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Woooohooooooo!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
thank you St3v3 kiss
I've got a proper real live locked thread :bounce: St3v3 just dragged it out the basement for me :bounce: ................ A whole pallet labelled 'Missys embarrassing stuff' :undecided: rolleyes
Not one of me best threads admittedly :undecided: In fact, another one I prefer to be forgotten about - but hey ho, needs must biggrin :uhoh: ................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/322608.html#322608
Quote by dambuster
Sarge and Dammy .................. I am seriously starting to worry about both of you :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Only just starting to ????????????
I've been worried by him for a long time.
And worried by by me even longer :shock:
Are we half way to Cuba yet ?
And why is my sig block fLucked up again ????


I think the 4 Tops have been playing ........... coz my sig block says it should be red ...... but unless I've gone colour blind during the weekend ........ its blue dunno
Dammy and Sarge ............. I have booked you both into the SH Clinic for the Mentally Disturbed !! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Tramper
Ah - at last.
A place I can call home .............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72976.html

Oii - bulko .............
Am I in or not ?
Or should I wiggle my arse a little
Quote by Tramper
Ah - at last.
A place I can call home .............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72976.html

Oii - bulko .............
Am I in or not ?
Or should I wiggle my arse a little
I offer this one as reason why not lol :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72899.html?highlight=tramper
and should I wiggle my arse??
Quote by Sarah
Ah - at last.
A place I can call home .............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72976.html

Oii - bulko .............
Am I in or not ?
Or should I wiggle my arse a little
I offer this one as reason why notlol :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72899.html?highlight=tramper
and should I wiggle my arse??
But the rule says to have one locked, not have some kicking about unlocked.
Arse wiggling.
Feel free to wiggle away wink
But, in this case it's not gonna work. It has to be the gut that's a-wigglin, so the other person can tell it's in.
(I only have a little 'un redface )
Who the hell let tramper in confused i'm staying sat down untill he leaves he's coming nowhere near me after his last ahem threat :shock: redface mik69 clenches buttocks and waddles away
Quote by Sarah
Ah - at last.
A place I can call home .............
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72973.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72976.html

Oii - bulko .............
Am I in or not ?
Or should I wiggle my arse a little
I offer this one as reason why not lol :lol: :lol:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72899.html?highlight=tramper
and should I wiggle my arse??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73936.html
This would be our ticket then.......
and as you asked soooooo nicely Sarah.................................yes! bolt
Stormwalker.
Quote by mik69
Who the hell let tramper in confused i'm staying sat down untill he leaves he's coming nowhere near me after his last ahem threat :shock: redface mik69 clenches buttocks and waddles away

PMSL Mik
Don't worry I just heard he's back in his box now wink
Just as well really - he might have looked at your new avatar and asked whether you take it up the exhauster/splitter/night heater :lol2:
Is the bar open yet? Make mine a pint of Baileys please :cheers:
Hey Sarge, get the coffee brewing hun! Bacon butty wouldn't go amiss either coffee kiss
Locked Threads eh.........
Finally One I feel I belong to Ahhhhh.... lol :lol: :lol:
Mike xx
Quote by mdr2000
Locked Threads eh.........
Finally One I feel I belong to Ahhhhh.... lol :lol: :lol:
Mike xx

FFS!!! You took your time!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Is the bar open yet Sarge?? kiss
Bars Open!! drinkies
Free drinks all night for the first 5 members in here!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
smile :) :) :) :) :) give me give me give me :shock:
Brandy and coke thanx Sarge kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Think i'll just have a coke :shock: no i'm not ill i've got an early start.
thank goodness for that im dying for a lager and black..... :P
Brandy and Coke for Blonde and a girlie Coke for Mik - would that be Diet Coke then Mik??? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
thank goodness for that im dying for a lager and black..... :P

ohh if a strict man asks to see your locked thread just say your with me it might work confused
Free drinks from Bilko????????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I need a locked thread!! biggrin
Steve
Quote by sexkittenhfx
thank goodness for that im dying for a lager and black..... :P

Erm, can I see your membership Madame??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by mik69
thank goodness for that im dying for a lager and black..... :P

ohh if a strict man asks to see your locked thread just say your with me it might work confused
ive never had a thread never mind a locked one...maybe i should get me coat.... rolleyes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Brandy and Coke for Blonde and a girlie Coke for Mik - would that be Diet Coke then Mik??? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If being sensible is girly then lend me that dress your wearing :smug:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
thank goodness for that im dying for a lager and black..... :P

Erm, can I see your membership Madame??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
no sir you cannot...i do have something else you might like to see tho lol
Smirnoff Ice please biggrin
Quote by steveg_nw
Free drinks from Bilko????????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I need a locked thread!! biggrin
Steve

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2672.html wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Smirnoff Ice please biggrin

Certainly Miss Mids!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies