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Thanks Tan... still trying to figure out how to cut and paste!!!!! ;D
Thanks for the invite to the bar... got any merlot?
Quote by TanKinky
Yippee! Im part of the club!!!!!!!! please bring this back to life!!!!!
As Misskitty_2008 seems to making herself at home in the forums, I thought it might be time to resurrect this lol

All you need to do Misskitty is to provide a link to the thread you have had locked, and then you are a member of the Club!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/280879.html the said thread
You just highlight the address bar at the top of the thread you want the link to, right click to copy then paste it into your reply kiss
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Thanks Tan... still trying to figure out how to cut and paste!!!!! ;D
Thanks for the invite to the bar... got any merlot?
Yippee! Im part of the club!!!!!!!! please bring this back to life!!!!!
As Misskitty_2008 seems to making herself at home in the forums, I thought it might be time to resurrect this lol

All you need to do Misskitty is to provide a link to the thread you have had locked, and then you are a member of the Club!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/280879.html the said thread
redface I'm a fully paid up member of this club.
Not only attacked by the swinging facists but invited to find another club by a bloke who has an arse as his picture id.
I will carry on undeterred though and post as the mood takes me.
Quote by bigbuns2
redface I'm a fully paid up member of this club.
Not only attacked by the swinging facists but invited to find another club by a bloke who has an arse as his picture id.
I will carry on undeterred though and post as the mood takes me.

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/280771.html
You weren't attacked. You asked for opinions and you got them. If you only want to hear the ones you like the sound of, you're in the wrong place confused
Oh, and calling whole swathes of the site 'losers or liars' is not really accurate or conducive to getting anyone to meet you.
Lots of people have their arse as their avatar - if you're referring to the one I think you are, he's a mod.
I think u r right about closed minds freckled hence the padlock.
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I think u r right about closed minds freckled hence the padlock.

I said nothing about closed minds. The padlock was because you reacted badly to the opinions you asked for. confused
I think the majority of rational people would react to generalised opinions about married men and specific comments about the state of their marriage.
Quote by bigbuns2
I think the majority of rational people would react to generalised opinions about married men and specific comments about the state of their marriage.

You made generalisations about singles which do not apply to all singles on here, which nobody asked for.
You asked for opinions. You got them. If you don't like that, you shouldn't ask in the first place. Just don't bleat about it when you don't get the reaction you seek. rolleyes
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*gets popcorn*

No need, I think I'm wasting my breath so I'm going to find something interesting to do. Like have a ladywank. wink
Quote by Freckledbird
*gets popcorn*

No need, I think I'm wasting my breath so I'm going to find something interesting to do. Like have a ladywank. wink
Lol
have fun
There u r freckled bird i've got u so arroused u need a lady wank.
Now how many men can manage that?
Quote by bigbuns2
There u r freckled bird i've got u so arroused u need a lady wank.
Now how many men can manage that?

Strange creature you are
Quote by bigbuns2
There u r freckled bird i've got u so arroused u need a lady wank.
Now how many men can manage that?

:shock:
Quote by TanKinky

I thought that was a vomit emoticon until I quoted it! lol wink
Quote by Freckledbird


I thought that was a vomit emoticon until I quoted it! lol wink
It seemed apt :wink:
Oh, what jolly japes! :lol2:
I just wanted to come in & get all :smug: about the fact that I've only ever had one locked thread, and that was deliberate just to get in here! Not only that, but it was at a time when everyone was "key baiting" the Sarge trying to get their threads locked......and I got one :bounce:
What would happen, though if the "Locked Thread" thread got locked????
If the lockER became the lockEE.
hmmmmmm....
Would there be an anomaly in the space-time continuum?
Quote by Cherrytree
What would happen, though if the "Locked Thread" thread got locked????
If the lockER became the lockEE.
hmmmmmm....
Would there be an anomaly in the space-time continuum?

Well if there was the answer to solve it would be 42 :smug:
Quote by Cherrytree
What would happen, though if the "Locked Thread" thread got locked????
If the lockER became the lockEE.
hmmmmmm....
Would there be an anomaly in the space-time continuum?

:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
Quote by Cherrytree
What would happen, though if the "Locked Thread" thread got locked????
If the lockER became the lockEE.
hmmmmmm....
Would there be an anomaly in the space-time continuum?

Nope, but the swing-time continuum would be unbelievably fucked!
:shock: Where am I? rolleyes
Took me long enough to get in here and just as long finding this link! lol
well after months of trying to get here I am now here as a bit of a cheat really as I didnt get my thread locked but locked it got! :cry:
Which now means I can now be a member :happy: :happy:
You want the prove as way of entry? :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284241.html
I need a stiff one now!
Quote by flower411
:shock: Where am I? rolleyes
Took me long enough to get in here and just as long finding this link! lol
well after months of trying to get here I am now here as a bit of a cheat really as I didnt get my thread locked but locked it got! :cry:
Which now means I can now be a member :happy: :happy:
You want the prove as way of entry? :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284241.html
I need a stiff one now!

DELETE IT ... don`t let her in !!! she`ll start feeling like she belongs !!!
oi I have my slippers on and my feet on the sofa!
Nobody is going to kick me out now! whip
Quote by Theladyisaminx
:shock: Where am I? rolleyes
Took me long enough to get in here and just as long finding this link! lol
well after months of trying to get here I am now here as a bit of a cheat really as I didnt get my thread locked but locked it got! :cry:
Which now means I can now be a member :happy: :happy:
You want the prove as way of entry? :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284241.html
I need a stiff one now!

Welcome to the LTC Minxy :lol2:
Ps did ya get your stiff one??? :rascal:
:shock:
Sarge is offering stiff ones now??
:shock:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
:shock: Where am I? rolleyes
Took me long enough to get in here and just as long finding this link! lol
well after months of trying to get here I am now here as a bit of a cheat really as I didnt get my thread locked but locked it got! :cry:
Which now means I can now be a member :happy: :happy:
You want the prove as way of entry? :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284241.html
I need a stiff one now!

my apologies for breaking you in...am busy polishing my bronze medals from this club at the moment
bolt
I can't find mine.....prolly coz i asked an mod to remove it coz i was soooooooooo embarrassed redface at getting it locked for no reason...
Do u remember it mr Bilko????
lol
Quote by anais
:shock: Where am I? rolleyes
Took me long enough to get in here and just as long finding this link! lol
well after months of trying to get here I am now here as a bit of a cheat really as I didnt get my thread locked but locked it got! :cry:
Which now means I can now be a member :happy: :happy:
You want the prove as way of entry? :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284241.html
I need a stiff one now!

Welcome to the LTC Minxy :lol2:
Ps did ya get your stiff one??? :rascal:
No still waiting, The service here is rubbish :roll:
I think the one offering is on holiday dunno
I have one! :happy:
you can pin the membership badge through my left nipple.
cheers
lp
Me me me sarge I have a locked 1. May i join your club please?
:silly:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/219421.html