2. Have a glass of wine
3. Stuff the turkey
4. Have a glass of wine
5. Put turkey in the oven
6. Relax, and have another few glasses of wine
7. Turk the bastey
8. Wine of glass another get
9. Ponder the meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. floor the turkey off up the pick (hic)
14. Turk the carvey
15. open another wottle of bine
16. Tet the sable, and pour another glass
17. say grace then pass out
Merry Xmas everyone
