The SH Peoples Party

9 Jun 2014

Quote by MidsCouple24
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.

Oh shit! Nothing like breaking news gently! I guess I'd better work out how I'm going to spend her life insurance money then.

14 Jun 2014

Can I elect my self as spin doctor? as everyone knows I talk complete bollox !

15 Jun 2014

Quote by Joewally
Can I elect my self as spin doctor? as everyone knows I talk complete bollox !

No arguments here. We'd vote for you! :thumbup:
;)

17 Sep 2014

Bumpetty bump :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
As theres some sort of political stuff happning in scotland thought id give this a bump lol

17 Sep 2014

Quote by Katniss
Bump!!!!!! Seeing as the talk in chat is all politics and i dont get politics
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

me neither

17 Sep 2014

i think with the pending Scottish vote we should appoint toots as minister for technical thingy's in an envoy type role
and I'm sure we can stretch to a galaxy s4 As a ministerial phone bolt

17 Sep 2014

Quote by dee_licious
Bump!!!!!! Seeing as the talk in chat is all politics and i dont get politics
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

me neither
OK OK as politics goes over your head's rolleyes

i nominate Kat and Dee as ministers for adult education :rascal::rascal:

18 Sep 2014

Quote by ziltoid
WSM, Mellowman and Snoggers(Jase) as The Monster Raving Loony Party.

about right for them 3 pmsl xx

18 Sep 2014

Quote by Lizaleanrob
i think with the pending Scottish vote we should appoint toots as minister for technical thingy's in an envoy type role
and I'm sure we can stretch to a galaxy s4 As a ministerial phone

er, go and have a bath, here at Toots Towers, we do not do Galaxy s4's or indeed any
other phone, they simply do not exist. It would have to be an iPhone 5c at the very least for the ministerial position.
Does the envoy roll include sporran twitching?

18 Sep 2014

Quote by Toots
Does the envoy roll include sporran twitching?

I believe they now have a cure for that affliction :grin:

9 Jan 2020

I really do think this should have been brought back to life early December 2019, and our own little SH Party may have been in with a chance of winning :-)

13 Jan 2020

I can't help feeling that the SHPP's disappointing showing in the recent General Election may have been down to the lack of a coherent, structured Party manifesto.

It's been a while since a UK government served a full term of office, so chances are we'll have another opportunity quite soon. To make sure we're ready, I think we should start working now to present sensible, workable policies on a number of vital issues...

1. Foreign policy: What, if any, border controls/concessions do we need for the purposes of facilitating international rumpy-pumpy?

2. Arts & Entertainment: How much should an SHPP government invest in the building and running of community rumpy-pumpy clubs?

3. Roads & Public Transport: How many lay-bys per mile should we build for spontaneous commuter rumpy-pumpy? How much should we spend on helping the Train Operating Companies to repurpose "quiet coaches" into rumpy-pumpy coaches?

4. Employment: How many hours a week should students and pensioners cover for us to enable rumpy-pumpy at work?

5. Sport & Leisure: How much investment is required to send a serious medal-winning Team GB to the Rumpy-Pumpolympics?

6. Defence: What can we do to facilitate research into developing a rumpy-pumpy bomb to pacify our enemies?

There are of course many other areas of public concern which we need to be very clear on, but I think it's important we get these essentials nailed down first.

14 Jan 2020

Quote by Ice_Pie
I can't help feeling that the SHPP's disappointing showing in the recent General Election may have been down to the lack of a coherent, structured Party manifesto.
It's been a while since a UK government served a full term of office, so chances are we'll have another opportunity quite soon. To make sure we're ready, I think we should start working now to present sensible, workable policies on a number of vital issues...
1. Foreign policy: What, if any, border controls/concessions do we need for the purposes of facilitating international rumpy-pumpy? I vote for ANY kind of rumpyppumpy
2. Arts & Entertainment: How much should an SHPP government invest in the building and running of community rumpy-pumpy clubs? I firmly believe this should be a high priority and may result in the introduction of new taxes to ensure we are able to meet our manifesto commitments. Just dont tax the rumpy-pumpy!
3. Roads & Public Transport: How many lay-bys per mile should we build for spontaneous commuter rumpy-pumpy? How much should we spend on helping the Train Operating Companies to repurpose "quiet coaches" into rumpy-pumpy coaches? I am unable to respond to this but willing to do a tour of the UK checking all laybys, car parks any other outside areas :bounce:
4. Employment: How many hours a week should students and pensioners cover for us to enable rumpy-pumpy at work? I would suggest a minumum of 60 hours per week for those under 80 but perhaps reduce to 40 over 80.
5. Sport & Leisure: How much investment is required to send a serious medal-winning Team GB to the Rumpy-Pumpolympics? See No 2
6. Defence: What can we do to facilitate research into developing a rumpy-pumpy bomb to pacify our enemies? Condom testing parties would be a starting point, and again, willing to support the SHPP in taking this issue forward.

There are of course many other areas of public concern which we need to be very clear on, but I think it's important we get these essentials nailed down first.

;)