The LTC (Locked Thread Club)

11 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/50868.html
Thats it !!! ...................... I am in the club............. thanx Sarah
Now I'll have a brandy and coke and a bar stool please ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Welcome in hun. I'm sure there's a bar stool here somewhere. I fell off enough of them last night rolleyes

:kiss:

11 Mar 2006

Sassy_Seren
Thank you Can I have a pink n pretty bar stool please ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

11 Mar 2006

Uhm... I have had a few locked in the past.....
BTW.... has Sarge had one locked at all?
Oh... and can I have the spot under the pretty pink bar stool.... please? :P :shock:
Frogster

11 Mar 2006

Quote by frogster
Uhm... I have had a few locked in the past.....
BTW.... has Sarge had one locked at all?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73728.html
He certainly has, he used his magic buttons to get himself into this elite club, problem is half the bloody site is eligble to join wink

11 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Not sure who's handing out the memberships today as I think Sarge has gone AWOL to the munch but I'll sneak you in while he's not looking

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11 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Not sure who's handing out the memberships today as I think Sarge has gone AWOL to the munch but I'll sneak you in while he's not looking

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sarge ! Where ya been hun?? I errrrrr........ errrrrrrrm........ redface

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my bad smackbottom

11 Mar 2006

Fookin hell its like the Mary Celeste in here :shock: right what fun and games can I have whilst they are all away :twisted: :twisted: Think i'll start by hiding Bilko's mess tins and false teeth :shock:

11 Mar 2006

Jeez, the barman's gone AWOL in here too ffs !

12 Mar 2006

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71318.html?highlight=
I have a few others...

12 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Jeez, the barman's gone AWOL in here too ffs !

Can I just point out that th ebarman went awol as he was chatting to someone on MSN for 4 hours :shock: kiss

boozy me :shock: never

12 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Jeez, the barman's gone AWOL in here too ffs !

Can I just point out that th ebarman went awol as he was chatting to someone on MSN for 4 hours :shock: kiss

boozy me :shock: never

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
no wonder were all dieing of thirst in here rolleyes

12 Mar 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Jeez, the barman's gone AWOL in here too ffs !

Can I just point out that th ebarman went awol as he was chatting to someone on MSN for 4 hours :shock: kiss

boozy me :shock: never

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
no wonder were all dieing of thirst in here rolleyes

Sorry mate but lust comes before thirstt lol

12 Mar 2006

Oooow Sunday morning and choices, choices, choices....
What to have for lunch...
Roast Lamb?
Roast Beef?
Roast Mik?
What goes best wil baby carrots and sugarsnap peas rolleyes

12 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Think i'll start by hiding Bilko's mess tins and false teeth :shock:

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12 Mar 2006

Quote by dambuster
Blonde
I think you will find you are in this club!!

:shock: Blonde's in the club ?????????????????????????????????????????
Does veg know ????????????????????
Tsk - at hisage too rolleyes

Bad, bad, bad

13 Mar 2006

mines a pint of stella sarge as im a member too lol

:lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72862.html
you watch this link not work and ill get booted out the club :lol: :lol: :lol:
daz

13 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
Jeez, the barman's gone AWOL in here too ffs !

Can I just point out that th ebarman went awol as he was chatting to someone on MSN for 4 hours :shock: kiss

boozy me :shock: never

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
no wonder were all dieing of thirst in here rolleyes

Sorry mate but lust comes before thirstt lol

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13 Mar 2006

Can I have a large Latte and a prawn sandwich please ?

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
Can I have a large Latte and a prawn sandwich please ?

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well i've heard it called a lot of things before :giggle:

13 Mar 2006

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
Can I have a large Latte and a prawn sandwich please ?

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've been practicing making the mochachocomocholottolarttaaay things, but I think I'll have problems getting the prawns to float

13 Mar 2006

floating prawns ??? :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
floating prawns ??? :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In the latte.
Surely, the bread would get soggy, and wouldn't the mayo curdle the milk :confused: ??

13 Mar 2006

Quote by dambuster
floating prawns ??? :shock:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In the latte.
Surely, the bread would get soggy, and wouldn't the mayo curdle the milk :confused: ??
But the prawns love it - it's like having a nice hot bath!!

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
But the prawns love it - it's like having a nice hot bath!! :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That must be why crustaceans squeal so when you boil them :twisted:
"Squeeeeeeal little piggaaaaay"
"WWEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH"
I know - I know, you have to be able to hear that one bolt

13 Mar 2006

My 10th ever posting was locked by Mal!
Does that count me in?
C x

13 Mar 2006

Sarge and Dammy .................. I am seriously starting to worry about both of you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
Sarge and Dammy .................. I am seriously starting to worry about both of you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Only just starting to ????????????
I've been worried by him for a long time.
And worried by by me even longer :shock:
Are we half way to Cuba yet ?
And why is my sig block fLucked up again ????

13 Mar 2006

Wooooohoooooo
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Lemme in :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My locked thread :smug:

13 Mar 2006

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73644.html hi does this count biggrin