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Unknown User
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Who curdled the Baileys??????
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by blonde
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Italeo
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that's dedication to the members......
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Italeo
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that's dedication to the members......
Saw fecking hundreds of yours!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Right ........... but I am not techy enough to do the link thingie !! :cry:
Can I just have a brandy and coke and sit quietly in the corner ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Someone pull up a comfy chair for Pete he's had a stressfull ten minutes i'll bring you a JD over in a minute mate biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
rolleyes
wheres me JD ffs
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59034.html
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
rolleyes wheres me JD ffsl

Have one on me Pete!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
rolleyes
wheres me JD ffs
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59034.html

Here ya go mate i'd get your pipe and slippers but I think Bilko has them (there more his style) so just pull up a chair and FFS breath and chill out smile
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
rolleyes wheres me JD ffsl

Have one on me Pete!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sarge, I tell you, my sides are soooooooooooo sore, your a feckin classic m8, mrs P is still in tears here.
And u so owe me a JD when we finally meet :lol:
:thumbup:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by mik69
rolleyes
wheres me JD ffs
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/59034.html

Here ya go mate i'd get your pipe and slippers but I think Bilko has them (there more his style) so just pull up a chair and FFS breath and chill out smile
Pipe n Slippers :shock:
Listen whipersnapper, I'll give you a run for your money on the dance floor, never mind pipe n slippers, get the sounds on and lets ......................... partey :twisted: :P
Unknown User
Thats more like it Pete let your hair down (whats left of it) and grab somemore JD and possibly a lady if theres one knocking around
Italeo
Sexpert
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find a locked one of mine anywhere ............. but they used to get locked all the time by a certain Northern Lady with boots !!!
Please let me in ........... brandy and coke thanx :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have just checked through the first 100 pages of the Cafe (For Pete sw) and I saw one of your locked on page seventysomething!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that's dedication to the members......
Saw fecking hundreds of
yours!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Admit it - they relieve the boredom..... biggrin
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Burtman
Not fair......you didn't just lock mine Sarge you deleted it too so I can't prove my credentials.....does that mean I have to start a new thread for us poor dispossessed souls ???

Sorry - If you aint been locked you're not coming in!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by mik69
Thats more like it Pete let your hair down (whats left of it) and grab someones JD and possibly pololady if theres one knocking around

:shock: :shock: :shock:
now your in trouble :shock: bolt
Unknown User
You sod re edit that before she see's it she'll f'n eat me alive :shock:
Italeo
Sexpert
Quote by Pete_sw
Thats more like it Pete let your hair down (whats left of it) and grab someones JD and possibly pololady if theres one knocking around

:shock: :shock: :shock:
now your in trouble :shock: bolt
Just let in and starting fights already - can you un-lock Pete's post SB?
biggrin :D :D
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Italeo
Thats more like it Pete let your hair down (whats left of it) and grab someones JD and possibly pololady if theres one knocking around

:shock: :shock: :shock:
now your in trouble :shock: bolt
Just let in and starting fights already - can you un-lock Pete's post SB?
biggrin :D :D
Quote by mik69
You sod re edit that before she see's it she'll f'n eat me alive :shock:

:shock: what? he started it innocent dunno
Unknown User
Ah - at last.
A place I can call home .............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72976.html
Sarah
Sex God
Blonde
You have several pm's!!
I think you will find you are in this club!!
lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by mik69
..........and possibly a lady if theres one knocking around

On this site??? dunno
bolt :bolt: :bolt:
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Blonde
I think you will find you are in this club!!

:shock: Blonde's in the club ?????????????????????????????????????????
Does veg know ????????????????????
Tsk - at hisage too rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
..........and possibly a lady if theres one knocking around

On this site??? dunno
bolt :bolt: :bolt:

OI ! I heard that ! mad smackbottom :smackbottom:
Unknown User
Quote by mik69
You sod re edit that before she see's it she'll f'n eat me alive :shock:

Like i really want to put any part of your body in my mouth rolleyes
Not unless it is properly cooked anyway! lol
hisandhers
Sex God
I can join in here coz I've had loads locked but dunno how to put the threads on here. redface
Unknown User
Quote by hisandhers
I can join in here coz I've had loads locked but dunno how to put the threads on here. redface

find the thread you had locked and copy and paste the link to it in here. I'm sure Sarge will be most accomodating wink
Unknown User
Not sure who's handing out the memberships today as I think Sarge has gone AWOL to the munch but I'll sneak you in while he's not looking lol
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Blonde
You have several pm's!!
I think you will find you are in this club!!
lol

Sarah ............. I wuv you kiss thank you thank you thank you :kiss:
Quote by dambuster
:shock: Blonde's in the club ?????????????????????????????????????????
Does veg know ????????????????????
Tsk - at his age too rolleyes

Not that club !!!!!! smackbottom
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/50868.html
Thats it !!! ...................... I am in the club............. thanx Sarah kiss
Now I'll have a brandy and coke and a bar stool please ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx