone to fill up the forums with jokes lifted from elsewhere on t'internet. We know where they are if we need cheering up.
Anyway, the funniest things to post are normally what has really happened to you!! lol

Mal

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
woo hoo, it appears that I'm now a fully fledged member of the LTC (though heaven knows why!!) :lol: :lol:
oh and heres my proof, just before I am turfed out for being one of the great unlocked!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/245711.html
do I get a prize or some sort of financila or precious metal laden remuneration at all??

Only if I get a prize for telling ya! :lol:

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Mal
Joke threads such as yours are locked as they don't generate comment and to be perfectly honest, if you google 'jokes' you will get millions and millions and millions (181 million actually!). We don't mind you posting them, but we don't want everyone to fill up the forums with jokes lifted from elsewhere on t'internet. We know where they are if we need cheering up.
Anyway, the funniest things to post are normally what has really happened to you!!
Mal

aaaaaahhhhhh the fog lifts....'mercy bucket' Mal (see I am multi-lingual as well....and no, that doesn mean I have more than one tongue :wink: :lol: )
Thanks for clearing that mystery up....a la Hercules Poirot!!

23 Jan 2008

I think we should have a locked thread club social! There must be a lot of us by now lol

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
woo hoo, it appears that I'm now a fully fledged member of the LTC (though heaven knows why!!) :lol: :lol:
oh and heres my proof, just before I am turfed out for being one of the great unlocked!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/245711.html
do I get a prize or some sort of financila or precious metal laden remuneration at all??

Congratulations, and welcome to the LTC confused

:? :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I think we should have a locked thread club social! There must be a lot of us by now

I think the O2 Arena is fully booked at the moment!! :shock:
Mal
wink

23 Jan 2008

Can I reaffirm my membership please?? lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/203572.html
:beer:

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
Joke threads such as yours are locked as they don't generate comment and to be perfectly honest, if you google 'jokes' you will get millions and millions and millions (181 million actually!). We don't mind you posting them, but we don't want everyone to fill up the forums with jokes lifted from elsewhere on t'internet. We know where they are if we need cheering up.
Anyway, the funniest things to post are normally what has really happened to you!!
Mal

aaaaaahhhhhh the fog lifts....'mercy bucket' Mal (see I am multi-lingual as well....and no, that doesn mean I have more than one tongue:wink: :lol: )
Thanks for clearing that mystery up....a la Hercules Poirot!!
Ooh I'm just imagining the possibilities :twisted:

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I think we should have a locked thread club social! There must be a lot of us by now

^this^ hard! rotflmao

<<<<<<<< i'd be there! ;)
yes! generation after generation of locked-threadees, standing shoulder to shoulder, getting really bleedin' rat-arsed, and reminiscing all misty-eyed about how they remember their first locked thread? smile

that would be piggin' ace! let's do it! :lol: ;)
having said all that . . . . i'm still fookin' bitter about it, and i don't think it was deserved! *sniffs* evil

neil x x x ;)

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Sarah
Can I reaffirm my membership please??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/203572.html
:beer:

Show off!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

23 Jan 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Can I reaffirm my membership please??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/203572.html
:beer:

Show off!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

ahh im not sure this counts really sounds like thread abuse, maybe this thread should be locked :shock: bolt

:giggle:

26 May 2008

Yippee! Im part of the club!!!!!!!! please bring this back to life!!!!!

Quote by flower411
As Misskitty_2008 seems to making herself at home in the forums, I thought it might be time to resurrect this

27 May 2008

Quote by Misskitty_2008
Yippee! Im part of the club!!!!!!!! please bring this back to life!!!!!
As Misskitty_2008 seems to making herself at home in the forums, I thought it might be time to resurrect this

All you need to do Misskitty is to provide a link to the thread you have had locked, and then you are a member of the Club!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

27 May 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Yippee! Im part of the club!!!!!!!! please bring this back to life!!!!!
As Misskitty_2008 seems to making herself at home in the forums, I thought it might be time to resurrect this

All you need to do Misskitty is to provide a link to the thread you have had locked, and then you are a member of the Club!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/280879.html the said thread

27 May 2008

Thankyou Tanny kiss

:kiss:
Welcome aboard Misskitty, the bar is over there. Help yourself to nibbles!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: