The very first time I came...

30 Jun 2004

Well I tried to cure our goldfish of his stammer.......
I dropped him in the kettle. :idea:
I thought a jacuzzi would help him relax and so aid him getting the words out.
All it did was make subsequent brews taste fishy. sad

On a plus side, all the fishoil he released has helped with our concentration no end. biggrin

On the subject of music, ours has started listening to gansta rap. I asked him why he listened to it and he told me it was because he was a GOLDfish. Blings in his nature according to him. dunno

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Thats easy for you to say
but theyve got the base turned up so lopd the camels having palpitations
"steady Davej steady boy"
( named in honour of the most sensible person on sh)

dave is going to be sooo offended now.... i bet he takes the hump with ya!

Quote by easy
Well I tried to cure our goldfish of his stammer.......
I dropped him in the kettle. :idea:
I thought a jacuzzi would help him relax and so aid him getting the words out.
All it did was make subsequent brews taste fishy.
On a plus side, all the fishoil he released has helped with our concentration no end.

cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!
are you not aware that section 3967, parra 34, point 895 says that a goldfish must give his written permission before he is used for medicinal purposes? and that you have to have two independent witnesses? one of whome must be a shark??????

30 Jun 2004

bollcks messed the quote up...
cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!
Thats what I said to Snow White when she bedded Dopey but she didn't listen either

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!

Thats what I said to Snow White whn she bedded Dopey but she didn't listen either
but you were wrong.. correct..he is not big or clever,,.. but its only dealing dopey thats actually against the law.. shagging him is ok.. as long as its just for your own benifit!!!!!

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Thats easy for you to say
but theyve got the base turned up so lopd the camels having palpitations
"steady Davej steady boy"
( named in honour of the most sensible person on sh)

dave is going to be sooo offended now.... i bet he takes the hump with ya!

Quote by easy
Well I tried to cure our goldfish of his stammer.......
I dropped him in the kettle. :idea:
I thought a jacuzzi would help him relax and so aid him getting the words out.
All it did was make subsequent brews taste fishy.
On a plus side, all the fishoil he released has helped with our concentration no end.

cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!
are you not aware that section 3967, parra 34, point 895 says that a goldfish must give his written permission before he is used for medicinal purposes? and that you have to have two independent witnesses? one of whome must be a shark??????
WBB - may I correct you here (please redface

) In that your section and para quote is correct BUT ... it is a well known fact that Goldfish cannot in fact write... He/she has to sign the document with a ................................ FIN PRINT
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
WBB - may I correct you here (please ) In that your section and para quote is correct BUT ... it is a well known fact that Goldfish cannot in fact write... He/she has to sign the document with a ................................ FIN PRINT
Paul

dont judge everyones fish by your own standards!
jsut cos you buy YOUR goldfish from aldi.. doesnt mean we all do!
ff my bob was translating latin bibles into english when he was still a mere bubble in the tank!

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
cant believe you have admitted that in public... its not big, its not clever.. and its against the law!!!!!!
are you not aware that section 3967, parra 34, point 895 says that a goldfish must give his written permission before he is used for medicinal purposes? and that you have to have two independent witnesses? one of whome must be a shark??????

:small-print:
Subsection 38J, paragraph 8 line 6 clearly states that
"A designated carer for the afformentionned party of the first, will not be held, under any way, matter, shape, or form, responsible, liable or culpable, either in a criminal or moral manner, for any benifits that may or could possibly arise from any misadventure of the afformention party herin."
In otherwords if I happen to reap the benifits that come from the goldfishs adventures by accident, I can't be done for it. :P rolleyes

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe

WBB - may I correct you here (please ) In that your section and para quote is correct BUT ... it is a well known fact that Goldfish cannot in fact write... He/she has to sign the document with a ................................ FIN PRINT
Paul

dont judge everyones fish by your own standards!
jsut cos you buy YOUR goldfish from aldi.. doesnt mean we all do!
ff my bob was translating latin bibles into english when he was still a mere bubble in the tank!
I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Paul

dont judge everyones fish by your own standards!
jsut cos you buy YOUR goldfish from aldi.. doesnt mean we all do!
ff my bob was translating latin bibles into english when he was still a mere bubble in the tank!
bob...bob...bob...bob...bo....bollox!.....bob...bob

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
I don't buy goldfish - I breed with them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMGand you were having a go at me for giving mine a jaccuzi WBB. FFS rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

30 Jun 2004

Anyone seen my goldfish? I cleaned out his tank especially using the Dyson and he just disappeared - never left a note or anything - no postcards - nothing :cry:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by easy

I don't buy goldfish - I breed with them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMGand you were having a go at me for giving mine a jaccuzi WBB. FFS rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Perfect - I knew someone would do this - and knew that it would be you Easy or that Davej fella... But as they say 'don't knock it until you have tried it ..
Paul
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
Subsection 38J, paragraph 8 line 6 clearly states that
"A designated carer for the afformentionned party of the first, will not be held, under any way, matter, shape, or form, responsible, liable or culpable, either in a criminal or moral manner, for any benifits that may or could possibly arise from any misadventure of the afformention party herin."
In otherwords if I happen to reap the benifits that come from the goldfishs adventures by accident, I can't be done for it. :P

unless i can prove you DELIBERETLY mislead the said party with regards to the dangers face by the activity!
its the clink for you my friend!

Quote by Fun365
I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

Quote by davej
bob...bob...bob...bob...bo....bollox!.....bob...bob

pmsl

30 Jun 2004

Quote by celticq
Anyone seen my goldfish? I cleaned out his tank especially using the Dyson and he just disappeared - never left a note or anything - no postcards - nothing :cry:

#
ungratefull little critter... bet you it has took all your family silver too!
if i were you.. i would be VERY wary of buying ANY goldfished bred by that paul fella.... there is something genetically wrong with them....... they all turn out to be bad uns!

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
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I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

WBB - a bit harsh confused

There is nothing wrong with goldfish.. and just think - they have such short memories they forget about it after 5 seconds :shock:
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365

I don't buy goldfish - I breed with them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

Perfect - I knew someone would do this - and knew that it would be you Easy or that Davej fella... But as they say 'don't knock it until you have tried it ..
Paul
Paul
Mr. Fun. As you clearly state this is NOT a task for me wink

:P
WBB if you check back, at no point did I mention intending to use his fishy goodness for my own twisted, evil purposes. It was just an extra bonus really. biggrin

:wink:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
]
I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

WBB - a bit harsh confused

There is nothing wrong with goldfish.. and just think - they have such short memories they forget about it after 5 seconds :shock:
Paul
i HEARD that we may as well forget more than 5 seconds with you too!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
]
I don't buy goldfish - I breed them... and I can tell you that it is not an easy task!!! :shock:
These buggers don't last long you know
Paul

i think you will find more satisfaction breeding with women...... though i understand that u cant afford to be TOO picky! wink

WBB - a bit harsh confused

There is nothing wrong with goldfish.. and just think - they have such short memories they forget about it after 5 seconds :shock:
Paul
i HEARD that we may as well forget more than 5 seconds with you too!!!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
WBB - I knew that you would say that... !!!! Surely 5 seconds is more than adequate!!!
PS: Just remember that I am a Judge cool

Regards
Paul

30 Jun 2004

a judge? a judge of what? lol...... not good sexual partners i bet! pmsl

30 Jun 2004

I can't get the qoute thing right but I can see a possble advantage in a fish as a partner if your male .........
BO....BO.....BO....BO....BO....
think about it cos I can't stand crudity so wont actually write it..........right where's the mermaids hang out

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
a judge? a judge of what? lol...... not good sexual partners i bet! pmsl

I dunno i go away for 5 mins,and i do believe that tha goldfish have been secretly feeding you all full of drugs,your worse than you were before.
Just watch out theyll be waiting for you...................
Clare,xxx
wink

30 Jun 2004

are we still talking bollox on here confused

:
that was some trip Ive just been on..chillin with my fish an a bit of Goldyfish lookin chain cool

youll be happy to know Davej me camels all calmed down now ,hes got his personal cd on listening to some Andy williams and he seems quite content
5 seconds ....BLOODY SHOWOFF mad

30 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
a judge? a judge of what? lol...... not good sexual partners i bet! pmsl

I dunno i go away for 5 mins,and i do believe that tha goldfish have been secretly feeding you all full of drugs,your worse than you were before.
Just watch out theyll be waiting for you...................
Clare,xxx
wink

Clare;
I just dont understand this at all... I might have hinted that I had a sexual preference for goldfish and 5 second interludes and WBB has to ridicule me!!! It's not fair !!!! redface

Thank God some of us are sane
Paul

30 Jun 2004

yeah yeah yeah..
anyway.. i have to go home.. some of us have got goldfish to feed! wink

xxxxxx

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah yeah yeah..
anyway.. i have to go home.. some of us have got goldfish to feed!
xxxxxx

Know what you mean WBB - Geraldine is calling for me :shock: and she is a looker!!!
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Clare;
I just dont understand this at all... I might have hinted that I had a sexual preference for goldfish and 5 second interludes and WBB has to ridicule me!!! It's not fair !!!!
Thank God some of us are sane
Paul

Interesting how you can put both hinting at a sexual preference for goldfish and proclaiming to be sane in the same post.
At least some of us admit to the fact that were mentaly unstable :haha: :uhoh:
Clare,xxx
wink

30 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Know what you mean WBB - Geraldine is calling for me :shock: and she is a looker!!!
Paul

bob....bob....bob...bob....blow.....bob.....bob.....bob.....bob....bob

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah yeah yeah..
anyway.. i have to go home.. some of us have got goldfish to feed!
xxxxxx

Thought your goldfish was dead in a fag packet????
Those drugs again,tut,tut!!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

Know what you mean WBB - Geraldine is calling for me :shock: and she is a looker!!!
Paul

bob....bob....bob...bob....blow.....bob.....bob.....bob.....bob....bob
Shit Davej... you've met Geraldine!!!! She is a good girl (fish) and is an oral expert
WHat a wonderful world this is
Paul

30 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Thought your goldfish was dead in a fag packet????
Those drugs again,tut,tut!!!
Clare,xxx

Ha !!! well spotted Clare.........only this means... :doh: ........some of this could have been made up :shock: !!!!
I've been lead up the garden path.... mad